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Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.

 
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Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
Hands off your junk, men. Every sperm is sacred.
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
Hands off your junk, men. Every sperm is sacred.
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One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
You sure spend a lot of your time thinking about sperm OP, eh?
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
"If God had intended us not to masturbate, he'd have made our arms shorter." - George Carlin
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

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Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
GOOD POINT!

it is said that the man's seed is where the soul exists

it is absorbed and not a sin should the woman catch it into her body or mouth
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10/14/2012 12:32 AM

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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
Sorry, but 30 years ago I had a vasectomy, ain't nutt'n coming through the pipes.

It ain't me babe, It ain't me your look'n for babe.
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10/14/2012 12:35 AM
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
So is throwing them into rubbish bin wrapped with condoms.
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
many of the church fathers became eunuchs. are you saying to abandon this practice?
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
many of the church fathers became eunuchs. are you saying to abandon this practice?
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spent seed saves the world for another day, another less SNAP card
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
Hands off your junk, men. Every sperm is sacred.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24522361


okaaaay...bend over and catch my seed.
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
guess that makes me a serial killer then
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
Hands off your junk, men. Every sperm is sacred.
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Another Canadian. What a big surprise. Comparing a sperm, to a baby.

In case you were simply too stupid to realize it, a sperm is NOT a being. Without the egg, a sperm is no more a living baby, than is a rock.

Get this through your empty head...

Without a fertilized egg, there IS NO BABY.
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
Really?


If that is the supposition, then every time a female has a menstral period, she is killing an egg

This entire thread is stupid
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10/14/2012 12:45 AM
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
They die off anyway, and thats Gods Plan !

Everything dies off, just like your thread !
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Boohoo.
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10/14/2012 01:04 AM
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
Another useless thread. It takes two parts to make a human and obviously you need to take some courses in school.
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10/14/2012 01:07 AM
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
you can even commit murder by having
a wet dream ????

get a grip OP

shake it a lil

it feels good ;)
lol

and a woman commits murder
with every period she has.

and sometimes you emit sperm
when you pee so you can commit murder
when you take a leak.

how far you want to go with this ???

so basically God wants us to stop
peeing, stop having periods and stop
having wet dreams ...

does that about sum it up ???
DPS

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10/14/2012 01:07 AM
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
op you are right.

the sperm is the essence of your brain and self. it decents from the brain via the spine all the way to the balls.

thats why it is called the master bait
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10/14/2012 01:09 AM
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
op you are right.

the sperm is the essence of your brain and self. it decents from the brain via the spine all the way to the balls.

thats why it is called the master bait
 Quoting: DPS


AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The master bait.. Do they really teach you all this over there?
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10/14/2012 01:15 AM
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
Another useless thread. It takes two parts to make a human and obviously you need to take some courses in school.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4436859


my post was ok:

>>many of the church fathers became eunuchs. are you saying to abandon this practice?
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
OP that's fucking stupid, sperm are not living souls. That's like saying eating sunflower seeds is murdering flowers.
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
op you are right.

the sperm is the essence of your brain and self. it decents from the brain via the spine all the way to the balls.

thats why it is called the master bait
 Quoting: DPS


AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The master bait.. Do they really teach you all this over there?
 Quoting: jadksn 25499068


go ask the ones who created the words in the first place.

if masturbate sounds pretty much like master bait then you can be sure it has a connection
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
you can even commit murder by having
a wet dream ????

get a grip OP

shake it a lil

it feels good ;)
lol

and a woman commits murder
with every period she has.

and sometimes you emit sperm
when you pee so you can commit murder
when you take a leak.

how far you want to go with this ???

so basically God wants us to stop
peeing, stop having periods and stop
having wet dreams ...

does that about sum it up ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25521234
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Kill yourself
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
That's why I hear the UT2004 announcer everytime I jerk one out..

"DOuble-kill" "Multi-Kill" ...."Monster Kill".... "Holy Shit!"
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
Nice way to deflect a real true honest beat down.

Women are murderers when they get an abortion. Period.

To equate that to sperm and masturbation is just ignorance.

Sperm is a living cell. So is a hair follicle.

Sperm plus egg is a person. A soul.

Abortion is murder. Time to live in reality.
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
Another useless thread. It takes two parts to make a human and obviously you need to take some courses in school.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4436859


my post was ok:

>>many of the church fathers became eunuchs. are you saying to abandon this practice?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25460442


can someone answer this?

this is an intelligent question.
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
serious question:

>>many of the church fathers became eunuchs. are you saying to abandon this practice?
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
serious question:

>>many of the church fathers became eunuchs. are you saying to abandon this practice?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25460442


I wish that all church fathers were eunuchs.
there would be no more child rapes if that
were the case.

back in ancient Egypt, the guards who
guarded the Kings Harem were all eunuchs.

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