Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.

this was the same in babylon I think..

The semen, by itself, is not a life. It needs the female ovule to form a life.

So, your idea FAILS.

the op is canadian, he wants you to send him your sperm babies so he can take a bath in them.

Right, but it does make for a very nutrious and tasty snack!

14) The LORD God said to the serpent, "Because you have done this, Cursed are you more than all cattle, And more than every beast of the field; On your belly you will go, And dust you will eat All the days of your life;
17) Then to Adam He said, "Because you have listened to the voice of your wife, and have eaten from the tree about which I commanded you, saying, 'You shall not eat from it'; Cursed is the ground because of you; In toil you will eat of it All the days of your life.
18) Both thorns and thistles it shall grow for you; And you will eat the plants of the field;
19) By the sweat of your face You will eat bread, Till you return to the ground, Because from it you were taken; For you are dust, And to dust you shall return."
Genesis 3:14, 17-19

Adam was cursed because he ate of the forbidden tree (sex with serpent), spilling his 'seed' (sperm/dna/tree of life) on the ground... thus the ground was cursed and only grew thorns/thistles. It was an abomination in God's eyes as it went against procreation and the sacred 'seed' from the 'tree of life' (dna)

Here is link explaining the garden:

[link to theopenscroll.com]

i'm sorry, genesis is not about masterbation

Hey dumb fuck,sperm like every cell in your body dies and is replaced with a new cell. It isn't like you are born with all the sperm you will ever squirt in your life.

What happen if your seed ends up in the matrix though?

So... 1 cell is a cell... like a hair follicle... and 2 cells, one of which is NOT A PERSON... makes a person like magick?

Fuck no. Lies. You might think I'm kidding, but I'm not. It makes a fucking zygote.

BIOLOGY. FUCKING LEARN IT. And, FYI, 2 cells don't make a soul. Dipshit.

can someone address this? where is Carlin wrong?

knuckle children

You don't even need arms to masturbate..

Ever watch American Pie?


If our arms were shorter, we'd piss all over our shoes.

The high fructose corn syrup made me do it..

It's because of having sex that the world's become overpopulated. If every man didn't jay-orf than he'd blow his load in 20 seconds with a woman, therefore increasing the possibility of STI/STD and pregnancy. If every man doesn't jay-orf than he'll be out looking for a nice looking slut to put his willy in. It's a preventative method for you getting pregnant.

Your daddy should have had a wank instead..

The op is an idiot...

thanks op, now i got to go blow a load into my wifes mouth.

Let me reiterate another point... When a man cums, he cums around 375M sperm cells. When a female is impregnated, only one makes it. For those 375M sperm cells to not be wasted, the female has to have an extremely large pussy - Know what I'm saying? You're never going to get that rate higher.

What happens when a female misses the sperm cell? OMG YOU WASTED AN EGG? Are you honestly going to accuse a woman of murder (even though they have a finite amount of eggs and MEN HAVE AN INFINITE NUMBER OF SPERM CELLS)? No because you're hypocritical.

If you can make it so that you have ONE single child for EVERY single egg that you were born with as a woman, than you can make this point to a male. You're very hypocritical, but yet most women are and only see it from their side.

You all really are stuck in the bronze age aren't you?

well, in the jew language, their words are like, smaller words put together to make bigger words. its different.

Hmmm...I wonder if this is why Cain was punished for spilling his seed on the ground. He murdered all those souls and God didnt like it.

Masturbation is prohibited in every religion. Buddhism is strictly against it as well.

exactly what i was thinking....then a female starting at the age of about 8-10 should try to germinate her egg if this were such a sin....doesn't sound so good to you now does it loser?

Oh, and what about wet dreams? should a male cover his wang when he goes to sleep so he can collect his wet dream sperm and inseminate a woman with them? What about the millions of sperm that don't germinate the egg? is it a sin for those to die/be flushed as well?

I'm a monster... I've killed zillions of souls...

does that mean a period is murder as well?

NICE HOW YOU FOLLOW THE PARTS OF THE BIBLE THAT YOU WANT TO AND NOT OTHERS.. YOU ARE A HYPOCRYTE ITS OK WITH YOU TO RESTRICT WOMENS ACTIONS BUT NOT MENS... YOU TURN PEOPLE AWAY FROM GOD BY YOUR HYPOCRACY AND WILL BE JUDGED AS SUCH WHEN YOU DIE..