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Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.

 
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serious question:

>>many of the church fathers became eunuchs. are you saying to abandon this practice?
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I wish that all church fathers were eunuchs.
there would be no more child rapes if that
were the case.

back in ancient Egypt, the guards who
guarded the Kings Harem were all eunuchs.
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this was the same in babylon I think..
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The semen, by itself, is not a life. It needs the female ovule to form a life.

So, your idea FAILS.

putin
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the op is canadian, he wants you to send him your sperm babies so he can take a bath in them.
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The semen, by itself, is not a life. It needs the female ovule to form a life.

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Right, but it does make for a very nutrious and tasty snack!
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14) The LORD God said to the serpent, "Because you have done this, Cursed are you more than all cattle, And more than every beast of the field; On your belly you will go, And dust you will eat All the days of your life;
17) Then to Adam He said, "Because you have listened to the voice of your wife, and have eaten from the tree about which I commanded you, saying, 'You shall not eat from it'; Cursed is the ground because of you; In toil you will eat of it All the days of your life.
18) Both thorns and thistles it shall grow for you; And you will eat the plants of the field;
19) By the sweat of your face You will eat bread, Till you return to the ground, Because from it you were taken; For you are dust, And to dust you shall return."
Genesis 3:14, 17-19

Adam was cursed because he ate of the forbidden tree (sex with serpent), spilling his 'seed' (sperm/dna/tree of life) on the ground... thus the ground was cursed and only grew thorns/thistles. It was an abomination in God's eyes as it went against procreation and the sacred 'seed' from the 'tree of life' (dna)

Here is link explaining the garden:

[link to theopenscroll.com]
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14) The LORD God said to the serpent, "Because you have done this, Cursed are you more than all cattle, And more than every beast of the field; On your belly you will go, And dust you will eat All the days of your life;
17) Then to Adam He said, "Because you have listened to the voice of your wife, and have eaten from the tree about which I commanded you, saying, 'You shall not eat from it'; Cursed is the ground because of you; In toil you will eat of it All the days of your life.
18) Both thorns and thistles it shall grow for you; And you will eat the plants of the field;
19) By the sweat of your face You will eat bread, Till you return to the ground, Because from it you were taken; For you are dust, And to dust you shall return."
Genesis 3:14, 17-19

Adam was cursed because he ate of the forbidden tree (sex with serpent), spilling his 'seed' (sperm/dna/tree of life) on the ground... thus the ground was cursed and only grew thorns/thistles. It was an abomination in God's eyes as it went against procreation and the sacred 'seed' from the 'tree of life' (dna)

Here is link explaining the garden:

[link to theopenscroll.com]
 Quoting: veryAWAKE 22790151


i'm sorry, genesis is not about masterbation
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Hey dumb fuck,sperm like every cell in your body dies and is replaced with a new cell. It isn't like you are born with all the sperm you will ever squirt in your life.
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What happen if your seed ends up in the matrix though?
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Nice way to deflect a real true honest beat down.

Women are murderers when they get an abortion. Period.

To equate that to sperm and masturbation is just ignorance.

Sperm is a living cell. So is a hair follicle.

Sperm plus egg is a person. A soul.

Abortion is murder. Time to live in reality.
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So... 1 cell is a cell... like a hair follicle... and 2 cells, one of which is NOT A PERSON... makes a person like magick?

Fuck no. Lies. You might think I'm kidding, but I'm not. It makes a fucking zygote.

BIOLOGY. FUCKING LEARN IT. And, FYI, 2 cells don't make a soul. Dipshit.
As above, So below.
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"If God had intended us not to masturbate, he'd have made our arms shorter." - George Carlin
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can someone address this? where is Carlin wrong?
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is the outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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Hands off your junk, men. Every sperm is sacred.
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putin
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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jerkitdeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddead

naughty
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"If God had intended us not to masturbate, he'd have made our arms shorter." - George Carlin
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can someone address this? where is Carlin wrong?
 Quoting: Anonymous Cowherder


You don't even need arms to masturbate..

Ever watch American Pie?


If our arms were shorter, we'd piss all over our shoes.
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The high fructose corn syrup made me do it..
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It's because of having sex that the world's become overpopulated. If every man didn't jay-orf than he'd blow his load in 20 seconds with a woman, therefore increasing the possibility of STI/STD and pregnancy. If every man doesn't jay-orf than he'll be out looking for a nice looking slut to put his willy in. It's a preventative method for you getting pregnant.
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Hands off your junk, men. Every sperm is sacred.
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Your daddy should have had a wank instead..
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Hands off your junk, men. Every sperm is sacred.
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stfu
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Never met anyone important enough to lie to.....
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The op is an idiot...
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thanks op, now i got to go blow a load into my wifes mouth.
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Re: Male masturbation is murder regardless of the circumstances. Men have no right to kill another living soul by wasting their seed.
Let me reiterate another point... When a man cums, he cums around 375M sperm cells. When a female is impregnated, only one makes it. For those 375M sperm cells to not be wasted, the female has to have an extremely large pussy - Know what I'm saying? You're never going to get that rate higher.

What happens when a female misses the sperm cell? OMG YOU WASTED AN EGG? Are you honestly going to accuse a woman of murder (even though they have a finite amount of eggs and MEN HAVE AN INFINITE NUMBER OF SPERM CELLS)? No because you're hypocritical.

If you can make it so that you have ONE single child for EVERY single egg that you were born with as a woman, than you can make this point to a male. You're very hypocritical, but yet most women are and only see it from their side.
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op you are right.

the sperm is the essence of your brain and self. it decents from the brain via the spine all the way to the balls.

thats why it is called the master bait
 Quoting: DPS


AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The master bait.. Do they really teach you all this over there?
 Quoting: jadksn 25499068


go ask the ones who created the words in the first place.

if masturbate sounds pretty much like master bait then you can be sure it has a connection
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You all really are stuck in the bronze age aren't you?
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well, in the jew language, their words are like, smaller words put together to make bigger words. its different.
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Hands off your junk, men. Every sperm is sacred.
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Hmmm...I wonder if this is why Cain was punished for spilling his seed on the ground. He murdered all those souls and God didnt like it.

Masturbation is prohibited in every religion. Buddhism is strictly against it as well.

amazed
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Really?


If that is the supposition, then every time a female has a menstral period, she is killing an egg

This entire thread is stupid
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exactly what i was thinking....then a female starting at the age of about 8-10 should try to germinate her egg if this were such a sin....doesn't sound so good to you now does it loser?

Oh, and what about wet dreams? should a male cover his wang when he goes to sleep so he can collect his wet dream sperm and inseminate a woman with them? What about the millions of sperm that don't germinate the egg? is it a sin for those to die/be flushed as well?
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"If God had intended us not to masturbate, he'd have made our arms shorter." - George Carlin
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lol
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I'm a monster... I've killed zillions of souls...pigchef
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Hands off your junk, men. Every sperm is sacred.
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does that mean a period is murder as well?
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Hands off your junk, men. Every sperm is sacred.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24522361


Another Canadian. What a big surprise. Comparing a sperm, to a baby.

In case you were simply too stupid to realize it, a sperm is NOT a being. Without the egg, a sperm is no more a living baby, than is a rock.

Get this through your empty head...

Without a fertilized egg, there IS NO BABY.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25507641


NICE HOW YOU FOLLOW THE PARTS OF THE BIBLE THAT YOU WANT TO AND NOT OTHERS.. YOU ARE A HYPOCRYTE ITS OK WITH YOU TO RESTRICT WOMENS ACTIONS BUT NOT MENS... YOU TURN PEOPLE AWAY FROM GOD BY YOUR HYPOCRACY AND WILL BE JUDGED AS SUCH WHEN YOU DIE..