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Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!

 
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Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
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Jupiter ignition is imminent! Once ignited, Jupiter will expel one of its moons toward Earth. The moon will strike and sterilize the planet on the evening of Dec 21 2012.


IF YOU'RE LUCKY YOU WILL FIND A VERY DEEP CAVERN/TUNNEL AND BRACE FOR IMPACT


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10/14/2012 01:27 AM
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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
The zetas told me you're wrong.
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10/14/2012 01:29 AM
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Ha!!!
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OMG OMG!!!


Jupiter is going to spontaneously ignite and Europa is going to melt and become another earth. The annunaki are going to spontaneously become alive on it and then it's going to coincidentally collide with our own.


whatever
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10/14/2012 01:43 AM
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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
My Uncle called 5hrs. ago and said the CEO of his big office held a emergency Saturday meeting with everyone in management at noon today, and told them this exact same thing. I have been packing to go to the family "spot" since he called. He said that Jupiter would ignite in the next 72hrs., sadly, OP, you are correct here. Everyone with the bunkers are correct. Nibiru has been here all along...Just like a thief in the night. RUN!!! HIDE!!!!HURRY!!!!!!
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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
My Uncle called 5hrs. ago and said the CEO of his big office held a emergency Saturday meeting with everyone in management at noon today, and told them this exact same thing. I have been packing to go to the family "spot" since he called. He said that Jupiter would ignite in the next 72hrs., sadly, OP, you are correct here. Everyone with the bunkers are correct. Nibiru has been here all along...Just like a thief in the night. RUN!!! HIDE!!!!HURRY!!!!!!
 Quoting: TOMMY B


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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
My Uncle called 5hrs. ago and said the CEO of his big office held a emergency Saturday meeting with everyone in management at noon today, and told them this exact same thing. I have been packing to go to the family "spot" since he called. He said that Jupiter would ignite in the next 72hrs., sadly, OP, you are correct here. Everyone with the bunkers are correct. Nibiru has been here all along...Just like a thief in the night. RUN!!! HIDE!!!!HURRY!!!!!!
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My uncle called 4 hours ago and said your uncle doesn't know shit. damned
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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
My Uncle called 5hrs. ago and said the CEO of his big office held a emergency Saturday meeting with everyone in management at noon today, and told them this exact same thing. I have been packing to go to the family "spot" since he called. He said that Jupiter would ignite in the next 72hrs., sadly, OP, you are correct here. Everyone with the bunkers are correct. Nibiru has been here all along...Just like a thief in the night. RUN!!! HIDE!!!!HURRY!!!!!!
 Quoting: TOMMY B



My uncle called 4 hours ago and said your uncle doesn't know shit. damned
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Just got off the phone to my uncle and he said your uncles are both fired
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10/14/2012 04:49 AM
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My aunt said it won't be long now.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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My aunt said it won't be long now.
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Yep, it will exactly 10 inches long.
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*will be. damned
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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
My Uncle called 5hrs. ago and said the CEO of his big office held a emergency Saturday meeting with everyone in management at noon today, and told them this exact same thing. I have been packing to go to the family "spot" since he called. He said that Jupiter would ignite in the next 72hrs., sadly, OP, you are correct here. Everyone with the bunkers are correct. Nibiru has been here all along...Just like a thief in the night. RUN!!! HIDE!!!!HURRY!!!!!!
 Quoting: TOMMY B



My uncle called 4 hours ago and said your uncle doesn't know shit. damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1492246


Just got off the phone to my uncle and he said your uncles are both fired
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It won't be long your uncle resides in UGLE, too :)
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10/14/2012 05:11 AM
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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
My Uncle called 5hrs. ago and said the CEO of his big office held a emergency Saturday meeting with everyone in management at noon today, and told them this exact same thing. I have been packing to go to the family "spot" since he called. He said that Jupiter would ignite in the next 72hrs., sadly, OP, you are correct here. Everyone with the bunkers are correct. Nibiru has been here all along...Just like a thief in the night. RUN!!! HIDE!!!!HURRY!!!!!!
 Quoting: TOMMY B



My uncle called 4 hours ago and said your uncle doesn't know shit. damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1492246


Just got off the phone to my uncle and he said your uncles are both fired
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25534238



It won't be long your uncle resides in UGLE, too :)
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My uncle is bigger than your uncle hidinghiding
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10/14/2012 05:16 AM
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This thread is just for the nib tards and doom tards to bang off to.

Nothing to see here folks unless you like watching some brain dead moronic nib tards and doom tards having a collective bang off session.

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10/14/2012 05:23 AM
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My uncle called 4 hours ago and said your uncle doesn't know shit. damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1492246


Just got off the phone to my uncle and he said your uncles are both fired
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25534238



It won't be long your uncle resides in UGLE, too :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1492246


My uncle is bigger than your uncle hidinghiding
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He's gotta lose some weight then...
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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
This thread is just for the nib tards and doom tards to bang off to.

Nothing to see here folks unless you like watching some brain dead moronic nib tards and doom tards having a collective bang off session.

bsflag
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Also we know who you are OP. That sad little twat Italian with so much negative karma from all the B/S posts. A hint for you, the twat with the motorcycle avitar who can only insult everyone. Oh another clue the nick starts with DUC...

You see anonymous does not work for you as we know the style of your posting. We know you are only 12 years young.


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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
This thread is just for the nib tards and doom tards to bang off to.

Nothing to see here folks unless you like watching some brain dead moronic nib tards and doom tards having a collective bang off session.

bsflag
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Yes, we are doing our best to distract your attention from nibiru, as if you know the truth - you'll never be the same again... Move along, nothing to see here.
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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
Also we know who you are OP. That sad little twat Italian with so much negative karma from all the B/S posts. A hint for you, the twat with the motorcycle avitar who can only insult everyone. Oh another clue the nick starts with DUC...

You see anonymous does not work for you as we know the style of your posting. We know you are only 12 years young.
 Quoting: NODOOM

OP certainly does come across like a DUCM-shit!
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10/14/2012 08:19 AM
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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
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Jupiter ignition is imminent! Once ignited, Jupiter will expel one of its moons toward Earth. The moon will strike and sterilize the planet on the evening of Dec 21 2012.


IF YOU'RE LUCKY YOU WILL FIND A VERY DEEP CAVERN/TUNNEL AND BRACE FOR IMPACT


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25507426
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10/14/2012 08:53 AM
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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
Not true. There is a hope for us.

The reason the Space Shuttle program was halted was because all of the shuttles are standing by ready to take off for that rogue moon and place nuclear devices on it.

My uncle, who works in Hollywood, says there is a jet standing by in Paris ready to whisk Bruce Willis away from his filming of the Red 2 sequel (see [link to www.dailymail.co.uk] to Cape Canaveral.

Willis' starring in Armageddon was not simply a movie - it was training for a mission they knew that some day Willis would be leading.

Feel better now?


Hey - I can write BS too! (My uncle taught me how)
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10/14/2012 09:01 AM
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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
My Uncle called 5hrs. ago and said the CEO of his big office held a emergency Saturday meeting with everyone in management at noon today, and told them this exact same thing. I have been packing to go to the family "spot" since he called. He said that Jupiter would ignite in the next 72hrs., sadly, OP, you are correct here. Everyone with the bunkers are correct. Nibiru has been here all along...Just like a thief in the night. RUN!!! HIDE!!!!HURRY!!!!!!
 Quoting: TOMMY B



My uncle called 4 hours ago and said your uncle doesn't know shit. damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1492246


Just got off the phone to my uncle and he said your uncles are both fired
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25534238


Correction...your uncles are not yours'....you both were left on the front steps
CtYankee

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Never met anyone important enough to lie to.....
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10/14/2012 09:18 AM
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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
Hey Terral...you moved to Italy?

Now go back to your cave......no doom here....
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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
IF YOU'RE LUCKY YOU WILL FIND A VERY DEEP CAVERN/TUNNEL AND BRACE FOR IMPACT
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10/14/2012 10:10 AM
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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
Not true. There is a hope for us.

The reason the Space Shuttle program was halted was because all of the shuttles are standing by ready to take off for that rogue moon and place nuclear devices on it.

My uncle, who works in Hollywood, says there is a jet standing by in Paris ready to whisk Bruce Willis away from his filming of the Red 2 sequel (see [link to www.dailymail.co.uk] to Cape Canaveral.

Willis' starring in Armageddon was not simply a movie - it was training for a mission they knew that some day Willis would be leading.

Feel better now?


Hey - I can write BS too! (My uncle taught me how)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22687793


My uncle said Bruce Willis was only moonlighting on drilling and drives a cab .
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10/14/2012 10:31 AM
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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
My uncle Sue confirmed this! I've already since then bugged out and commited suicide and am now posting and confirming! This is it!hiding
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This thread will soon be sent to here...

Thread: List of false prophets and failed predictions. (Page 46)
Because it is


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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
LoL, n00bs
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Re: Jupiter ignition imminent!!! Nibiru is one of Jupiter's moon!
lol