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All 40 Of Sheikh's Wives Get Their Period At The Same Time

 
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"UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, DUBAI (The Global Edition) All of Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Zayed Khalifas forty wives got their period at the exact same time, various Arab media are reporting. In what is being described as one of the most unfortunate events in recent UAE history, the PMS calendars of the Sheiks wives became synchronized and created a terrible headache for everyone involved.

His Highness Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Zayed Khalifa, one of the richest men in the United Arab Emirates,

first heard about the disaster from his eunuch, sources within the palace report........."

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10/14/2012 03:37 AM
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Thats only natural.Most women that live together secrete pheromones that can cause their cycles to synchronize.
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10/14/2012 03:41 AM
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"bummer"
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Thats only natural.Most women that live together secrete pheromones that can cause their cycles to synchronize.
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Yep. Well known. I've always wondered what evolutionary benefit that provided? - Maybe it forced the men off to go get another mammoth for the BBQ? lol...
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10/14/2012 03:45 AM
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And this my friends... is how a man with 40 wives...soon has 41 wives.

Now you know the rest of the story...
It's almost here....
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10/14/2012 04:00 AM
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That's more like an exclamation point. In fact, make it a double!!
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I'm sure their mouths still work.
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Sheik can try a goat.
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that's why Sheik take vacation at that strategic "time" of the month...
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Can you imagine living together with 40 pmsing women ?

Must be hell on earth.
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Can you imagine living together with 40 pmsing women ?

Must be hell on earth.
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suicide
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Can you imagine living together with 40 pmsing women ?

Must be hell on earth.
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It will teach them for being greedy and having so many wives.
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Can you imagine living together with 40 pmsing women ?

Must be hell on earth.
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Just think what it was like for King Solomon.
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True Blood
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ahhh
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True Blood
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lmfao
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10/14/2012 07:27 AM
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so none of them are pregnant?

lol it is funny though, how does he satisfy 40 women in the first place?
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10/14/2012 07:32 AM
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so none of them are pregnant?

lol it is funny though, how does he satisfy 40 women in the first place?
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Financially. Would be little satisfaction on any level for any of them otherwise.

However am I the only one more concerned about the fact he has a eunuch in this day and age? I honestly thought that was left in the middle ages.
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so none of them are pregnant?

lol it is funny though, how does he satisfy 40 women in the first place?
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Financially. Would be little satisfaction on any level for any of them otherwise.

However am I the only one more concerned about the fact he has a eunuch in this day and age? I honestly thought that was left in the middle ages.
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lmao.. thats just gangsta.. lol.. fucking a-rabs... doing the good old fashioned way.. ahhhhhhhhhh
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"UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, DUBAI (The Global Edition) All of Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Zayed Khalifas forty wives got their period at the exact same time, various Arab media are reporting. In what is being described as one of the most unfortunate events in recent UAE history, the PMS calendars of the Sheiks wives became synchronized and created a terrible headache for everyone involved.

His Highness Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Zayed Khalifa, one of the richest men in the United Arab Emirates,

first heard about the disaster from his eunuch, sources within the palace report........."

[link to www.theglobaledition.com]
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Only 4 are his wives, the rest are concubines and/or slaves.
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I'm sure their mouths still work.
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chuckle
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so none of them are pregnant?

lol it is funny though, how does he satisfy 40 women in the first place?
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Financially. Would be little satisfaction on any level for any of them otherwise.

However am I the only one more concerned about the fact he has a eunuch in this day and age? I honestly thought that was left in the middle ages.
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lmao

Yeah. What the heck?!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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what's this?

our fluffy bunny Muzzie story for the day?

to soften us up for all the rolling heads later?

oh hang on, he has a eunuch. looks like round things have started rolling already.
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"UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, DUBAI (The Global Edition) All of Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Zayed Khalifas forty wives got their period at the exact same time, various Arab media are reporting. In what is being described as one of the most unfortunate events in recent UAE history, the PMS calendars of the Sheiks wives became synchronized and created a terrible headache for everyone involved.

His Highness Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Zayed Khalifa, one of the richest men in the United Arab Emirates,

first heard about the disaster from his eunuch, sources within the palace report........."

[link to www.theglobaledition.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25529401



A friend of mine from Morocco say's they (morocco) have a law that states if you have multiple wives, you must provide separate housing for each. PROBLEM SOLVED!!! The old camel jockie UAE sheikh is a cheapo...

P.S. I wish I had a separate house to go to for 1 week every month... My wife is a total psycho...
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"UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, DUBAI (The Global Edition) All of Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Zayed Khalifas forty wives got their period at the exact same time, various Arab media are reporting. In what is being described as one of the most unfortunate events in recent UAE history, the PMS calendars of the Sheiks wives became synchronized and created a terrible headache for everyone involved.

His Highness Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Zayed Khalifa, one of the richest men in the United Arab Emirates,

first heard about the disaster from his eunuch, sources within the palace report........."

[link to www.theglobaledition.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25529401


he could do anal with them...
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why would it even matter? if i was him and had 40 wifes id do em anyway. why would i care? lol
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"UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, DUBAI (The Global Edition) All of Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Zayed Khalifas forty wives got their period at the exact same time, various Arab media are reporting. In what is being described as one of the most unfortunate events in recent UAE history, the PMS calendars of the Sheiks wives became synchronized and created a terrible headache for everyone involved.

His Highness Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Zayed Khalifa, one of the richest men in the United Arab Emirates,

first heard about the disaster from his eunuch, sources within the palace report........."

[link to www.theglobaledition.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25529401


or could try post menopause wives... I hear they are horney...

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