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have a mega zit in my butt, what to do? Really, medical help

 
the mighty Atom

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Re: have a mega zit in my butt, what to do? Really, medical help
Is this "Zit" sitting in between your Spine and Anus?

Or on a Side of your Buttocks?

In the first case you need a Medic because this must
get cut out, the second one you can treat by yourself
when you are able to work under hygienic Circumstances!
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actually pilondial cysts often pop by themselves and cutting them out surgically is no use because they will return if all of the tissue is not removed..
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This is the Reason why i wrote that they need to
"get Cut out"
this is a very common Operation
and Op should be not that concerned,
really bad it will be when he don't treat it
and a kind of Tunnel is formed, a second Anus!

HERE ARE SOME NICE ONES;
[link to www.google.co.jp]

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10/14/2012 10:43 AM
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Re: have a mega zit in my butt, what to do? Really, medical help
Have your significant other chew on it until it oozes. You can also put Daves Insanity Sauce on it, black peeper or pure rubbing alcohol on it for instant relief. Lastly, rub a poison ivy leaf on it, rose thorns, a piece of old redwood stick (really splintered kind)or a piece of sandpaper


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10/14/2012 10:50 AM
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I would assume you have a fistula look it up can leave it alone or have it remove. Will take operation to remove.
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Suit yourself OP but mark my words,

If it starts to hurt you better get to the doctor.
everything in its right place
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10/14/2012 11:02 AM
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I would assume you have a fistula look it up can leave it alone or have it remove. Will take operation to remove.
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good advice. this sounds difficult enough that you
should see a doctor.
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10/14/2012 11:04 AM
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Re: have a mega zit in my butt, what to do? Really, medical help
Is this "Zit" sitting in between your Spine and Anus?

Or on a Side of your Buttocks?

In the first case you need a Medic because this must
get cut out, the second one you can treat by yourself
when you are able to work under hygienic Circumstances!
 Quoting: the mighty Atom


actually pilondial cysts often pop by themselves and cutting them out surgically is no use because they will return if all of the tissue is not removed..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1431957


This is the Reason why i wrote that they need to
"get Cut out"
this is a very common Operation
and Op should be not that concerned,
really bad it will be when he don't treat it
and a kind of Tunnel is formed, a second Anus!

HERE ARE SOME NICE ONES;
[link to www.google.co.jp]
 Quoting: the mighty Atom


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10/14/2012 11:14 AM
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Re: have a mega zit in my butt, what to do? Really, medical help
Its a Brain Tumor ! scream
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Best answer ever!!
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10/14/2012 11:15 AM
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Re: have a mega zit in my butt, what to do? Really, medical help
SNIP

This is the Reason why i wrote that they need to
"get Cut out"
this is a very common Operation
and Op should be not that concerned,
really bad it will be when he don't treat it
and a kind of Tunnel is formed, a second Anus!

HERE ARE SOME NICE ONES;
[link to www.google.co.jp]
 Quoting: the mighty Atom

I like to think I have an enquiring mind but I am not going to click that link.
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Re: have a mega zit in my butt, what to do? Really, medical help
Yeah it's a boil. Doctor will just lance it and stuff it with gauze. It will come back, but will be easy to pop in the future. Got to get it cut deep. You will feel it pop when he cuts it, and it will feel better as soon as he does it. Stop sitting on one cheek, and go to the doctor.
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I have a mega zit betweem the buttocks, if I squeeze it lot of bloody watery serum erupts. It's been months and it doesn't want to heal. What can I do to get rid of it?
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you have an ano-rectal abscess which can be dangerous if not properly treated, need to fully drain and you must take antibiotics, also keep it spotlessly clean, put gauze dressing over it after showering.
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Re: have a mega zit in my butt, what to do? Really, medical help
Is this "Zit" sitting in between your Spine and Anus?

Or on a Side of your Buttocks?

In the first case you need a Medic because this must
get cut out, the second one you can treat by yourself
when you are able to work under hygienic Circumstances!
 Quoting: the mighty Atom


side of the buttocks near the perineum but it's on the lard of the cheek.
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10/14/2012 12:28 PM
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Re: have a mega zit in my butt, what to do? Really, medical help
inner end of the right buttock.
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10/14/2012 12:55 PM
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Re: have a mega zit in my butt, what to do? Really, medical help
Fun...with Festering Lesions...

Quick Video Showing a Procedure...(Lots of Puss)

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

Why Do I Get Boils On The Lip Of My Vagina?

[link to www.blurtit.com]

Boils and Carbuncles...

[link to www.cnn.com]

How to...Boils...

[link to www.ehow.com]
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pictures or it didnt happen
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10/14/2012 01:37 PM
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Re: have a mega zit in my butt, what to do? Really, medical help
Soak your bottom in epsom salts and warm water at least 2 times a day.

Buy some Hibiclenze and apply it over the entire area. Let it sit on there for 5 minutes. Rinse it off thoroughly.

Buy some hydrogen peroxide that comes in a spray bottle and spray it thoroughly.

By some YEAST CLEANSE from Amazon or try to find it at your local health food place. Take it as directed on the bottle. Often times a yeast infection in this area can get so bad that boils often result. If it's itchy back there, this could be the case.

Buy some Tucks pads to wipe with back there. They will take away the itch.

Sorry OP. Feel for ya.

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this will work
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I have a mega zit betweem the buttocks, if I squeeze it lot of bloody watery serum erupts. It's been months and it doesn't want to heal. What can I do to get rid of it?
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pigchef

It's probably cancer. Hello colostomy bag.

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