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Subject I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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Even though work out 4 times a week at the gym and run a lot, I know I will never have sex or get a girlfriend because PORN has corrupted my taste for women. I'm only attracted to the red hot girls and unfortunately the chances of me ever getting one is close to zilch.

I could never hire a hooker because its not in my mentality to do so (strange I know...LOL).

Looks like its gonna be just my right hand who'll do the loving till the day I die.

happydance
 
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