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I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend

 
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10/14/2012 01:03 PM
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I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Even though work out 4 times a week at the gym and run a lot, I know I will never have sex or get a girlfriend because PORN has corrupted my taste for women. I'm only attracted to the red hot girls and unfortunately the chances of me ever getting one is close to zilch.

I could never hire a hooker because its not in my mentality to do so (strange I know...LOL).

Looks like its gonna be just my right hand who'll do the loving till the day I die.

happydance
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10/14/2012 01:05 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Sorry for you.

You could quit porn cold turkey and wait 3 months and try to live a normal life.
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Even though work out 4 times a week at the gym and run a lot, I know I will never have sex or get a girlfriend because PORN has corrupted my taste for women. I'm only attracted to the red hot girls and unfortunately the chances of me ever getting one is close to zilch.

I could never hire a hooker because its not in my mentality to do so (strange I know...LOL).

Looks like its gonna be just my right hand who'll do the loving till the day I die.

happydance
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sucks to be you bigguy....

remember, when you want some strange, use your left hand.

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10/14/2012 01:07 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
me too, but i like the moms
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10/14/2012 01:10 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
You're a pathetic loser.
"What happened to the legendary Chris Redfield, huh? What happened to you!?"
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10/14/2012 01:17 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Don't worry OP, unlike all the other idiots you will do it when the right time comes because that's the best one and unforgettable, you'll know it. Don't pay attention to some sheep in this thread and around you.
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10/14/2012 01:28 PM
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You're a pathetic loser.
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thanks man!

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10/14/2012 01:29 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Don't worry OP, unlike all the other idiots you will do it when the right time comes because that's the best one and unforgettable, you'll know it. Don't pay attention to some sheep in this thread and around you.
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Been waiting for the "right time" and my current situation ain't gonna change.
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10/14/2012 01:35 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
What does it mean having a girlfriend? Is she a thing to have at your service or something? It sounds so physical and boring social this whole thing, as is relationship with women. Maybe women want this, but I for example dislike thought of being engaged to some woman it's like we're both and then the rest of the world separate, like in a prison of our own.
Men will NEVER be able to gain true freedom of mind as long as he is engaged in a commitment with some woman. But he will have sex and food and taken care of, all the earthly pleasures one man needs. Still all that is our social life is trivial and boring, meaning in the end that a commitment with a woman is meant to end in boredom and anxiety.
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10/14/2012 01:36 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
just go to high class hooker, relationship/girlfriend is over rated...
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10/14/2012 01:36 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
If it doesn't bug you why did you bring it up?

I know a couple of virgins in college. I doubt they will find hot smart responsible women as well.

Time's are a changein
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10/14/2012 01:46 PM
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If it doesn't bug you why did you bring it up?

I know a couple of virgins in college. I doubt they will find hot smart responsible women as well.

Time's are a changein
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It does concern him. Either he is feeling too proud of himself by being this way in which case a big surprise is waiting for him on the corner. We can never win over the ego, it's a trap and ambush. We can only win when we already feel/are as winners. We are winners only when we are sincere about ourselves and no pride is there for anything we do/have done.
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10/14/2012 02:02 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
OP I will fuck you hard in the ass then you wouldn't be a virgin anymore.
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10/14/2012 02:06 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Lets have a pity party.
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10/14/2012 02:20 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Wah, wah, wah.

Who cares.

s226
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10/14/2012 02:22 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Even though work out 4 times a week at the gym and run a lot, I know I will never have sex or get a girlfriend because PORN has corrupted my taste for women. I'm only attracted to the red hot girls and unfortunately the chances of me ever getting one is close to zilch.

I could never hire a hooker because its not in my mentality to do so (strange I know...LOL).

Looks like its gonna be just my right hand who'll do the loving till the day I die.

happydance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25536551


Nah. All the money you must be saving is adding up. By the time you are like 45 you will have enough bankroll to support some money-hungry slut, at least for a little while. Since it will be new, you'll think she's 'the one', and she'll suck you dry and spit you out (sexually, mentally and physically) and you'll be even worse off than you are today. Don't worry about finding her, they are pretty good at sniffing out cash reserves. And, to your taste, they are quite hot.

Do not ever go to, well basically asia. They will eat you alive and sooner rather than later. Try to find a local one, lazy enough to be playing a long game but self-involved enough to stay hot. Maybe you are just going to the gym at the wrong time, or you are running too fast, lol. The hot ones kinda lag.

It's not luck.
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10/14/2012 02:24 PM
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Lol @ OP acting as if he actually has a choice in the matter.

Even though work out 4 times a week at the gym and run a lot,
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This doesn't cure ugly.
GLP = Whirlwind of stupid.
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10/14/2012 02:25 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
op, why are you so shallow?
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10/14/2012 02:26 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Even though work out 4 times a week at the gym and run a lot, I know I will never have sex or get a girlfriend because PORN has corrupted my taste for women. I'm only attracted to the red hot girls and unfortunately the chances of me ever getting one is close to zilch.

I could never hire a hooker because its not in my mentality to do so (strange I know...LOL).

Looks like its gonna be just my right hand who'll do the loving till the day I die.

happydance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25536551


Nah. All the money you must be saving is adding up. By the time you are like 45 you will have enough bankroll to support some money-hungry slut, at least for a little while. Since it will be new, you'll think she's 'the one', and she'll suck you dry and spit you out (sexually, mentally and physically) and you'll be even worse off than you are today. Don't worry about finding her, they are pretty good at sniffing out cash reserves. And, to your taste, they are quite hot.

Do not ever go to, well basically asia. They will eat you alive and sooner rather than later. Try to find a local one, lazy enough to be playing a long game but self-involved enough to stay hot. Maybe you are just going to the gym at the wrong time, or you are running too fast, lol. The hot ones kinda lag.

It's not luck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25232132


Oh, and if you can't hire a hooker (who trades money for sex, where money is then traded for 'security', you might have a problem since the option is to trade 'security' directly for sex (ie normal relationship)). They are the weaker sex; they require support and they get it from the government or their man. You might as well get laid in the meanwhile. Just keep perspective.
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10/14/2012 02:31 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Think Tank Thread

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Think Wank Thread
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10/14/2012 02:36 PM
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WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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10/14/2012 03:59 PM

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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
OP I will fuck you hard in the ass then you wouldn't be a virgin anymore.
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at the very least the OP is not a homo, but you are....

and if you would 'pitch', then you would 'catch', homo.

cruise

Last Edited by thetrickybigguy on 10/14/2012 04:02 PM
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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10/14/2012 04:01 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
I feel you bro. I feel you. What you need to do, and this you gotta do exact.... GET YASELF A HOOKA DAWG! BANG DAT SHIT! RUB ALL UP IN IT!
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10/14/2012 04:16 PM
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bla bla bla
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10/14/2012 04:20 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
it's because you're a fucked-up retard like everyone else on this board, duh
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10/15/2012 03:37 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
even im not a virgin anymore, not even spiritually, turns out all i needed to stop perpetual puberty is the right guy, lol....i dont belive u that u r a 32 year old virgin, that is really a lot of years not to have intercouse ever.
why invent a story like that?
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11/23/2012 10:43 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
You're a pathetic loser.
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He's just a fellow UK tard to yourself.
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11/23/2012 10:45 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
this thread made me laugh i almost spit my herbal tea everywhere
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11/23/2012 10:45 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
just keep jerking off to fake women and your mind will become fully corrupt and you will die alone


OR...

you can get a sex doll
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ADMIT IT.....WERE FUCKED!!!

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11/23/2012 10:47 PM

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WTF... For God sakes please oh please end the cease fire. These stupid ass threads are killn me.
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11/23/2012 10:50 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
OP, just think what you're missing -- syphilis, gonorrhea, abortions, AIDS, herpes, child support payments, PMS psychodramas, hours ands hours of having to listen to her as she talks about her stupid "feelings" ...

Stay a virgin, and you get to spend all your money on yourself.

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