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I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/23/2012 10:51 PM
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OP, do you really want to be jerking off into a fleshlight when you are 60?
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11/23/2012 10:54 PM
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11/23/2012 10:59 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
This thread was started by a woman mocking what they think is a modern man. Men typically don't look for supermodel types, but constantly get rebuffed even by fat porker girls.
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11/23/2012 11:00 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Why dont you just quit watching it?
If you have enough will power to go to the gym 4 times a week, you have enough will power to quit.
You are damaging your psyche with this addiction....as well as any chances at future relationships.
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11/23/2012 11:21 PM
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STOP BOTHERING WOMEN OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE!
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11/23/2012 11:46 PM
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Lets have a pity party.
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Christ has none.
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11/23/2012 11:48 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Lol @ OP acting as if he actually has a choice in the matter.

Even though work out 4 times a week at the gym and run a lot,
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This doesn't cure ugly.
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11/23/2012 11:48 PM
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bawler
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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11/23/2012 11:49 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
even im not a virgin anymore, not even spiritually, turns out all i needed to stop perpetual puberty is the right guy, lol....i dont belive u that u r a 32 year old virgin, that is really a lot of years not to have intercouse ever.
why invent a story like that?
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So then you don't know what it's like? Are you still with him?
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11/23/2012 11:49 PM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
just keep jerking off to fake women and your mind will become fully corrupt and you will die alone


OR...

you can get a sex doll
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Way to treat women like an object. Neither of you make it to heaven.

Mainly virgins up there.

Hell. Well.

You know.
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11/23/2012 11:51 PM
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:bawler:
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You don't have a clue do you?
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11/24/2012 12:05 AM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Sorry for you.

You could quit porn cold turkey and wait 3 months and try to live a normal life.
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Porn is a gift. Sex is a gift.

Women have perverted this by using men for the feminist agenda. Shop and watch tv and read stupid magazines. All under the guise of manipulating men for sex.

Good men do not see why women use them...

Men, do not settle for this. It is a rampant game.

Women are setting themselves up for a very huge paradigm change.

As a man, I advise all younger men to wait, use porn, and never marry unless you are absoulutely sure the woman cares about you.

How do you know....well, how much do you really need anyone?

fin is
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11/24/2012 12:05 AM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Sorry for you.

You could quit porn cold turkey and wait 3 months and try to live a normal life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25148952


Porn is a gift. Sex is a gift.

Women have perverted this by using men for the feminist agenda. Shop and watch tv and read stupid magazines. All under the guise of manipulating men for sex.

Good men do not see why women use them...

Men, do not settle for this. It is a rampant game.

Women are setting themselves up for a very huge paradigm change.

As a man, I advise all younger men to wait, use porn, and never marry unless you are absoulutely sure the woman cares about you.

How do you know....well, how much do you really need anyone?

fin is
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11/24/2012 12:06 AM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Sorry for you.

You could quit porn cold turkey and wait 3 months and try to live a normal life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25148952


Porn is a gift. Sex is a gift.

Women have perverted this by using men for the feminist agenda. Shop and watch tv and read stupid magazines. All under the guise of manipulating men for sex.

Good men do not see why women use them...

Men, do not settle for this. It is a rampant game.

Women are setting themselves up for a very huge paradigm change.

As a man, I advise all younger men to wait, use porn, and never marry unless you are absoulutely sure the woman cares about you.

How do you know....well, how much do you really need anyone?

fin is
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11/24/2012 12:27 AM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Interesting...

And men,,,know that women are becomming very agressive.

Why?, because they are thoroughly unaware of what they want.

I for one am becomming very turned off. Not worth it.

Yeah, I know, it is tough....it takes years to get where I am.

I am very sure, the current sexual game is a trap--a very expensive trap. Not worth it unless you are sure. Do not settle for societal norms. And, know up front....women will deny sex to get what they want.

The above is a paradox. It is also most important for men to see.

Be careful and choose wisely. The sad stats on divorce now are staggering. ALmost 75%. Dance with the stars....

Men, know that your estate will be impacted for decades.
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11/24/2012 12:50 AM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Even though work out 4 times a week at the gym and run a lot, I know I will never have sex or get a girlfriend because PORN has corrupted my taste for women. I'm only attracted to the red hot girls and unfortunately the chances of me ever getting one is close to zilch.

I could never hire a hooker because its not in my mentality to do so (strange I know...LOL).

Looks like its gonna be just my right hand who'll do the loving till the day I die.

happydance
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if you work out whats the problem? personality?

already 32, just get it done, get a hooker so you can lose the v status

at that age women start getting hollowed out prioritizing breeding and security, not love so they lose their appeal after 40; i am honestly no longer attracted to em; because i can read them like a book; married over 10 years.

Last Edited by Intergalactic Diplomat on 11/24/2012 12:51 AM
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11/24/2012 12:54 AM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
I'm same age

male

also virgin

you workout, i do not

i wouldn't mind getting a hooker but I almost feel like I need to workout in embarrassment of someone else seeing my naked body
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11/24/2012 12:54 AM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
STOP BOTHERING WOMEN OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE!
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Any woman to suppose this is either pretending they are in a league to give meaning to an otherwise superficial life or is placing a projection of inadequacy over the man.

Both maybe right. But chances are Nobody knows.
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11/24/2012 12:55 AM
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Op is a lying attention Whore.

(AND NOW YOU KNOW THAT WE KNOW, op)


loser
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11/24/2012 12:56 AM
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Re: I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
OP, do you really want to be jerking off into a fleshlight when you are 60?
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Why is that your outcome?

Sorry for you.

You could quit porn cold turkey and wait 3 months and try to live a normal life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25148952


Porn is a gift. Sex is a gift.

Women have perverted this by using men for the feminist agenda. Shop and watch tv and read stupid magazines. All under the guise of manipulating men for sex.

Good men do not see why women use them...

Men, do not settle for this. It is a rampant game.

Women are setting themselves up for a very huge paradigm change.

As a man, I advise all younger men to wait, use porn, and never marry unless you are absoulutely sure the woman cares about you.

How do you know....well, how much do you really need anyone?

fin is
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28183153


Never use porn.


You can save chi/life energy.

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