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Message Subject I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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Even though work out 4 times a week at the gym and run a lot, I know I will never have sex or get a girlfriend because PORN has corrupted my taste for women. I'm only attracted to the red hot girls and unfortunately the chances of me ever getting one is close to zilch.

I could never hire a hooker because its not in my mentality to do so (strange I know...LOL).

Looks like its gonna be just my right hand who'll do the loving till the day I die.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25536551

Nah. All the money you must be saving is adding up. By the time you are like 45 you will have enough bankroll to support some money-hungry slut, at least for a little while. Since it will be new, you'll think she's 'the one', and she'll suck you dry and spit you out (sexually, mentally and physically) and you'll be even worse off than you are today. Don't worry about finding her, they are pretty good at sniffing out cash reserves. And, to your taste, they are quite hot.

Do not ever go to, well basically asia. They will eat you alive and sooner rather than later. Try to find a local one, lazy enough to be playing a long game but self-involved enough to stay hot. Maybe you are just going to the gym at the wrong time, or you are running too fast, lol. The hot ones kinda lag.

It's not luck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25232132

Oh, and if you can't hire a hooker (who trades money for sex, where money is then traded for 'security', you might have a problem since the option is to trade 'security' directly for sex (ie normal relationship)). They are the weaker sex; they require support and they get it from the government or their man. You might as well get laid in the meanwhile. Just keep perspective.
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