Frontrunning Barrio '13 State of the Union Speech



blah blah blah...MY VISION FOR EDUCATION....


..I will propose upgrading all K THRU 12 School TVs to PLASMA....

...add additional curriculum like ROOTS...blah...blah..blah..

...gear teacher's salaries to impossible Standardized Tests...

...this will force teachers resignations....bring the budget down...

...demphasize Academics...

..Transform our classrooms into Pseudo Study Halls, Drop-In Centers..


wrap-up

(he forgot to mentionthe new POT clubs!)

last but not least will he?
...Support a mandate to likewise segregate gays in the dining hall...

Questions from audience:
but where will Gays sit on the bus?
and what will they call themselves?



Signed
A Concerned Parent