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Lighten up eat some fuc*in oat bran funny cereal commercial!!!

 
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Lighten up eat some fuc*in oat bran funny cereal commercial!!!


This is absolutely hilarious!
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Re: Lighten up eat some fuc*in oat bran funny cereal commercial!!!
bump for humor! C'mon watch it, don't you need a laugh?
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Re: Lighten up eat some fuc*in oat bran funny cereal commercial!!!
I lol'd
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5 Stars OP, thanks for the morning laugh!!
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Re: Lighten up eat some fuc*in oat bran funny cereal commercial!!!
I think Ive watched this ten times today, just for a laugh. Seriously you gotta watch it.
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Re: Lighten up eat some fuc*in oat bran funny cereal commercial!!!
Actually eating Oats that are not soaked or cooked can ruin a hard won health equilibrium by creatin air fermentation pressure headaches and making the colon walls unable to close around food matter to push it along the wagon train of the healthy digestion.

Worst possible thing for Newman's Own to have put into an otherwise halfway decent premade frozen pizza product.

Thought I'd not worry about the wheat every once in a while and just eat a couple.

What happened..?

There were no Chemicals and allot was Organic as I recall w/ no MSG or derivitives to speak of but got migraines when I had work to do in those two days and it sabotaged the Digestion.

Show me any pump system, much less one using peristaltic action that can work or function with fermentation Colic formation..?

Headaches are result of Colic formation conditions, the stalling of the wagon train of the digestion, and when the colon tries to close around and push things through and out it cannot and instead the porous colon walls have matter stalled longed than should be left there leaching into the bloodstream and instead actually pressurized through.

Pressure trapped in a ballon full of colic forming fermentation bubbles.

Every low energy headache condition is result primarily of this, if not poisoned by an MSG derivitive Search ( Alternate Names MSG Dr. Blaylock ) or possibly GMO or unripe food as compound issue.

3-5 gel caps of a Simethicone contains product And a Senna containing Psyllium containing Colon cleanse powder with enough liquids, and 100-200 drops of GSE Grapefruitseed Extract will bulletproof your Health once again in a day or two stopping and of the worst headaches.

The only exception encountered ever was severe Mercury poisoning after eating a Halibut Steak at a five star eatery that probably had grown to the size of a small boat eating all other fishes and their Mercury load. The Symptoms were the same and then red flushed skin, and two weeks later welts on the skin requiring antihistamine over the counter, and 5 showers every 24 hours. The indication was clear after clearing the digestion completely as above of all b
biological causes and the Migraines still were like Death. You must irrigate the Mercury out for two days or die if severe.

Educational experience. As a healer I knew that they are not geared for detecting and troubleshooting same in ER Rooms.

Gas X is an innexpensive container of Simethicone you can use to rule out and definitively troubleshoot your low energy/ slight food poisoning feel.

No pump can work with air in the system

Simethicone changes bubble size for proper escape and correction of headaches.

Bookmark this Answer for self healing in the Future?

Most Oats and Wheat sabotage the system. Too bad since so many use same as staple instead of boiled potatoes with Organic Butter.

Cayenne Pepper and/ or will keep system Alkaline and un-stalled
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Re: Lighten up eat some fuc*in oat bran funny cereal commercial!!!
So these aren't good for you? I wouldn't know. they would be too hard for me to chew. On a separate note. Is there a product kind of like captain crunch that is non gmo?
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10/16/2012 02:46 PM
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Actually eating Oats that are not soaked or cooked can ruin a hard won health equilibrium by creatin air fermentation pressure headaches and making the colon walls unable to close around food matter to push it along the wagon train of the healthy digestion.

Worst possible thing for Newman's Own to have put into an otherwise halfway decent premade frozen pizza product.

Thought I'd not worry about the wheat every once in a while and just eat a couple.

What happened..?

There were no Chemicals and allot was Organic as I recall w/ no MSG or derivitives to speak of but got migraines when I had work to do in those two days and it sabotaged the Digestion.

Show me any pump system, much less one using peristaltic action that can work or function with fermentation Colic formation..?

Headaches are result of Colic formation conditions, the stalling of the wagon train of the digestion, and when the colon tries to close around and push things through and out it cannot and instead the porous colon walls have matter stalled longed than should be left there leaching into the bloodstream and instead actually pressurized through.

Pressure trapped in a ballon full of colic forming fermentation bubbles.

Every low energy headache condition is result primarily of this, if not poisoned by an MSG derivitive Search ( Alternate Names MSG Dr. Blaylock ) or possibly GMO or unripe food as compound issue.

3-5 gel caps of a Simethicone contains product And a Senna containing Psyllium containing Colon cleanse powder with enough liquids, and 100-200 drops of GSE Grapefruitseed Extract will bulletproof your Health once again in a day or two stopping and of the worst headaches.

The only exception encountered ever was severe Mercury poisoning after eating a Halibut Steak at a five star eatery that probably had grown to the size of a small boat eating all other fishes and their Mercury load. The Symptoms were the same and then red flushed skin, and two weeks later welts on the skin requiring antihistamine over the counter, and 5 showers every 24 hours. The indication was clear after clearing the digestion completely as above of all b
biological causes and the Migraines still were like Death. You must irrigate the Mercury out for two days or die if severe.

Educational experience. As a healer I knew that they are not geared for detecting and troubleshooting same in ER Rooms.

Gas X is an innexpensive container of Simethicone you can use to rule out and definitively troubleshoot your low energy/ slight food poisoning feel.

No pump can work with air in the system

Simethicone changes bubble size for proper escape and correction of headaches.

Bookmark this Answer for self healing in the Future?

Most Oats and Wheat sabotage the system. Too bad since so many use same as staple instead of boiled potatoes with Organic Butter.

Cayenne Pepper and/ or will keep system Alkaline and un-stalled
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WAPF (and Alkaline Diet woomeisters) pseudoscientists are on the case!