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Canadians are descended from Vikings

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/16/2012 03:13 AM
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Canadians are descended from Vikings
Canadians are descended from Vikings

Most Canadians have numerous ancestors from Normandy. Normandy is the land of the Viking settlement in Europe.

Normans were the original settlers in Canada and were the first people to coloize the country in the year 1600.

Normans are the ''Northmen'', the original Norse people of pure Aryan descent. They civilized Western Europe, conquered Russia and destroyed the Islamic presence in Sicily and Spain.

So this means that Canadians are the true Vikings of today.
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10/16/2012 03:17 AM
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Re: Canadians are descended from Vikings
Canada was created as a Viking colony under direct Vatican control.
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10/16/2012 05:26 AM
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Re: Canadians are descended from Vikings
It was colonized by Norman, Acadian and Basque. And the woman were or native or whore from France and we are proud of it.
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10/16/2012 05:30 AM
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Re: Canadians are descended from Vikings
These days Canadians are mostly descended from Asians and Muhammadians. Although there could be some Asian style water warrior in there somewhere.
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10/16/2012 05:38 AM
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Re: Canadians are descended from Vikings
These days Canadians are mostly descended from Asians and Muhammadians. Although there could be some Asian style water warrior in there somewhere.
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Now you talk about the other Canada. The one fron the west.
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Re: Canadians are descended from Vikings
These days Canadians are mostly descended from Asians and Muhammadians. Although there could be some Asian style water warrior in there somewhere.
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cruise
"What happened to the legendary Chris Redfield, huh? What happened to you!?"
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10/16/2012 05:40 AM
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Re: Canadians are descended from Vikings
Ha ha ha ha ha ha HAAA hah ah ah ha ha ha !! Woo Cough cough.
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10/16/2012 05:49 AM
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Re: Canadians are descended from Vikings
Most Canadians are French. Or Eskimo.

Scandinavians are the original Vikings.
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10/16/2012 06:02 AM
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Re: Canadians are descended from Vikings
Most Canadians are French. Or Eskimo.

Scandinavians are the original Vikings.
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iamwith
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10/16/2012 06:04 AM
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Re: Canadians are descended from Vikings
Canadians are descended from Vikings

Most Canadians have numerous ancestors from Normandy. Normandy is the land of the Viking settlement in Europe.

Normans were the original settlers in Canada and were the first people to coloize the country in the year 1600.

Normans are the ''Northmen'', the original Norse people of pure Aryan descent. They civilized Western Europe, conquered Russia and destroyed the Islamic presence in Sicily and Spain.

So this means that Canadians are the true Vikings of today.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23930598


Canadians are descended from douchebags, actually.
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10/16/2012 06:06 AM
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Re: Canadians are descended from Vikings
You're French, deal with it.
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10/16/2012 06:29 AM
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Re: Canadians are descended from Vikings
Bjarni Herjolfsson was a Viking who followed Leif Ericsson the Explorer Son of Eric the Red, he discovered Newfoundland before discovering what became USA. in the 900's.
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10/16/2012 06:41 AM
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Re: Canadians are descended from Vikings
So what?

You guys still have separate areas in bars for men and women?
Anonymous Coward
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10/16/2012 06:49 AM
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Re: Canadians are descended from Vikings
but why do they still live in igloos?
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10/16/2012 07:25 AM
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Re: Canadians are descended from Vikings
"Most Canadians have numerous ancestors from Normandy."

Just in Quebec.
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10/16/2012 07:26 AM
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Re: Canadians are descended from Vikings
but why do they still live in igloos?
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keeps beer cold.
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10/16/2012 07:27 AM
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Re: Canadians are descended from Vikings
So what?

You guys still have separate areas in bars for men and women?
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afro

And your bitches got stars on their nipples.
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10/16/2012 10:49 AM
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Re: Canadians are descended from Vikings
Keep it rockin', Canada!

Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/16/2012 11:15 AM
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Re: Canadians are descended from Vikings
"Most Canadians have numerous ancestors from Normandy."

Just in Quebec.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25312109


Yes but a huge number of English Canadians have interbreeded with the Norman French, and so they have Viking ancestors too.

FOR EXAMPLE : Justin BIEBER was recently proven to have Viking ancestors.

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