The inofficial GLP grammar-safety-guide [ ! ]

Here´s a safety-guide.
This is what you need to know, if you wanna sail the GLP-sea safely.
Don´t worry about the stork market too much, cause it will carsh sooner or later anyway.
If you think about it too much, you may lose your brian. If you start seeing Nebaroo with your own eyes, don´t just go bezurk. Maybe rather ask internatuinal scientists. Nobody would bane you for it. If you notice an earthquake, keep cool and wait what for the vulconolgists will have to say. Don´t be a moran or even a moroon, cause you don´t want to vermorzelen. Don´t be in denile of your devine nature.
Don´t be churlish if you get a bit dehydoominated from time to time. If you meet brad daylight, don´t be afraid to say hi! Listen to what Hagel and Valugua will have to say, they´re always risking their life to deliver you some nice & fresh doom of any kind from outer space.
When you dream of the apostils, let us know, but no one can gurantee, you wot be called a tard after that. Watch out for swampgas and remember when you asking yourself, what are those burning things in the sky: It´s a geese.

And first of all: Don´t lose your sense of humor in all of this.



Last Edited by A r c t u r u s on 12/25/2012 09:01 PM