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Don´t be churlish if you get a bit dehydoominated from time to time. If you meet brad daylight, don´t be afraid to say hi! Listen to what Hagel and Valugua will have to say, they´re always risking their life to deliver you some nice & fresh doom of any kind from outer space.
When you dream of the apostils, let us know, but no one can gurantee, you wot be called a tard after that. Watch out for swampgas and remember when you asking yourself, what are those burning things in the sky: It´s a geese.