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I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!

 
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I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
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Why? Because I do some of my best work in the kitchen. Currently making a delicious feast of bacon/eggs/toast for my man, because he deserves it, and I am a woman!

It's not just my duty... it's my God given natural talent. Humans have to eat every day... and maintaing love/passion/devotion even in this act is a simple, crucial part of the family unit, and relationships in general.

Ladies...

I encourage all of you to not only cook your men some good food, but also...

Buy my Bacon scented Air Spritzer. Smells just like bacon, makes your man smile, and keeps the muzzies away.

Love,
MO
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10/17/2012 12:19 PM
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I voted fuck you because I will not begetting any of your good food :(
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10/17/2012 12:22 PM
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Re: I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
Why? Because I do some of my best work in the kitchen. Currently making a delicious feast of bacon/eggs/toast for my man, because he deserves it, and I am a woman!

It's not just my duty... it's my God given natural talent. Humans have to eat every day... and maintaing love/passion/devotion even in this act is a simple, crucial part of the family unit, and relationships in general.

Ladies...

I encourage all of you to not only cook your men some good food, but also...

Buy my Bacon scented Air Spritzer. Smells just like bacon, makes your man smile, and keeps the muzzies away.

Love,
MO
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Wow! a real genuine 100% woman on GLP.
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10/17/2012 12:24 PM

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I hope you obtained permission from your man to post on the internet.
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10/17/2012 12:24 PM
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Re: I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
with no jeans or panties on!!!
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10/17/2012 12:29 PM
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Re: I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
I can't vote cause I would say sometimes...I mean belong is a strong word. I'm in the kitchen alot so I hear ya and I enjoy cooking but oh hell I don't know where I'm going with this post...I guess in the end yeah :P

hf
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10/17/2012 12:30 PM
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Re: I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
with no jeans or panties on!!!
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leave the panties on, panties are a turn on.
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10/17/2012 12:31 PM
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Re: I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
I cannot say that the woman is supposed to be in the kitchen, but I am conservative enough to believe that there is a place in the home for somebody, be it the man or woman, in a relationship, especially when children are involved. This current situation in which both adults spend all their time working is a major contributing factor in the decline of our society in my opinion.
It is, to me, sad how fast people forget the FOUNDATIONS of our fine country! This country was built by an armed population capable of fending for themselves, and will be lost by couches full of potato-sheeple riding their 52" HD-LEDTV's into the orwellian sunset. :(
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10/17/2012 12:31 PM
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Re: I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
God bless you Op.

I praise my wife every day. Managing a household with children and their school and bills and meals and everything else is a serious job. I bring home the money but none of it would matter if she weren't there to keep it all together.

She is affectionate. Her love and affection keeps the entire family as solid as a rock. She is the cornerstone.

And after a long day she still has time to hop on her man. She lets me look at and feel her amazing body while she takes care of my manly needs. I make sure to knock hers out too.
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10/17/2012 12:31 PM
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I would not mind the vacant kitchen just for a few days of non ball breaking mind game bullshit. which includes but not limited to bringin up shit from the 90's, what her friends partner did that was so sweet to show how much he loves her but for some reason doesn't recall only yesterday me doing something that topped that...but still remember shit from the FUcKEN 90's!!!
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10/17/2012 12:32 PM

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with no jeans or panties on!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25141269


leave the panties on, panties are a turn on.
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Oh!

What if they made jeans in the form of panties?

And called them 'janties'!

ohyeah


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10/17/2012 12:35 PM
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Re: I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
As the dictator of the NWO the answere is not-realy

or kind-of.

it's clear that some men will become pussifed almost emediety in the company of women so this is a safty mechenism installed in your genes.
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10/17/2012 12:35 PM
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Re: I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
I'm a woman, and I do not belong in the kitchen!

Why? Because I can't cook for shit.
And it's probably why I'm single and will die alone when the shit hits the fan.

MO..I need help...cooking lessons maybe?

Preeeetty pleeeeease?

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10/17/2012 12:40 PM
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I'm a man and I do some of the routine cooking. But my wife does all the creative stuff. My food is always the same old, hers is a new delicious feast every time!

I won't go so far as to say she should be chained in the kitchen, but life would be sad if she never visited it.
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10/17/2012 12:41 PM
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Re: I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
Being male, I should perhaps not reply at all, however...

It is a lucky woman indeed that can find a male she can be a female with, and a lucky man indeed that holds his woman as the apple of his eye and not a object.


Sorry for you ladies, porn did kill love if no other evil deed it did do.

The kitchen perhaps true, one of the best places to catch her unaware and plant kisses upon that beautiful neck.
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10/17/2012 12:42 PM
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Re: I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
with no jeans or panties on!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25141269


this^
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10/17/2012 12:42 PM
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Re: I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
No.

Men's cook better.

Look at all the chefs. All males.
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10/17/2012 12:43 PM
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Re: I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
Like the smell of bacon cooking in the morning or on a camping trip, I usually make French toast for the hubby in the morning or an omelette

The Smell I like in the house is Apple Cinammon or Vanilla Hazlenut especially around the holidays!

Nothing like the smell of freshly Baked Apple Pie in the Oven while the turkey is cooking in the Dep Fryer......


Thanksgiving is around the corner!!!!!

Apple Walnut Dressing!!!!!

I like cooking when it is cold outside!
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10/17/2012 12:44 PM
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Don't forget about the sowing room, laundry room, an on your hands and knees weeding the garden.
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10/17/2012 12:46 PM
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Re: I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
No.

Men's cook better.

Look at all the chefs. All males.
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Agreed, but for all the non chefs, it's good to have a women to perform all the daily chores and tasks.
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10/17/2012 12:47 PM
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Re: I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
I am a kitchen, and I go both ways.

ohyeah
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10/17/2012 12:48 PM
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Re: I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
Buy my Bacon scented Air Spritzer. Smells just like bacon, makes your man smile, and keeps the muzzies away.

Love,
MO
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


:cruiselarge:

Keeps the muzzies away ! lmao

Thanks MO, I've had a rough day at work and I really needed a laugh !
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I voted yes.

Why?

Got mad at husband one Saturday morning & refused to cook breakfast. Husband decided he could do scrambled eggs w/ cheese. He used one slice of cheese per egg and cooked the whole concoction to a blackened part rubbery/part slimy mess.

Kids begged me to never let daddy cook again.

So, in order to maintain the good health of my family, I am the one who cooks.


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10/17/2012 12:49 PM
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No.

Men's cook better.

Look at all the chefs. All males.
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10/17/2012 12:51 PM
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Why? Because I do some of my best work in the kitchen. Currently making a delicious feast of bacon/eggs/toast for my man, because he deserves it, and I am a woman!

It's not just my duty... it's my God given natural talent. Humans have to eat every day... and maintaing love/passion/devotion even in this act is a simple, crucial part of the family unit, and relationships in general.

Ladies...

I encourage all of you to not only cook your men some good food, but also...

Buy my Bacon scented Air Spritzer. Smells just like bacon, makes your man smile, and keeps the muzzies away.

Love,
MO
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


You are fortunate, my natural God given talent is machinery. I can cook, but it is not my strong suite.
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10/17/2012 12:52 PM
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Re: I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
No.

Men's cook better.

Look at all the chefs. All males.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24870294


Agreed, but for all the non chefs, it's good to have a women to perform all the daily chores and tasks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25080177


My husband does not know how to cook with the exception of using the rice cooker, if I am not around to cook for him , you will find him at subway or picking up a Pizza...


he likes SUNDAY..We call that Dinner at Grandma's house..A big Dinner with all the fixin's

Apple Burboun Pork Chops
mashedPotToes and gravy
Fresh cut green beans
salad with Bleu Cheesedressing

We both remember as kids going to Grandma's house for Sunday Dinners with our parents....
Sloane

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10/17/2012 12:54 PM

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I love to be in the kitchen. It's all about providing comfort for friends and family. And what better way to do that?

Maybe you should start a recipe thread OP!

healthheart
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10/17/2012 12:56 PM
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I love to be in the kitchen. It's all about providing comfort for friends and family. And what better way to do that?

Maybe you should start a recipe thread OP!

:healthheart:
 Quoting: Sloane


Well said ! Also that's a great emoticon Sloane !hf
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10/17/2012 12:57 PM
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Most women in their 20s can't cook anymore. What's up with that? As men we have to become 100% self-sufficient...

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10/17/2012 12:58 PM
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Re: I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
No.

Men's cook better.

Look at all the chefs. All males.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24870294


The perfect man for me would be one that wants to cook, clean and stay home with the kids. Not holding my breath.
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10/17/2012 12:59 PM
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MO you are amazing!
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