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I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!

 
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Most women in their 20s can't cook anymore. What's up with that? As men we have to become 100% self-sufficient...

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Self sufficient? Then you must be a good guy, I know few men who can support themselves, much less be self sufficient.

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No.

Men's cook better.

Look at all the chefs. All males.
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The perfect man for me would be one that wants to cook, clean and stay home with the kids. Not holding my breath.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14759731


So what does he need you for?

How are you going to enhance his life?

Plan on living alone, hopefully if you have a pet you feed it...
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Bacon scented dryer sheets.

Oh my my

Oh hell yes!
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Sorry I haven't been able to reply!

Now that my man has been served his breakfast, I've fed our pets, and cleaned up the kitchen a little and just now sat down for my own breakfast!

Grouphugs later you guys!
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No.

Men's cook better.

Look at all the chefs. All males.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24870294


The perfect man for me would be one that wants to cook, clean and stay home with the kids. Not holding my breath.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14759731


So what does he need you for?

How are you going to enhance his life?

Plan on living alone, hopefully if you have a pet you feed it...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6038128


To provide for him and love him and sex and tickle his back till he falls asleep, rub his feet etc.

That is a nice fantasy. Reality, I have no interest in men besides sex and that is not worth taking a chance at f@ucking up my perfect life over.

I will be alone always and I am fine with that.
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Most women in their 20s can't cook anymore. What's up with that? As men we have to become 100% self-sufficient...

rivotears
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Well I'm 100% self sufficient and it's not that big a deal ! You really get used to it after a while !

I think it's very important both as a man and as a woman not be become too reliant on your partner for anything ! Cos you really don't know when you might get separated (for what ever reason) and then what are you going to do !?
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Most women in their 20s can't cook anymore. What's up with that? As men we have to become 100% self-sufficient...

rivotears
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Well I'm 100% self sufficient and it's not that big a deal ! You really get used to it after a while !

I think it's very important both as a man and as a woman not be become too reliant on your partner for anything ! Cos you really don't know when you might get separated (for what ever reason) and then what are you going to do !?
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uhoh


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Most women in their 20s can't cook anymore. What's up with that? As men we have to become 100% self-sufficient...

rivotears
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Definitely not true here! I'm pretty young and I can cook like nobody's business! And I'll be the first one to admit I still have a lot to learn! That's the beauty of it, there's always something new! There is a certain level of natural understanding that you have to tap into though, and once you do, you apply that to cook anything ('your' way)!
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Re: I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!
No.

Men's cook better.

Look at all the chefs. All males.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24870294


The perfect man for me would be one that wants to cook, clean and stay home with the kids. Not holding my breath.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14759731


So what does he need you for?

How are you going to enhance his life?

Plan on living alone, hopefully if you have a pet you feed it...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6038128


To provide for him and love him and sex and tickle his back till he falls asleep, rub his feet etc.

That is a nice fantasy. Reality, I have no interest in men besides sex and that is not worth taking a chance at f@ucking up my perfect life over.

I will be alone always and I am fine with that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14759731


Well if you are okay with thatthen fine, however most men do not marry a woman for those reasons, I highly doubt that you want Men only for sex....

I am sure it stems back from your own relationship with your Father.....
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Most women in their 20s can't cook anymore. What's up with that? As men we have to become 100% self-sufficient...

rivotears
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Definitely not true here! I'm pretty young and I can cook like nobody's business! And I'll be the first one to admit I still have a lot to learn! That's the beauty of it, there's always something new! There is a certain level of natural understanding that you have to tap into though, and once you do, you apply that to cook anything ('your' way)!
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I always thought you werea Man over 40....

who knew?
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No.

Men's cook better.

Look at all the chefs. All males.
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Men are far more competitive, especially against one another. No wonder chef's are mostly male. It's pretty much a sport and includes sweating, chopping off fingers and hurling insults. Who's the meanest baddest chef? Gordon Ramsey of course.
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The perfect man for me would be one that wants to cook, clean and stay home with the kids. Not holding my breath.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14759731


So what does he need you for?

How are you going to enhance his life?

Plan on living alone, hopefully if you have a pet you feed it...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6038128


To provide for him and love him and sex and tickle his back till he falls asleep, rub his feet etc.

That is a nice fantasy. Reality, I have no interest in men besides sex and that is not worth taking a chance at f@ucking up my perfect life over.

I will be alone always and I am fine with that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14759731


Well if you are okay with thatthen fine, however most men do not marry a woman for those reasons, I highly doubt that you want Men only for sex....

I am sure it stems back from your own relationship with your Father.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6038128


I know what men are "supposed" to be, but I see no real world examples.

In the real world, men are anchors around the neck of the woman. Contributing nothing, but making many demands.

F that noise.

I am good with engines, computer, heat and air, what have you. Learning to be a better cook everyday.
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My Mother cooked three meals a day for my Father for 63 years. I think that is what killed him.
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This really just depends. My wife stayed home and took care of the needs of the home until my kids were in to their later years of High School. She started to have much more time on her hands when they became much less dependent on her being home. So now she works part time and enjoys the social interaction (not to mention the money during this crap economy).

The problem is, it has become a NECESSITY for the woman to work, which is a shame, because I know SO MANY women that wish they could be strictly homemakers, but they must go out and work. Often traveling many miles away to do so. I feel bad for those women. I equally feel bad for the kids who get neglected by the moms who put themselves before all else.

On the other hand, not ALL wives are cut out for the home job, and some you wouldn't want at home all day if it would squash their spirit, or choke a major talent or life goal/ambition. But the price must be weighed carefully.
In-Situ
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Well I'm 100% self sufficient and it's not that big a deal ! You really get used to it after a while !

I think it's very important both as a man and as a woman not be become too reliant on your partner for anything ! Cos you really don't know when you might get separated (for what ever reason) and then what are you going to do !?
 Quoting: subzero86


uhoh

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I was like this too uhoh a few years ago, but after 3 failed relationships with 3 girls that could not even boil an egg...I had to learn to cook, iron my clothes, etc.

Can't say I like it very much though, I only cook because I need too, If I had the money to go out and eat every day I wouldn't even set foot in a kitchen !1rof1

Sure I would like to find a woman that knows how to cook but that is not a priority for me when dating somebody, not at all actually ! In fact If I find that special someone I wouldn't really mind if I was the one who cooked for the both of us !
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So what does he need you for?

How are you going to enhance his life?

Plan on living alone, hopefully if you have a pet you feed it...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6038128


To provide for him and love him and sex and tickle his back till he falls asleep, rub his feet etc.

That is a nice fantasy. Reality, I have no interest in men besides sex and that is not worth taking a chance at f@ucking up my perfect life over.

I will be alone always and I am fine with that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14759731


Well if you are okay with thatthen fine, however most men do not marry a woman for those reasons, I highly doubt that you want Men only for sex....

I am sure it stems back from your own relationship with your Father.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6038128


I know what men are "supposed" to be, but I see no real world examples.

In the real world, men are anchors around the neck of the woman. Contributing nothing, but making many demands.

F that noise.

I am good with engines, computer, heat and air, what have you. Learning to be a better cook everyday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14759731


Then maybe more mothers need to spend more time with their sons TEACHING them to be giving and serving, and not just takers that expect to be served by women. Again, perhaps this problem has stemmed from too many moms not being at home to raise their sons...
In-Situ
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So what does he need you for?

How are you going to enhance his life?

Plan on living alone, hopefully if you have a pet you feed it...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6038128


To provide for him and love him and sex and tickle his back till he falls asleep, rub his feet etc.

That is a nice fantasy. Reality, I have no interest in men besides sex and that is not worth taking a chance at f@ucking up my perfect life over.

I will be alone always and I am fine with that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14759731


Well if you are okay with thatthen fine, however most men do not marry a woman for those reasons, I highly doubt that you want Men only for sex....

I am sure it stems back from your own relationship with your Father.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6038128


I know what men are "supposed" to be, but I see no real world examples.

In the real world, men are anchors around the neck of the woman. Contributing nothing, but making many demands.

F that noise.

I am good with engines, computer, heat and air, what have you. Learning to be a better cook everyday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14759731



Well you are right about the Men you are seeing today, especially in the Media, they have been duced down to feminized milquetoast cretins or Homosexuals....

They are MALE but not Men.....

I was lucky to find my husband, he is a Man's Man....Comes from a 'ilitary Family, he was in the military himself for 15 years...

he works hard never complains, and if I ask him to do something for me without hesitation he does it...

I enjoy doing for him, it is my pleasure.....

I Thank GOD for him....
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Well I'm 100% self sufficient and it's not that big a deal ! You really get used to it after a while !

I think it's very important both as a man and as a woman not be become too reliant on your partner for anything ! Cos you really don't know when you might get separated (for what ever reason) and then what are you going to do !?
 Quoting: subzero86


uhoh

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 Quoting: BOWMAN


I was like this too uhoh a few years ago, but after 3 failed relationships with 3 girls that could not even boil an egg...I had to learn to cook, iron my clothes, etc.

Can't say I like it very much though, I only cook because I need too, If I had the money to go out and eat every day I wouldn't even set foot in a kitchen !1rof1

Sure I would like to find a woman that knows how to cook but that is not a priority for me when dating somebody, not at all actually ! In fact If I find that special someone I wouldn't really mind if I was the one who cooked for the both of us !
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I hear you Sub and good on you.

And I'm perfectly fine with surviving on Slim Fast for the rest of my days. chuckle


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And bent over the counter...
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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I hear you Sub and good on you.

And I'm perfectly fine with surviving on Slim Fast for the rest of my days. chuckle


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Can you actually survive on those things ?

I mean without getting an ulcer or gastritis or something ? :)
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I hear you Sub and good on you.

And I'm perfectly fine with surviving on Slim Fast for the rest of my days. chuckle


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Can you actually survive on those things ?

I mean without getting an ulcer or gastritis or something ? :)
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It's just like 'filler' to keep your appetite down.

But I do have a 'sensible' meal at the end 'o the day. grinning


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"And I understood that in an age where there was so much ego, because of the camera, that it was very important to look for that kind of player, ... I began to look for the kind of player that doesn't need his ego fed by stardom, but will do what he's supposed to do because he knows the game and loves the game, and will do the job the right way even if someone else gets the glory." ~ Bill Belichick

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To provide for him and love him and sex and tickle his back till he falls asleep, rub his feet etc.

That is a nice fantasy. Reality, I have no interest in men besides sex and that is not worth taking a chance at f@ucking up my perfect life over.

I will be alone always and I am fine with that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14759731


Well if you are okay with thatthen fine, however most men do not marry a woman for those reasons, I highly doubt that you want Men only for sex....

I am sure it stems back from your own relationship with your Father.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6038128


I know what men are "supposed" to be, but I see no real world examples.

In the real world, men are anchors around the neck of the woman. Contributing nothing, but making many demands.

F that noise.

I am good with engines, computer, heat and air, what have you. Learning to be a better cook everyday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14759731


Then maybe more mothers need to spend more time with their sons TEACHING them to be giving and serving, and not just takers that expect to be served by women. Again, perhaps this problem has stemmed from too many moms not being at home to raise their sons...
 Quoting: In-Situ

Could be, I only have daughters so this doesn't effect me one way or the other. My girls will be self sufficient, that is my main responsibility to them behind loving them.
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THIS MOVIE SHOWS WHAT A TRUE MAN IS...


YOUTUBE WHEN LOVE COMES SOFTLY WITH ACTOR DALE MIDKIFF WHO PLAYS CLARK DAVIS.....


YES THIS PORTRAYS WHAT A MAN SHOULD BE!...


IF A WOMAN FINDS THIS KIND OF MAN SHE HAS DEFINETLY FOUND A DIAMOND IN THE RUFF...


GREAT MOVIE!
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To provide for him and love him and sex and tickle his back till he falls asleep, rub his feet etc.

That is a nice fantasy. Reality, I have no interest in men besides sex and that is not worth taking a chance at f@ucking up my perfect life over.

I will be alone always and I am fine with that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14759731


Well if you are okay with thatthen fine, however most men do not marry a woman for those reasons, I highly doubt that you want Men only for sex....

I am sure it stems back from your own relationship with your Father.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6038128


I know what men are "supposed" to be, but I see no real world examples.

In the real world, men are anchors around the neck of the woman. Contributing nothing, but making many demands.

F that noise.

I am good with engines, computer, heat and air, what have you. Learning to be a better cook everyday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14759731


Then maybe more mothers need to spend more time with their sons TEACHING them to be giving and serving, and not just takers that expect to be served by women. Again, perhaps this problem has stemmed from too many moms not being at home to raise their sons...
 Quoting: In-Situ

So, either way, it is the woman's fault. Hehe, I see what you did there.

Do men have any responsibilities to live up to? Or are they completely useless?
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I love being anywhere my husband is. I love doing allot more to him or for him besides cooking and feeding him.

Last Edited by nzreva on 10/17/2012 01:38 PM
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I love being anywhere my husband is. I love doing allot more to him or for him besides cooking and feeding him.
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Amen


he is a diamond in the Ruff!


you are a testimony to it....
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I am Paul Ryan and you should be
confined to the kitchen and the
bedroom.
And soon you won't even have the vote.
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clappa
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and I belong in your vagina !
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They are MALE but not Men.....

I was lucky to find my husband, he is a Man's Man....Comes from a 'ilitary Family, he was in the military himself for 15 years...

he works hard never complains, and if I ask him to do something for me without hesitation he does it...

I enjoy doing for him, it is my pleasure.....

I Thank GOD for him....
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Unfortunately, so true for the most part.

You are a lucky woman.

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