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I'm a woman, and I belong in the kitchen!

 
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I love being anywhere my husband is. I love doing allot more to him or for him besides cooking and feeding him.
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Ooohoo, DAMN, Reva!!!

That's hot!

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I am Paul Ryan and you should be
confined to the kitchen and the
bedroom.
And soon you won't even have the vote.
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Confined to the bedroom. I like the sound of that for at least a month.
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I hope you obtained permission from your man to post on the internet.
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It's very obvious that MO does not need permission from anyone to do anything.
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Well if you are okay with thatthen fine, however most men do not marry a woman for those reasons, I highly doubt that you want Men only for sex....

I am sure it stems back from your own relationship with your Father.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6038128


I know what men are "supposed" to be, but I see no real world examples.

In the real world, men are anchors around the neck of the woman. Contributing nothing, but making many demands.

F that noise.

I am good with engines, computer, heat and air, what have you. Learning to be a better cook everyday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14759731


Then maybe more mothers need to spend more time with their sons TEACHING them to be giving and serving, and not just takers that expect to be served by women. Again, perhaps this problem has stemmed from too many moms not being at home to raise their sons...
 Quoting: In-Situ

So, either way, it is the woman's fault. Hehe, I see what you did there.

Do men have any responsibilities to live up to? Or are they completely useless?
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Of course they do. But this is in the context of women/wives being homemakers. Which then logically presupposes that the man is out working - right? They can't both be staying home (unless they are already wealthy).

No, it's not the womans fault, but if more women were able to be homemakers, more little boys would go up knowing how to properly treat women, and not be lazy, or sports heads, or video addicts, etc. They would be learning how to cook, clean, garden, etc. so that when they leave home they know how to boil an egg. There is no greater or lesser fault of the sexes. It's a fault of liberalism and the doing away of roles in society. So, now men are less than men/husbands and women are less then women/wives.
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I am Paul Ryan and you should be
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bedroom.
And soon you won't even have the vote.
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Sexy!!!


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10/17/2012 01:58 PM

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I am Paul Ryan and you should be
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And soon you won't even have the vote.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25520860


As long as it's with Paul Ryan's PX90 body...hell yeah!

And his mind is very sexy as well.
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10/17/2012 02:04 PM
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I am a man and I love to cook.
I cook dinner every day, and have
for decades. Because I can. Well.
My wife is better at sucking
in the kitchen then cooking.
And she does the dishes.
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I cooked three meals a day, five days a week for my man, all summer long!

It was a great experience.

Next time he comes over I'll do it again!

He really likes my cooking, that makes me feel really good.
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I know what men are "supposed" to be, but I see no real world examples.

In the real world, men are anchors around the neck of the woman. Contributing nothing, but making many demands.

F that noise.

I am good with engines, computer, heat and air, what have you. Learning to be a better cook everyday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14759731


Then maybe more mothers need to spend more time with their sons TEACHING them to be giving and serving, and not just takers that expect to be served by women. Again, perhaps this problem has stemmed from too many moms not being at home to raise their sons...
 Quoting: In-Situ

So, either way, it is the woman's fault. Hehe, I see what you did there.

Do men have any responsibilities to live up to? Or are they completely useless?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18838949


Of course they do. But this is in the context of women/wives being homemakers. Which then logically presupposes that the man is out working - right? They can't both be staying home (unless they are already wealthy).

No, it's not the womans fault, but if more women were able to be homemakers, more little boys would go up knowing how to properly treat women, and not be lazy, or sports heads, or video addicts, etc. They would be learning how to cook, clean, garden, etc. so that when they leave home they know how to boil an egg. There is no greater or lesser fault of the sexes. It's a fault of liberalism and the doing away of roles in society. So, now men are less than men/husbands and women are less then women/wives.
 Quoting: In-Situ


That is up to each person to decide for themselves. I am a good mom and a good provider. I work at those two things as hard as I can.
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No.

Men's cook better.

Look at all the chefs. All males.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24870294


Agreed, but for all the non chefs, it's good to have a women to perform all the daily chores and tasks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25080177


My husband does not know how to cook with the exception of using the rice cooker, if I am not around to cook for him , you will find him at subway or picking up a Pizza...


he likes SUNDAY..We call that Dinner at Grandma's house..A big Dinner with all the fixin's

Apple Burboun Pork Chops
mashedPotToes and gravy
Fresh cut green beans
salad with Bleu Cheesedressing

We both remember as kids going to Grandma's house for Sunday Dinners with our parents....
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My wife can't cook anything beside scrambled eggs.... I do most of cooking. Oh well.
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I am Paul Ryan and you should be
confined to the kitchen and the
bedroom.
And soon you won't even have the vote.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25520860


As long as it's with Paul Ryan's PX90 body...hell yeah!

And his mind is very sexy as well.
 Quoting: truthwillsetyoufreeagain


Herman Munster haircut, though.
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Cooking together is actually fun.

I tell people that are struggling to try it. Me and gf been doing it since we met.

Seafood is our favorite. I grill a perfect swordfish.

Anyways when I'm busy she cooks though even though she's a nurse and works a lot.

Have to try to work together I suppose
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10/17/2012 02:15 PM
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Why? Because I do some of my best work in the kitchen. Currently making a delicious feast of bacon/eggs/toast for my man, because he deserves it, and I am a woman!

It's not just my duty... it's my God given natural talent. Humans have to eat every day... and maintaing love/passion/devotion even in this act is a simple, crucial part of the family unit, and relationships in general.

Ladies...

I encourage all of you to not only cook your men some good food, but also...

Buy my Bacon scented Air Spritzer. Smells just like bacon, makes your man smile, and keeps the muzzies away.

Love,
MO
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Sunday food is important, even I get up and scramble eggs and make bacon and homemade biscuits. Not bs bacon, I go to the butcher for meats.

Butter, jelly and apple butter on the table. That is one thing I hope to always do for the kids.
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I'm a woman and I HATE cooking. After working all day, I'd rather come home and eat a sandwich or a can of soup than squander one single minute in the kitchen. Then there's the clean up. I hate cleaning the kitchen even more than cooking. I deserve more out of live than to be a fucking maid!!!
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Restaurants are for a reason.

Last Edited by WindyMind on 10/17/2012 02:39 PM
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I cook, clean and pretty much run the house. My husband and I are both very traditional. We've been married for 34 years, and we do swap roles occasionally. I can use power tools, have painted the entire house, put most of the flooring in, etc.,. but we both appreciate our more gender specific roles. He's the major breadwinner, and I'm the major housekeeper. I was fortunate to be at home to raise our children. When their educations were complete, I went back to school to earn my degrees. I LOVE cooking for him. It makes us both happy.
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I cook, clean and pretty much run the house. My husband and I are both very traditional. We've been married for 34 years, and we do swap roles occasionally. I can use power tools, have painted the entire house, put most of the flooring in, etc.,. but we both appreciate our more gender specific roles. He's the major breadwinner, and I'm the major housekeeper. I was fortunate to be at home to raise our children. When their educations were complete, I went back to school to earn my degrees. I LOVE cooking for him. It makes us both happy.
 Quoting: INK3


Oh yeah, I make great waffles (the real key to a long and happy marriage :)
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I love to be in the kitchen. It's all about providing comfort for friends and family. And what better way to do that?

Maybe you should start a recipe thread OP!

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got a roast on right now....but now baking, that is another thing entirely.
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Why? Because I do some of my best work in the kitchen. Currently making a delicious feast of bacon/eggs/toast for my man, because he deserves it, and I am a woman!

It's not just my duty... it's my God given natural talent. Humans have to eat every day... and maintaing love/passion/devotion even in this act is a simple, crucial part of the family unit, and relationships in general.

Ladies...

I encourage all of you to not only cook your men some good food, but also...

Buy my Bacon scented Air Spritzer. Smells just like bacon, makes your man smile, and keeps the muzzies away.

Love,
MO
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I most definitely belong in the kitchen at my house! I love cooking, laundry, and even the stuff I don't like, I do with a smile because I'd rather be working at home for my family than a big corporate office like I used to.
My husband is in charge around here! :)
It's not for everyone but it works perfectly for us.
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my woman, 10yrs older than me can't do shit.. i do 95% of our cooking.

fuck.
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my woman, 10yrs older than me can't do shit.. i do 95% of our cooking.

fuck.
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I'm a woman and I HATE cooking. After working all day, I'd rather come home and eat a sandwich or a can of soup than squander one single minute in the kitchen. Then there's the clean up. I hate cleaning the kitchen even more than cooking. I deserve more out of live than to be a fucking maid!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1326056


And a man just loves to mow the lawn, or work on your car. This goes both ways don't forget. We ALL must do things we don't "like" to do. But that is called life. To not do what is required of us, no matter how unpleasant, is the worst of all selfishness of the ego centered life.
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Most women would happily return to their kitchens if they could afford to!
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And bent over the counter...
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Bad Hawk!!!!

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I'm a woman, and I do not belong in the kitchen!

Why? Because I can't cook for shit.
And it's probably why I'm single and will die alone when the shit hits the fan.

MO..I need help...cooking lessons maybe?

Preeeetty pleeeeease?

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Youtube is also great for step-by-step cooking or any other tutorials you could possibly dream up! :)
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I am Paul Ryan and you should be
confined to the kitchen and the
bedroom.
And soon you won't even have the vote.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25520860


As long as it's with Paul Ryan's PX90 body...hell yeah!

And his mind is very sexy as well.
 Quoting: truthwillsetyoufreeagain


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"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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I love being anywhere my husband is. I love doing allot more to him or for him besides cooking and feeding him.
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Totally! :)
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I have planned my food day. Popcorn and diet coke at the movies followed by a pecan waffle breakfast at the waffle house. I'd rather go to Mammas.

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