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I am a woman, and if I didnt have to work and help earn money for the family I would likely never leave the kitchen. It is just where a devoted wife should be, in my old fashioned, politically incorrect opinion. As it is I do everything i can to put mazing food on the table, pack awesome lunches, clean up after everyone when required, and I do it all with joy and love in my heart. It doesnt mean i think women dont belong in the working world, or that women are incapable of being anywhere but the kitchen. It is because I believe a kitchen kept woman is the corner stone of a healthy, thriving family, and I love to be that corner-stone as much as possible. It kills me when my health fails from time to time and i have to be waited on by my husband. Wish he never had to do that, but i do my best! But, believing as i do only works with a certain type of man!! My husband is awesome, notices and appreciates absolutely everything i do!!!!! <3 My ex, on the other hand, abused me, used me, and took me for granted. On my sickest days he would rant and rave about how lazy and fat I am for not getting off my ass to tend to his "needs".
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Well I always loved cooking, not as interested anymore, just for me. But whoever belongs in the kitchen is the best cook, IMHO. As to any family! Put the best cooks in there, and let the others clean the mess! This works very well in families welling to experiment. Or share the task around. Be flexible.

You look on the bacon MO, it was once good, its not anymore and those pigs are so abused. I had read stuff on the net and in books which promoted my giving up meat because it was also tasting bad. When a big tornado hit our middle a few years ago and ripped off barn roofs, I saw factoring farming close up from the helicopters. They keep the nursing mothers standing between bars until the babies are weaned to promote the most survival. I had troubles believing it was that bad, until I saw it.

As best I can I buy organic eggs, which are always free range, supposedly anyway, but I found images recently of how area cage free chickens gat and they are still crowded but I guess they get to be crowded over the whole barn anyway, which is better than the cage.

I enjoyed real eggs over labor day weekend when we stayed on a small farm, which the chickens roamed in a large area outdoors plus a nice size hen house, and got fed crayfish from the pond. OH MY.........


I need eggs. I am not a big producer of my steroids and eggs help. I consume 2 a day. Every time I try to be vegan and go off the eggs I am tired. I do not buy the cheaper eggs, always cage free, I have to do the best I can. currently enjoying some of the better organic eggs on the market, but they just aren't always available when I am shopping. I ride the bus, so that limits my shopping, as to time. When I had a car, I could go to another store...... I sure would love to raise my eggs. The best organic ones, are not as good as eggs out of the back yard. I enjoyed a few years ago eggs from chickens that roamed on 10 acres and more, as they crossed streets and went under fences. There is no comparison to eggs from happy chickens that get BUGS also to eat. I am not impressed by "vegetarian" chickens. They need bugs, crayfish, and other critters in their diet.

Man was given chickens for the cholesterol man needs to make his steroids. He was supposed to make animal food of the meat from kindly raising the guys and put those feathers to good use.
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Youtube is also great for step-by-step cooking or any other tutorials you could possibly dream up! :)
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I belong in the kitchen because I'm afraid of what would happen if my husband tried to cook....explosion

Plus I'm damn good at it and like to cook.
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im a man.. and im a better cook than anyone i know.. that being said.. a womens place is on my cock and then off it and out of my sight.. at the end of the day i can cook, clean and look after myself.. a real man of this day and age doesnt need some stupid bitch cooking shitty meals for him and telling his lame ass what to do like shes his mother.. a real man needs a women who knows her place.. yet has the love and compassion and has her mans back no matter what.. a women who at the end of the day has the ultimate loyalty and respect for her man above all else and one who knows him for his greatness and loves him for it.. a women who isnt lazy and isnt afraid to keep things neat and tidy around the place.. a women who knows to stay out of her mans business yet supportive and encouraging either way.. a women who would fight for her man till the death.. a women who is happy with what ever and how ever her man supports her.. a women who doesnt bitch.. a women who doesnt moan.. a women who isnt needy.. a women who isnt greedy.. a women who doesnt need to dump all her emotional baggage onto another every day to be able to cope.. a real women who isnt afraid to love unconditionally.. but most importantly isnt an ego driven blood sucking lying cheating evil little cunt either.. so tell me women.. which one of you even come close to that description in truth?? you want the truth?? its none of ya cause none of you are any better than one another.. your all a bunch of ego driven hos who act like you got bigger balls than anyone else.. oh and yes i know you all wish you had a pair.. you all make me sick.. what ever.. :P
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I voted F-U because I am a woman and i am the bread winner... I love to cook, yet I am exhausted. My boobs don't cook and clean for me... The women who voted yes to this, you should be ashamed, and ask to be transported back to the 1930's.
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If I ever meet a woman who can prepare food
more to my liking than I can,
I will happily surrender the spatula. ;-`)
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Why? Because I do some of my best work in the kitchen. Currently making a delicious feast of bacon/eggs/toast for my man, because he deserves it, and I am a woman!

It's not just my duty... it's my God given natural talent. Humans have to eat every day... and maintaing love/passion/devotion even in this act is a simple, crucial part of the family unit, and relationships in general.

Ladies...

I encourage all of you to not only cook your men some good food, but also...

Buy my Bacon scented Air Spritzer. Smells just like bacon, makes your man smile, and keeps the muzzies away.

Love,
MO
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If it's what you enjoy doing, and it makes you happy, then do it.

Look after that man, as long as he's looking after you too.
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I voted yes.

Why?

Got mad at husband one Saturday morning & refused to cook breakfast. Husband decided he could do scrambled eggs w/ cheese. He used one slice of cheese per egg and cooked the whole concoction to a blackened part rubbery/part slimy mess.

Kids begged me to never let daddy cook again.

So, in order to maintain the good health of my family, I am the one who cooks.


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I"m also the one who cooks in my household. My husband can make toast and boil water, but that's about it.

I don't mind cooking for him tho because he really enjoys it, makes it worth the effort.

hf
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Well I always loved cooking, not as interested anymore, just for me. But whoever belongs in the kitchen is the best cook, IMHO. As to any family! Put the best cooks in there, and let the others clean the mess! This works very well in families welling to experiment. Or share the task around. Be flexible.

You look on the bacon MO, it was once good, its not anymore and those pigs are so abused. I had read stuff on the net and in books which promoted my giving up meat because it was also tasting bad. When a big tornado hit our middle a few years ago and ripped off barn roofs, I saw factoring farming close up from the helicopters. They keep the nursing mothers standing between bars until the babies are weaned to promote the most survival. I had troubles believing it was that bad, until I saw it.

As best I can I buy organic eggs, which are always free range, supposedly anyway, but I found images recently of how area cage free chickens gat and they are still crowded but I guess they get to be crowded over the whole barn anyway, which is better than the cage.

I enjoyed real eggs over labor day weekend when we stayed on a small farm, which the chickens roamed in a large area outdoors plus a nice size hen house, and got fed crayfish from the pond. OH MY.........


I need eggs. I am not a big producer of my steroids and eggs help. I consume 2 a day. Every time I try to be vegan and go off the eggs I am tired. I do not buy the cheaper eggs, always cage free, I have to do the best I can. currently enjoying some of the better organic eggs on the market, but they just aren't always available when I am shopping. I ride the bus, so that limits my shopping, as to time. When I had a car, I could go to another store...... I sure would love to raise my eggs. The best organic ones, are not as good as eggs out of the back yard. I enjoyed a few years ago eggs from chickens that roamed on 10 acres and more, as they crossed streets and went under fences. There is no comparison to eggs from happy chickens that get BUGS also to eat. I am not impressed by "vegetarian" chickens. They need bugs, crayfish, and other critters in their diet.

Man was given chickens for the cholesterol man needs to make his steroids. He was supposed to make animal food of the meat from kindly raising the guys and put those feathers to good use.
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I have no basis for this claim beyond my experience, but I often feel almost instantly energized by eating eggs. It is so fast and pronounced, I cannot deny it. It is almost like my body lacked whatever the eggs have. I think it's more than protein, because I do not get this feeling from other high-protein foods. I become suddenly awake, aware, and upbeat, as if I am 15 years younger, seriously.
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Why? Because I do some of my best work in the kitchen. Currently making a delicious feast of bacon/eggs/toast for my man, because he deserves it, and I am a woman!

It's not just my duty... it's my God given natural talent. Humans have to eat every day... and maintaing love/passion/devotion even in this act is a simple, crucial part of the family unit, and relationships in general.

Ladies...

I encourage all of you to not only cook your men some good food, but also...

Buy my Bacon scented Air Spritzer. Smells just like bacon, makes your man smile, and keeps the muzzies away.

Love,
MO
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I don't understand why women get so pissed off about this subject. In my opinion, things were a hell of a lot better in society when they stayed home to be a "homemaker". They were the glue that held the entire family unit together. They stayed home where they did the cleaning cooking, sure, but they were also home when the kids got home from school. She was there to nurture them, and to help them with their homework and to teach/instill wholesome and honest values that have all but been lost in today's society.

In my mind, a woman who chose to stay home then (and now) should be looked upon as someone to be admired and held up in high regard not something that is demeaning.
Ban guns to "save the children" but killing them in the womb is totally cool......I see; it makes perfect sense now.
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My husband is awesome, notices and appreciates absolutely everything i do!!!!! <3
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Isn't that what makes it great, that's a great feeling to be needed, wanted and appreciated. It's great to feel useful and like you're making an important contribution.
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My husband is awesome, notices and appreciates absolutely everything i do!!!!! <3
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Isn't that what makes it great, that's a great feeling to be needed, wanted and appreciated. It's great to feel useful and like you're making an important contribution.
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Thank you for posting this VT. HF
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Are you done with the dishes!?
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MO..I need help...cooking lessons maybe?

Preeeetty pleeeeease?

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That would be awesome!

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Marx says fuck you.
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I'm a woman, and I do not belong in the kitchen!

Why? Because I can't cook for shit.
And it's probably why I'm single and will die alone when the shit hits the fan.

MO..I need help...cooking lessons maybe?

Preeeetty pleeeeease?

eyebat
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We need to get together and hire a maid. I can afford it and we can get down to good lovin'.
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I voted yes because that's how my mom rolled back in the day when we were growing up..I learned from the best.

I don't have a man though, I just cook for anyone that's here and wants to eat.
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Muslim men are fun in bed.
Pretty good at the stove too.

White women convert for that.
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I am a woman, and if I didnt have to work and help earn money for the family I would likely never leave the kitchen. It is just where a devoted wife should be, in my old fashioned, politically incorrect opinion. As it is I do everything i can to put mazing food on the table, pack awesome lunches, clean up after everyone when required, and I do it all with joy and love in my heart. It doesnt mean i think women dont belong in the working world, or that women are incapable of being anywhere but the kitchen. It is because I believe a kitchen kept woman is the corner stone of a healthy, thriving family, and I love to be that corner-stone as much as possible. It kills me when my health fails from time to time and i have to be waited on by my husband. Wish he never had to do that, but i do my best! But, believing as i do only works with a certain type of man!! My husband is awesome, notices and appreciates absolutely everything i do!!!!! <3 My ex, on the other hand, abused me, used me, and took me for granted. On my sickest days he would rant and rave about how lazy and fat I am for not getting off my ass to tend to his "needs".
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^^
This. Its lovely.hfhf

Reminds me of the Laurel"s Kitchen Cookbook with its lovely essay Keeper of the Keys. That essay was an infuence to counter to go-go grasping eighties. It helped me walk out of step with the career women. I think all good things in my life came from that essay, that attitude, that its a wonderful privilege and not a shame to be a woman who works in her kitchen and garden, who raises her children by her own hand, and is not too good to care for her own family and community.

Sometimes this place just blows me away.
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I have to have one of your bacon scent spritzers, Muzzies are taking over with the help of Chief Muzzie Obummer.
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I voted fuck you because I will not begetting any of your good food :(
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Is that you Noah?

He did a lot of begetting...
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Why? Because I do some of my best work in the kitchen. Currently making a delicious feast of bacon/eggs/toast for my man, because he deserves it, and I am a woman!

It's not just my duty... it's my God given natural talent. Humans have to eat every day... and maintaing love/passion/devotion even in this act is a simple, crucial part of the family unit, and relationships in general.

Ladies...

I encourage all of you to not only cook your men some good food, but also...

Buy my Bacon scented Air Spritzer. Smells just like bacon, makes your man smile, and keeps the muzzies away.

Love,
MO
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I a guy who can do all kinds of things with computers...but, if I had my dream job...I would own a popular Texas BBG joint. When I lived in Texas, I had a smoker at work. I would smoke up brisket starting early in the morning before everybody else got to work. Peaceful, serene and good food! Doing something that is immediately satisfying for people is very rewarding!
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Why? Because I do some of my best work in the kitchen. Currently making a delicious feast of bacon/eggs/toast for my man, because he deserves it, and I am a woman!

It's not just my duty... it's my God given natural talent. Humans have to eat every day... and maintaing love/passion/devotion even in this act is a simple, crucial part of the family unit, and relationships in general.

Ladies...

I encourage all of you to not only cook your men some good food, but also...

Buy my Bacon scented Air Spritzer. Smells just like bacon, makes your man smile, and keeps the muzzies away.

Love,
MO
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I a guy who can do all kinds of things with computers...but, if I had my dream job...I would own a popular Texas BBQ joint. When I lived in Texas, I had a smoker at work. I would smoke up brisket starting early in the morning before everybody else got to work. Peaceful, serene and good food! Doing something that is immediately satisfying for people is very rewarding!
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corrected it....meant BBQ
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Oh sure, not a man posting that through that account or anything, a bit too obvious Mr. Obvious. And yes, I do belong in the kitchen, when Im making myself something to eat.
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Oh sure, not a man posting that through that account or anything, a bit too obvious Mr. Obvious. And yes, I do belong in the kitchen, when Im making myself something to eat.
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I'm a woman, and I do not belong in the kitchen!

Why? Because I can't cook for shit.
And it's probably why I'm single and will die alone when the shit hits the fan.

MO..I need help...cooking lessons maybe?

Preeeetty pleeeeease?

eyebat
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I know someone who is currently thinking the same thing. maybe you two should meet
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Oh sure, not a man posting that through that account or anything, a bit too obvious Mr. Obvious. And yes, I do belong in the kitchen, when Im making myself something to eat.
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Try again n00b!
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I like my eggs on the 'Jersey' side, hep... hep.

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