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I am a chimney from RMS Lusitania, ask me a question.

 
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I am a chimney from RMS Lusitania, ask me a question.
Go on, i am a chimney from Lusitania, i am not a racist, except with Submarines.
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10/18/2012 07:07 AM
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How do you feel about gutters? Are they beneath you?
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How do you feel about gutters? Are they beneath you?
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no, because when lusitania sank, i managed to be rescued by a giant squid and he married me, we are happy ever since . but anyway, back to the quesiton, gutters were disgusting
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10/18/2012 07:12 AM
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Re: I am a chimney from RMS Lusitania, ask me a question.
does anyone know-

where the love of god goes-

when the waves,

turn the minutes,

into hours?
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How do you feel about gutters? Are they beneath you?
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


no, because when lusitania sank, i managed to be rescued by a giant squid and he married me, we are happy ever since . but anyway, back to the quesiton, gutters were disgusting
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Tell us more of the tentacles...
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How do you feel about gutters? Are they beneath you?
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


no, because when lusitania sank, i managed to be rescued by a giant squid and he married me, we are happy ever since . but anyway, back to the quesiton, gutters were disgusting
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Tell us more of the tentacles...
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


sorry i dont want to discuss my private life. i am a very reserved chimney.
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10/18/2012 07:17 AM
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Tell us more of the tentacles...
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


sorry i dont want to discuss my private life. i am a very reserved chimney.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23999445



verysad
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does anyone know-

where the love of god goes-

when the waves,

turn the minutes,

into hours?
 Quoting: david 16910407


Sorry, but the alluminium is an idol
the real true god is the aspect of the Bermuda triangle. He revealed to me, and i am a member of the official church of the triangle. i am the only chimney, but we have a pair of shoes too one of them is the preacher
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10/18/2012 07:26 AM
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How do you feel about gutters? Are they beneath you?
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


no, because when lusitania sank, i managed to be rescued by a giant squid and he married me, we are happy ever since . but anyway, back to the quesiton, gutters were disgusting
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and men,

in dreams-

assured were,

of the phantom that followed us so-

nine fathoms deep.

he had followed us,

from the lands of mists and snow.
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How do you feel about gutters? Are they beneath you?
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


no, because when lusitania sank, i managed to be rescued by a giant squid and he married me, we are happy ever since . but anyway, back to the quesiton, gutters were disgusting
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23999445



and men,

in dreams-

assured were,

of the phantom that followed us so-

nine fathoms deep.

he had followed us,

from the lands of mists and snow.
 Quoting: david 16910407


Are you my cousin chimney from chernobyl?
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10/18/2012 07:53 AM
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bump for one of the most creative subject lines I have seen in a while.
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10/18/2012 07:56 AM
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Go on, i am a chimney from Lusitania, i am not a racist, except with Submarines.
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Smoking is bad for you
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What was it like for you when the boilers exploded?

Did you ever get jealous of Mauritania or Aquitania?

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What was it like for you when the boilers exploded?

Did you ever get jealous of Mauritania or Aquitania?

scratching


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


never, they are family to me ;)
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What was it like for you when the boilers exploded?

Did you ever get jealous of Mauritania or Aquitania?

scratching


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


never, they are family to me ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23999445


i mean, their chimneys of course.
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Go on, i am a chimney from Lusitania, i am not a racist, except with Submarines.
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Smoking is bad for you
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thats what i was made to do, chimneys smoke, sadly im underwater for this long time. i miss the smoke
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10/18/2012 08:20 AM
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bump for one of the most creative subject lines I have seen in a while.
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I second that.
bump
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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10/18/2012 08:21 AM
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Go on, i am a chimney from Lusitania, i am not a racist, except with Submarines.
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Do you ever really miss the burn? I know it was so hot, but as with all things, everything cools to the touch.
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10/18/2012 08:23 AM
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How do you feel about gutters? Are they beneath you?
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


no, because when lusitania sank, i managed to be rescued by a giant squid and he married me, we are happy ever since . but anyway, back to the quesiton, gutters were disgusting
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23999445



and men,

in dreams-

assured were,

of the phantom that followed us so-

nine fathoms deep.

he had followed us,

from the lands of mists and snow.
 Quoting: david 16910407


Are you my cousin chimney from chernobyl?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23999445
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How do you feel about gutters? Are they beneath you?
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


no, because when lusitania sank, i managed to be rescued by a giant squid and he married me, we are happy ever since . but anyway, back to the quesiton, gutters were disgusting
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23999445



and men,

in dreams-

assured were,

of the phantom that followed us so-

nine fathoms deep.

he had followed us,

from the lands of mists and snow.
 Quoting: david 16910407


Are you my cousin chimney from chernobyl?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23999445

actually i am from western pa.

where it is pronounced "CHIMLEY", thank you very much.
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no, because when lusitania sank, i managed to be rescued by a giant squid and he married me, we are happy ever since . but anyway, back to the quesiton, gutters were disgusting
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23999445



and men,

in dreams-

assured were,

of the phantom that followed us so-

nine fathoms deep.

he had followed us,

from the lands of mists and snow.
 Quoting: david 16910407


Are you my cousin chimney from chernobyl?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23999445

actually i am from western pa.

where it is pronounced "CHIMLEY", thank you very much.
 Quoting: david 16910407


you sound like you use a filter . Im against the use of filters, it's like a lobotomy for a chimney. chimneys nowdays are so limited on their ability to smoke and ventilate
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10/18/2012 08:55 AM
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and men,

in dreams-

assured were,

of the phantom that followed us so-

nine fathoms deep.

he had followed us,

from the lands of mists and snow.
 Quoting: david 16910407


Are you my cousin chimney from chernobyl?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23999445

actually i am from western pa.

where it is pronounced "CHIMLEY", thank you very much.
 Quoting: david 16910407


you sound like you use a filter . Im against the use of filters, it's like a lobotomy for a chimney. chimneys nowdays are so limited on their ability to smoke and ventilate
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23999445


up, where the smoke,

is all billowed and curled

twixt' the stars
and the pavement

that's the chimney sweep's world;

where there's hardly no day
and hardly no night...

there's things half in shadow

-and halfway in light-

on the rooftops of london,

coo, what a sight!
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10/18/2012 08:58 AM
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im a Seagull i bet i shat on you before
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im a Seagull i bet i shat on you before
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No you didn't
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Time stands still, frozen in memory
a voice in the back ground
or maybe a melody
Visions appear, visions of love
a woman's smile, the curve of the sun
The sound of her sigh, heaven's heart rejoices
Whispering her song, angelic's holy voices
The touch of her hand, the wind's gentlest breeze
The light in her eyes, setting on the sea
Time stands still, frozen in memory
Her last embrace, death's only remedy
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How's Spongebob doing these days ?
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Go on, i am a chimney from Lusitania, i am not a racist, except with Submarines.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23999445


Smoking is bad for you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25729894


thats what i was made to do, chimneys smoke, sadly im underwater for this long time. i miss the smoke
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23999445


and now you stand alone

visited rarely by the jellyfish,
and random wandering octopi

but oh the fish,
when they circle about you and tell you their tales

silver icsthians who swim in shining, shimmering, sunlit shoals,

silent witnesses to ancient submerged marble halls
whence once dwelt the majesty of seafaring regents, and antedeluvian kings

ghastly, grim, yet noble men
who sent forth golden ships with painted sails
to harvest the bounties of their oceanic realms


far flung pelagic empires
built upon the abundance of fish
and the generosity of the sea

tis true, they speak to you of atlantis
fair atlantis!
bold, doomed atlantis

the finest jewel in neptune's crown

now lost, lost forever

save to the fish that swim

and the misty, murky, meanderings of the maritime
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How's Spongebob doing these days ?
 Quoting: !saac


never met him
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bump
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Fist yo' ass! criscoresist
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Re: I am a chimney from RMS Lusitania, ask me a question.
are you looking forward to coming back on shore when the mega tsunami happens?

get some sunscreen.

and magma balm.

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