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Update on vision I posted - when I was 6 years old.

 
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At the 6th trump we are told that Satan and the Fallen angels are cast out of heaven and now here on earth. We will have the supernatural here with us where we can see. Satan will be saying he is Christ with a flood of lies. He will also be performing miracles/snaps his fingers and lightening comes from the sky.

In Ezekiel he tells us a description of God's vehicle. So we can also think that God has this, so does Satan/as Satan is copying Christ.

I think the camps will be a last resort place to go to. I didn't see anybody getting hurt but I just got a glimpse. Where ever God is telling you to go, that's where I'd be.
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Kristine, yes, the messages from Heaven have been saying
this for years, Heavenly revelation about the 2nd Pentecost, God's Warning, part of it includes warning of Satan's plans and his man, the ant-Christ (Revelation 6:15-17). Warning not to take the chip or look at the anti-Christ and after, maybe soon after, you will go to God's places of refuge. Everyone believe.

You will be guided there by your Guardian Angel.
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Aren't you going to reply Kristine? I wish you would.

blessings,
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She gives a fine repeat performance. I like her. :)
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I'm trying to respond, I've had a lot to go through. I believe I responded three times now - lol. I saw more in the post that I wanted to address. =)
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Re: Update on vision I posted - when I was 6 years old.
Ah, another message to a Protestant prophet. This is the
Great Warning
. One end time for everyone. God has one
plan. Alleluia, soon, we will all believe the same. Do
not reject, run from this fact. Our Lord's prayer to father,
rememeber? It's going to be fulfilled. You and me, we will finally understand the fullness of God's plan. Pray,
pray, pray.

Reposted today at [link to openheaven.com]

Elaine Tavolacci

8/26/12

"The Awe Of God"


This morning as I was driving in my car playing worship music, I was suddenly caught up in a cloud of glory. I thought to myself, this is the "awe of God". The presence of the Holy Spirit was so intense that I pulled my car over to the side of the road to record this incredible word that I received from the Lord.

The Lord says, I am about to visit My people in ways that will astound them. I am about to release My awe in your lives and manifest Myself among you in ways that you have not yet known. The level of My glory will even amaze many believers as well as the unbelievers. I will bring those of you who know Me to a greater level, and multitudes who don't know Me will also be swept into the kingdom. Shake off all spiritual lethargy and prepare your hearts for this spiritual awakening. Throw off anything that would restrain you so that will not be hindered from receiving all that is available to you. Don't allow old wine skins to get in the way of receiving the new wine that is being distributed. Prepare yourself for the awe that I am about to release. Listen for My voice. Those who are listening will recognize My voice throughout the daytime as well as during the night. I will speak in visions and dreams to those who have ears to hear and eyes to see. Allow Me to abide in your midst, walk with you and talk with you. A personal relationship with Me such as Enoch had is achievable. To be led by faith just as Abraham was is possible. To receive revelation as men and women of old received is available. This is a new season when you will no longer question Me, because you will see a greater dimension of My power. You will experience a greater level of miracles, signs and wonders in your midst. My prophets will speak My words with accuracy and authority to bring change, set free, deliver and as well as release creative miracles.

I will visit you in the secret place. I will visit you as you are worshiping Me in Spirit and in truth. I will visit you as you are are pressing in through prayer and interceding for others. Your voices have always been heard on high and you will soon know this without a doubt. Trust Me when you are in the lions den to shut the mouths of the lions. For those of you who have continued to contend through difficult times without wavering and have not fainted in the fires of affliction, your day of breakthrough is right before you. For many of you who have feared death through sickness and terminal illnesses, you shall live and not die and declare My works as you experience My glory in a new way. Don't fear the supernatural realm. Don't resist My glory and don't quench My Spirit. Never settle for less than what I am offering. As you allow Me into your churches you will receive a new and fresh outpouring. As you surrender your life, you will be amazed at what I will do in and through you. Submit your life totally to Me, resist the enemy, don't be moved by what you see in the natural because the days of awe are imminent says The Lord.
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My thought is that when the 6th trump and heaven is shut/the latter day rain ends/we'll need direct contact with God or his guiding angels and the two witnesses. The truth will be hard to find/as the lies of Satan are thick and wide. We do have to submit fully to God and trust in him and only him. There are only two churches that were found worthy in Revelation/no fault found. It was Smyrnia and Philidephia.
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Yeah, cause we really give a shit what a 6 year old thinks!
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skull_fing
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So why are you still on my thread? LOL Okay, you can get off and bug someone else.
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Re: Update on vision I posted - when I was 6 years old.
The old testament was but a fraction of the truth. Today's bible, was twisted by the church and turned into a TOOL OF CONTROL, rather than what its true intended purpose, a guide to keep humanity alive a flowing like cattle on the same path.

Guess what? The time of shedding is coming, and that includes that dusty old tome of corrupted guidance. We have reached the goal in one piece. Now, what happens is what must happen. The souls bent by the tool, obsolete, will be judged. The rest that are open to change, those above the shell of the closed mind, will stand outside and watch as the rest are judged fit to continue or not.
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sounds very loving and evolved...not.

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Re: Update on vision I posted - when I was 6 years old.
This is what I posted on here a few years ago. I will post my fireball dream in another post Some parts of our dreams are eerily similar. Here is my previous post.

AWFUL DREAM
I've already almost a year ago had a dream about fireballs.
I was shown it was a judegment of God. Last night I had this dream...... I was outside with some people we look up and and we see a streaking object hit another object. I couldn't tell what it was. I see it's near a planet or the moon. Then this planet or moon moves like up a little bit. Everyone in the crowd is gasping and saying what was that? Someone asks what does this mean? A lady in the crowd says it means we are all going to die within 24 hours.

The next thing I remember is being home and telling my family what happened and basically telling them we were going to die in 24 hours. My daughter responds it has to happen and at least it will be quick. I turn on the t.v looking for something about on the news and just normal shows are on. I say" They aren't going to tell anyone are they?" I then go to the computer to tell you guys and my keyboard just starts shaking before I get to the cmputer and smoke is coming out of the CPU. My sons nose starts bleeding. I look out the window and it looks crazy outside. It's kinda dark and windy and streaks of lightening are everywhere. The window frame is getting hot. Then I see streaks of fire starting to fall. I say "I told you this was going to happen (referring to my other dream) then I said I'm a prophet. Then I woke up wide awake even they I hadn't been sleeping that long.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25621414


When this planet comes over it's not the end of the world, it's just the beginning of tribulation. I am not sure how we'll be told about this and or if we'll be able to see it until it's right upon us. Get ready spiritually and mentally, you'll be okay. It just means we are getting closer to the return of Christ and the end of the flesh age is over. We'll all be back into our original spiritual bodies.
 Quoting: Kristine


Catholics have been trying to share with you, what you are
seeing is the same. God is going to reveal the coming
evil and how to avoid it during the "awakening." Please,
will you reply. The "awakening" as Protestants know it
is called the Great Warning by Catholics.

There will be a celestial event at the time of the Great
Warning AND once again at the Chastisement. The Chastisement is by fire. Maybe, you are seeing the celestial
of the Chastisement?

please, your comments Kristine?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20541213


I'm trying to comment as fast as I can. Have I commented on this, I've been going through a ton of things. I would like to hear more of this Celestial Chastisement/it correlates. Thank you for your patients.
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Re: Update on vision I posted - when I was 6 years old.
Way back in January 2012 I posted a vision that I was given when I was 6 years old. I let the thread go for 5 days and then I removed it. I'm going to update it and tell you more because time is short and I don't want Yeshua upset that I didn't get all of what I was shown out to people. There are correlating similitudes that go with the main vision/which I am now going to share one of them.

I told you prior about earth and Yeshua taking hold of the earth and tilting it from side to side, then tipping it upside down, then turning it back up. He stepped away and walked back by me and we both watched. There was a pause of the earth straight upright/then it tilted back to the right where it was before but different.

I also told you that there was a celestial body by earth that was an unknown. I had another vision of this celestial body and again, it was the same night/NDE when I was 6 years old.

I was shown a similitude and this one correlates with the first main vision of tribulation.

It begins where I am in bed and the early morning sun is coming through my window. As it shines into the room it's almost blinding but I know it's the sun. I also noticed that the birds were not chirping as they normally would. Things seemed too quiet. So I got up to look out the window. I looked below/on a second floor/looked down to the ground and saw the early morning dew on the grass and the flowers were just blooming. It was spring time. Yet the usual sounds I would normally hear wasn't there, it was too quiet. I went and laid down and looked at the clock. It was at an hour. There was still time to try and get back to sleep, so I laid down and tried but the sun kept shinning through brightly into my window and into my eyes. I tried putting the covers over my head but it was very bright. I tossed and turned until I felt the bed start to shake and roll upward. I looked up and the walls and floor were shaking and I was frightened so I ran down stairs and out the front door.

When I got out of the front door, stepped off the porch and onto the lawn the ground underneath my feet began to heave up like waves. I looked to the southern sky and saw a large red celestial body/planet approaching. The sky was red and it tore through with a crackling roaring sound. The earth continued to convulse as I tried watching what was approaching. As it came over, it looked like it engulfed the entire sky and where the sun was, now at high noon position suddenly went out and it became dark. The sky looked strange and the stars weren't where they were suppose to be. Shortly after the passing of this red celestial object/planet the sun did not come back and it was dark.

The earth continued to quake and I knew it was time for me to leave/like as the first vision I told you/Yeshua put a backpack on my back and an open jar of water and told me to go. I asked him what about a jacket he told me not to go back but to leave.

This was my time to leave and as I started to walk east I saw a similitude of FEMA camps/although I didn't know at the time that was what they were called. People after this disaster/by the way this is the 6th trump. As the time of Noah/there was a disaster as well. It won't be a total flood but a big quake and shaking/possibly the axis of the earth moved exceedingly.

I was also shown there will be 10 days notice before this event happens to those who have ears and eyes to know the signs.

Up to that point of the 6th trump people will be living, working and planning their lives as if nothing was going to happen. Does this mean we'll be told... I believe we will be warned and possibly even by the two witnesses, which I saw emerging out of a mountain.

Before this happens we are going to go through an economic collapse - either a depression or like it. I was shown a similitude where people were burning the fiat currency/paper. So this will be your warning as to where we are with the 6th trump.

As the bible says, as the time of Noah. You have to think, something scientifically happened to cause the flood. We know spiritually that brought Yahveh down.

Watch the economy/watch middle east and the Euphrates and more birth pangs coming before the 6th trump. Satan comes out from the Euphrates to take the throne in Jerusalem. He does this shortly after the 6th trump.
 Quoting: Kristine



i feel the Holy Spirit in your writing. why are you saying 6th trumpet and not 6th seal
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Actually it's all of them 6trump/6seal/6vial.
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Re: Update on vision I posted - when I was 6 years old.
Ah, another message to a Protestant prophet. This is the
Great Warning
. One end time for everyone. God has one
plan. Alleluia, soon, we will all believe the same. Do
not reject, run from this fact. Our Lord's prayer to father,
rememeber? It's going to be fulfilled. You and me, we will finally understand the fullness of God's plan. Pray,
pray, pray.

Reposted today at [link to openheaven.com]

Elaine Tavolacci

8/26/12

"The Awe Of God"


This morning as I was driving in my car playing worship music, I was suddenly caught up in a cloud of glory. I thought to myself, this is the "awe of God". The presence of the Holy Spirit was so intense that I pulled my car over to the side of the road to record this incredible word that I received from the Lord.

The Lord says, I am about to visit My people in ways that will astound them. I am about to release My awe in your lives and manifest Myself among you in ways that you have not yet known. The level of My glory will even amaze many believers as well as the unbelievers. I will bring those of you who know Me to a greater level, and multitudes who don't know Me will also be swept into the kingdom. Shake off all spiritual lethargy and prepare your hearts for this spiritual awakening. Throw off anything that would restrain you so that will not be hindered from receiving all that is available to you. Don't allow old wine skins to get in the way of receiving the new wine that is being distributed. Prepare yourself for the awe that I am about to release. Listen for My voice. Those who are listening will recognize My voice throughout the daytime as well as during the night. I will speak in visions and dreams to those who have ears to hear and eyes to see. Allow Me to abide in your midst, walk with you and talk with you. A personal relationship with Me such as Enoch had is achievable. To be led by faith just as Abraham was is possible. To receive revelation as men and women of old received is available. This is a new season when you will no longer question Me, because you will see a greater dimension of My power. You will experience a greater level of miracles, signs and wonders in your midst. My prophets will speak My words with accuracy and authority to bring change, set free, deliver and as well as release creative miracles.

I will visit you in the secret place. I will visit you as you are worshiping Me in Spirit and in truth. I will visit you as you are are pressing in through prayer and interceding for others. Your voices have always been heard on high and you will soon know this without a doubt. Trust Me when you are in the lions den to shut the mouths of the lions. For those of you who have continued to contend through difficult times without wavering and have not fainted in the fires of affliction, your day of breakthrough is right before you. For many of you who have feared death through sickness and terminal illnesses, you shall live and not die and declare My works as you experience My glory in a new way. Don't fear the supernatural realm. Don't resist My glory and don't quench My Spirit. Never settle for less than what I am offering. As you allow Me into your churches you will receive a new and fresh outpouring. As you surrender your life, you will be amazed at what I will do in and through you. Submit your life totally to Me, resist the enemy, don't be moved by what you see in the natural because the days of awe are imminent says The Lord.
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This is interesting... the first time I've read this/well i commented before on this today but read it over again. It's so interesting to see how things are coming together, almost in awe.
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Re: Update on vision I posted - when I was 6 years old.
This is what I posted on here a few years ago. I will post my fireball dream in another post Some parts of our dreams are eerily similar. Here is my previous post.

AWFUL DREAM
I've already almost a year ago had a dream about fireballs.
I was shown it was a judegment of God. Last night I had this dream...... I was outside with some people we look up and and we see a streaking object hit another object. I couldn't tell what it was. I see it's near a planet or the moon. Then this planet or moon moves like up a little bit. Everyone in the crowd is gasping and saying what was that? Someone asks what does this mean? A lady in the crowd says it means we are all going to die within 24 hours.

The next thing I remember is being home and telling my family what happened and basically telling them we were going to die in 24 hours. My daughter responds it has to happen and at least it will be quick. I turn on the t.v looking for something about on the news and just normal shows are on. I say" They aren't going to tell anyone are they?" I then go to the computer to tell you guys and my keyboard just starts shaking before I get to the cmputer and smoke is coming out of the CPU. My sons nose starts bleeding. I look out the window and it looks crazy outside. It's kinda dark and windy and streaks of lightening are everywhere. The window frame is getting hot. Then I see streaks of fire starting to fall. I say "I told you this was going to happen (referring to my other dream) then I said I'm a prophet. Then I woke up wide awake even they I hadn't been sleeping that long.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25621414


When this planet comes over it's not the end of the world, it's just the beginning of tribulation. I am not sure how we'll be told about this and or if we'll be able to see it until it's right upon us. Get ready spiritually and mentally, you'll be okay. It just means we are getting closer to the return of Christ and the end of the flesh age is over. We'll all be back into our original spiritual bodies.
 Quoting: Kristine


Catholics have been trying to share with you, what you are
seeing is the same. God is going to reveal the coming
evil and how to avoid it during the "awakening." Please,
will you reply. The "awakening" as Protestants know it
is called the Great Warning by Catholics.

There will be a celestial event at the time of the Great
Warning AND once again at the Chastisement. The Chastisement is by fire. Maybe, you are seeing the celestial
of the Chastisement?

please, your comments Kristine?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20541213


For some reason I keep getting led back to this message, please help me to understand further what the Celestial of Chastisement is... thank you!
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Re: Update on vision I posted - when I was 6 years old.
Well I listen and you piqued my ear, but we are to test and confirm too right?

Yeah it's the planet, or at least the timing of it and the fireballs I am struggling with. I'd think that kind of planetary cleansing would come at the very end and not at the sixth trump.
 Quoting: Brogan


I struggled with the planet thing as well and searched the scriptures and the only thing that I could think of was the time of Noah and what did cause the physical change to cause the flood.

With the main vision Jesus took the earth, one hand on one side and the other hand on the other side. He tilted it from left to right/about 3 times then there was a pause/then he tipped it completely upside down then back up and walked back to where I was standing. As we watched the earth tilted back to the right from which it was before.

In this I believe the tilting is what the planet causes/maybe a great shaking. When the earth is tipped upside down and comes back and goes back to where it was/I believe is the return of Christ on the 7th trump/a poleshift and resetting for the millenium period, since we'll be in our spiritual bodies.

To me that makes a ton of sense.
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I'll have to take a closer look at the shaking to see what fits.

It is interesting you mention the dual meaning of things. Rev 9:2 Smoke from the pit. With all the magnetosphere jostling its not just the arab world that is swarming but my senses pick up also spiritual darkness swarming as well. There is a lot of dark spiritual activity lately and it seems to be picking up more and more.

Edit: you must be tired from answering posts all night. lol
 Quoting: Brogan


I am tired. lol I'm glad you also understand the dual meanings and the indepth meaning the bible can go to. There is another vision I was shown/I can't really go into it tonight but I will share it with you. me and my friends have been going over it and think we've got the symbolism cracked.

I've been watching the magnetosphere/and electromagnetics of earth/interesting enough I was told to watch the electromagnetic because people would be talking more and more about it/another personal sign for me to watch and tell how close we are and to sound the alarm. God bless
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Kristine, why do you not reply? People can read what you are being shown is the same as the Catholic messages and Protestant messages. The Great Warning from God is Revelation 6:15-17.

What is your reason dear sister?
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I'm sorry I'm trying so hard to answer all the posts, please repost so I can understand what you are saying/I want to see what you are talking about.
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I had a dream a few months ago. I was watching from space and looking down on the earth. I could see all the continents at once, though the earth was still round. I saw these small fire balls go crashing into the earth, and then suddenly each continent lit up, and flashed like bolts of lightening. They were flashing on and off like a christmas light show. For some reason I felt that these were earthquakes. The dream felt very real and definitely left me with an eery feeling the rest of the week.
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We will get the fireballs and earthquakes/perhaps it's Father mentally preparing you for what is coming?
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It's good to prepare, even when the dollar collapses you'll have food. When the 6th trump is blown the money will all become one and the mark of the beast. So get your supplies and hunker down. Getting out of the city is a good idea. The one thing to remember is people will be taken up to councils and Syng. of Satan/delivered up onto death/One of Satan's name. At that time we are to allow the holy spirit to talk through us to testify. Where ever we are at they will find us/when the time is right that's our 10 day trial/Jacob's trouble.


There won't be very many cars on the road/what I was shown after the 6th trump and you'll have about 3 days or so to get to where you'll need to be/but I think travel will be really hard. In one vision I was traveling through a city to get to my area and there were absolutely no cars. And people will not be themselves... who knows if it'll be dangerous or what but God will be protecting so we have nothing to fear. I had also seen foreign soldiers/they could be UN? But it's going to be a lot different. Thank you for sharing your husband's dream. =)
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I had dreams about 21 years ago of end times (in my early 20's) - I remember running with others, sometimes trying to hide in more rural areas around the city (San Diego is like that in a lot of places, canyons and such interspersed with city). I read what you said here about there being no place to hide, and that seemed to be the feeling in my dream. I was with a dark haired child, maybe my youngest son - and we ran until we were at the edge of water and a dock, and they had caught up with us. I just had this resolve that our fate was sealed, but it was alright. The holy spirit came over me in the dream and I began to speak this scripture: For there is one God and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus - 1 Timothy 2:5. I assume they were after the resistors of the NWO/Beast/One World Religion/AntiChrist, etc. In another dream, I remember it was night, and I was trying to move through the city unseen, going from back yard to back yard to stay off the road, but it was hard going. I don't think the dreams were related to stress or anything at the time - I was single, lived a simple life, very spiritually close to God and receiving a lot of miracles and insights due to my singular focus and devotion to him in my life at the time. It really was an amazing period in my life.
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One thing we need to remember that Satan comes in peacefully and offering prosperity. There will be chaos in the world/politically, economically, spiritually and educationally/those are the 4 hidden dynasties satan gets through/spiritual influence now on earth. So when he gets here he'll put all this chaos back to order/things he caused. He'll say he is god/all to everyone and in order to be a part of the NWO and recieve the benefits you have to worship him/but you'll think he is Christ. The fallen angels will be all around as well/ever thing of the time of Noah where the fallen angels were having sex with women and created a hybred? I don't know if we'll see all that or have that much time to see the produce/however in the 5th trump right before the 6th trump is blown a few of the fallen angels are released... so who knows we may see child produced?

You will have to have your own way to live without depending or using the NWO system. Just remember too, time has been shortened/go to Rev 9 it tells you the season of the locusts.

We will have to be covert in a way that we can not reveal we know the spirius messiah is not Christ... we have to just say yeah, but know our time is coming/Jacobs trouble and the 10 day tribulation for each one of us and satan can't hurt us. We'll be delivered up to testify allowing the holy spirit to talk through us. We'll be okay and you could have been shown just so you are getting prepared mentally and spiritually.
 Quoting: Kristine



It's called the Hegelian dialectic... cause the problems (oil spill, corp pollution, bank failure fukushima, etc), twist whose responsible (blame it on humans) then bring in the solution... (nwo slave system)

:)

Thanks for the thread!

Have you seen Ken Peters prophetic vision on youtube? You might find it interesting...

be well!

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No I haven't seen Ken Peters youtube videos. I'll go check it out. Thanks!
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Re: Update on vision I posted - when I was 6 years old.
Well I listen and you piqued my ear, but we are to test and confirm too right?

Yeah it's the planet, or at least the timing of it and the fireballs I am struggling with. I'd think that kind of planetary cleansing would come at the very end and not at the sixth trump.
 Quoting: Brogan


I struggled with the planet thing as well and searched the scriptures and the only thing that I could think of was the time of Noah and what did cause the physical change to cause the flood.

With the main vision Jesus took the earth, one hand on one side and the other hand on the other side. He tilted it from left to right/about 3 times then there was a pause/then he tipped it completely upside down then back up and walked back to where I was standing. As we watched the earth tilted back to the right from which it was before.

In this I believe the tilting is what the planet causes/maybe a great shaking. When the earth is tipped upside down and comes back and goes back to where it was/I believe is the return of Christ on the 7th trump/a poleshift and resetting for the millenium period, since we'll be in our spiritual bodies.

To me that makes a ton of sense.
 Quoting: Kristine


I'll have to take a closer look at the shaking to see what fits.

It is interesting you mention the dual meaning
of things. Rev 9:2 Smoke from the pit. With all the magnetosphere jostling its not just the arab world that is swarming but my senses pick up also spiritual darkness swarming as well. There is a lot of dark spiritual activity lately and it seems to be picking up more and more.

Edit: you must be tired from answering posts all night. lol
 Quoting: Brogan


Yes, the duality. Jesus speaks of the Great Warning as the
spiritual shaking up of our hearts, minds and souls.

message to Pelianito

October 14, 2012

The shaking must come before the souls will be ready…

Haggai 2:6-7
For thus says the LORD of hosts: One moment yet, a little while, and I will shake the heavens and the earth, the sea and the dry land. I will shake all the nations, and the treasures of all the nations will come in, and I will fill this house with glory, says the LORD of hosts.


“My dear ones, if you knew with what joy I anticipate the glorious fulfillment of my plan, you would cease to be afraid. For what is the treasure of the nations but the beautiful souls who will flock to the Church after being shaken to the core? The shaking must come before the souls will be ready. Then rejoice with me that the time is near! Fulfill your mission in these last days—your mission to pray for souls. It is only when my house is filled with the treasure of the nations that my heart will find rest on earth. My Spirit hovers over the earth seeking a resting place. Open you hearts my children! Let your Beloved find rest in you. Then your mission will be fulfilled in peace and joy. Open your hearts my children! I am so very near.”

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Time is near and a great shaking and possibly a higher dimension will be here with the 6th trump. Even a higher one in the 7th when Christ returns/being brought back to our spiritual bodies and shedding off the flesh. What an awesome time we live in!
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Amazing how all of these posters just filled this thread with dreams they've had over the years, which are very similar to what the op is saying. God speaks through total strangers like this all with the same message to confirm it's truth.
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Yes this is true, some are given visions, some messages. I find it very interesting that so many people seem to have visions, messages etc. that they received when they were very young, but didn’t make any sense until they were quite older. I received a message in a very vivid dream on the eve of my 18th Birthday. The one who gave me the message said I would not remember it until it was time, but he left me with a key I could not forget. 37 years later I started to remember the message he gave me.

Michael.
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You're not going to keep us in suspense, are you?


If you tell one, I'll tell one:)
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Ah, another message to a Protestant prophet. This is the
Great Warning
. One end time for everyone. God has one
plan. Alleluia, soon, we will all believe the same. Do
not reject, run from this fact. Our Lord's prayer to father,
rememeber? It's going to be fulfilled. You and me, we will finally understand the fullness of God's plan. Pray,
pray, pray.

Reposted today at [link to openheaven.com]

Elaine Tavolacci

8/26/12

"The Awe Of God"


This morning as I was driving in my car playing worship music, I was suddenly caught up in a cloud of glory. I thought to myself, this is the "awe of God". The presence of the Holy Spirit was so intense that I pulled my car over to the side of the road to record this incredible word that I received from the Lord.

The Lord says, I am about to visit My people in ways that will astound them. I am about to release My awe in your lives and manifest Myself among you in ways that you have not yet known. The level of My glory will even amaze many believers as well as the unbelievers. I will bring those of you who know Me to a greater level, and multitudes who don't know Me will also be swept into the kingdom. Shake off all spiritual lethargy and prepare your hearts for this spiritual awakening. Throw off anything that would restrain you so that will not be hindered from receiving all that is available to you. Don't allow old wine skins to get in the way of receiving the new wine that is being distributed. Prepare yourself for the awe that I am about to release. Listen for My voice. Those who are listening will recognize My voice throughout the daytime as well as during the night. I will speak in visions and dreams to those who have ears to hear and eyes to see. Allow Me to abide in your midst, walk with you and talk with you. A personal relationship with Me such as Enoch had is achievable. To be led by faith just as Abraham was is possible. To receive revelation as men and women of old received is available. This is a new season when you will no longer question Me, because you will see a greater dimension of My power. You will experience a greater level of miracles, signs and wonders in your midst. My prophets will speak My words with accuracy and authority to bring change, set free, deliver and as well as release creative miracles.

I will visit you in the secret place. I will visit you as you are worshiping Me in Spirit and in truth. I will visit you as you are are pressing in through prayer and interceding for others. Your voices have always been heard on high and you will soon know this without a doubt. Trust Me when you are in the lions den to shut the mouths of the lions. For those of you who have continued to contend through difficult times without wavering and have not fainted in the fires of affliction, your day of breakthrough is right before you. For many of you who have feared death through sickness and terminal illnesses, you shall live and not die and declare My works as you experience My glory in a new way. Don't fear the supernatural realm. Don't resist My glory and don't quench My Spirit. Never settle for less than what I am offering. As you allow Me into your churches you will receive a new and fresh outpouring. As you surrender your life, you will be amazed at what I will do in and through you. Submit your life totally to Me, resist the enemy, don't be moved by what you see in the natural because the days of awe are imminent says The Lord.
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I think of the Latter day rain along with the two witnesses. We will have to rely on Father when all this comes down. I believe we could be warned through the holy spirit and or an angel/but we will know for sure and be guided along our path. The out pouring of the latter day rain is now/I truly believe this as knowledge has increased greatly with a lot of christians seeking the true knowledge. It's an awesome place to be.
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Kristine, have you seen the movie The Road?

When you mentioned that the sun goes out or away or something and the random earthquakes, I thought of the movie The Road. In the movie there are few people, little sunlight, and random quakes.
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I haven't seen the movie, is it on NetFlix or Amazon? I use internet streaming these days. I don't like the polution of regular television and all the ads.

I believe there will be the earthquakes such as birth pangs/then the large one with the 6th trump but afterwards we'll probably won't have very many eq's/but things will be settled down a bit/until Christ's return. Also think that the 2 witnesses will be here and who knows what they will bring down? Plagues such in Egypt... I hope I'll be able to see everything.
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Amazing how all of these posters just filled this thread with dreams they've had over the years, which are very similar to what the op is saying. God speaks through total strangers like this all with the same message to confirm it's truth.
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I was just saying the same thing you said in another comment. We will all be mentally prepared then and spiritually we'll have to continue to read and study the bible to get all of our oil in our lamps.
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When I was young. I had a dream of meteorites hitting the earth. Each one about the size of a large beach ball.
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Fireballs are going to hit the earth. The ones I saw where bigger but it would vary I'm sure and your location. We are already seeing the beginning with the events that happened this week so far. They just entered into our atmosphere but the ones I saw will hit the earth, smack down.
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I had a dream about a week ago, where meteors wer striking the earth, first one cam down gradually increasing, I was panicked as I felt I needed to be. Witness to my family members that Jesus was about to return...


I also have had prophetic dreams, I had a dream about a large tsunami about a week before the Japan quake and tsunami March 2011.
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Wow... I was thinking what will it look like when Satan is cast down along with the fallen angels? Will they come in ships like Ezekiel saw or resembled? What type of miracle will seem to be happening during this? Perhaps with the quake we won't notice... and then he emerges from Euphrates... There is also a knew energy I don't know if you've seen it but it's called Keshe Foundation that works on electromagnetic/magnetic energy. I believe Satan will use that energy for his miracles in part.
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I had dreams about 21 years ago of end times (in my early 20's) - I remember running with others, sometimes trying to hide in more rural areas around the city (San Diego is like that in a lot of places, canyons and such interspersed with city). I read what you said here about there being no place to hide, and that seemed to be the feeling in my dream. I was with a dark haired child, maybe my youngest son - and we ran until we were at the edge of water and a dock, and they had caught up with us. I just had this resolve that our fate was sealed, but it was alright. The holy spirit came over me in the dream and I began to speak this scripture: For there is one God and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus - 1 Timothy 2:5. I assume they were after the resistors of the NWO/Beast/One World Religion/AntiChrist, etc. In another dream, I remember it was night, and I was trying to move through the city unseen, going from back yard to back yard to stay off the road, but it was hard going. I don't think the dreams were related to stress or anything at the time - I was single, lived a simple life, very spiritually close to God and receiving a lot of miracles and insights due to my singular focus and devotion to him in my life at the time. It really was an amazing period in my life.
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One thing we need to remember that Satan comes in peacefully and offering prosperity. There will be chaos in the world/politically, economically, spiritually and educationally/those are the 4 hidden dynasties satan gets through/spiritual influence now on earth. So when he gets here he'll put all this chaos back to order/things he caused. He'll say he is god/all to everyone and in order to be a part of the NWO and recieve the benefits you have to worship him/but you'll think he is Christ. The fallen angels will be all around as well/ever thing of the time of Noah where the fallen angels were having sex with women and created a hybred? I don't know if we'll see all that or have that much time to see the produce/however in the 5th trump right before the 6th trump is blown a few of the fallen angels are released... so who knows we may see child produced?

You will have to have your own way to live without depending or using the NWO system. Just remember too, time has been shortened/go to Rev 9 it tells you the season of the locusts.

We will have to be covert in a way that we can not reveal we know the spirius messiah is not Christ... we have to just say yeah, but know our time is coming/Jacobs trouble and the 10 day tribulation for each one of us and satan can't hurt us. We'll be delivered up to testify allowing the holy spirit to talk through us. We'll be okay and you could have been shown just so you are getting prepared mentally and spiritually.
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It's called the Hegelian dialectic... cause the problems (oil spill, corp pollution, bank failure fukushima, etc), twist whose responsible (blame it on humans) then bring in the solution... (nwo slave system)

:)

Thanks for the thread!

Have you seen Ken Peters prophetic vision on youtube? You might find it interesting...

be well!

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Ken's revelation about the camps, the guilotines are
vivid. He saw things at the time that were not present
day.

Ken use to be Roman Catholic. MO, Ken will return
to the faith when Jesus shows him during or soon after
the Great Warning.
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Interesting for sure! All this will make sense when things come to pass/the FEMA camps now being set up/Our leaders who are corrupt and child like/The taxes being raised beyond burdensom/all these things being shown to us now/to reveal more and more bible prophecy. We all work out with God and ourselves. I know when Christ does return every knee will bow and they will confess he is LORD of LORDS and King of Kings!
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Oh, and according to researchers in the ufo field, they already have a hybrid race program well underway... initially, they were not surviving for long, probably because they don't have proper maternal nurturing...

but they might have the kinks worked out by now...

this is a major part of the abduction phenomenon...

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I've been trying to figure out these greys and UFO's. I know God has technology because we read about it in Ezekiel and there are other places throughout the bible/but that is the best example. Satan is going to come saying he is Jesus so he will probably have these when he is kicked out of heaven and cast to earth.

We know in Genesis that a hybred race was made when the fallen angels had sexual relations/they left their own habitation/in Jude/and came down upon women. And as the last days and like Noah, so the endtime. Could it be possible that some of the fallen angels have been loosed/like the bible susggests... just before the sixth trump/seal/vial? Could they be here now. Have you noticed that last year we saw a lot of accounts/especially over the Dome of the Rock.
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I think of the Latter day rain along with the two witnesses. We will have to rely on Father when all this comes down.
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Naw, the witnesses are both out of the picture.

Witness one was being talked to by GOD, and his wife did not believe him and left. So filed for child support, and he did not pay and they put him in jail. Another prisoner made him his sex slave, and now he is into it, and decided that he is going to pursue a relationship there.

The other witness quit his job, and ended up having no money. Then he went to social services, and they did not give him anything. So he was sleeping in his car, and parked in a Church parking lot. The minister caught him, and he told them he was a witness on GOD's land, but the minister called police. When they arrived they noticed he was wearing a red robe, and had very little clothes and said he was a witness, and they they him in a mental hospital and drugged him up. He now thinks he is Obama's brother, even though he is right.

Man, GOD just did not see that one coming.
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It's called the Hegelian dialectic... cause the problems (oil spill, corp pollution, bank failure fukushima, etc), twist whose responsible (blame it on humans) then bring in the solution... (nwo slave system)

:)

Thanks for the thread!

Have you seen Ken Peters prophetic vision on youtube? You might find it interesting...

be well!

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Ken's revelation about the camps, the guilotines are
vivid. He saw things at the time that were not present
day.

Ken use to be Roman Catholic. MO, Ken will return
to the faith when Jesus shows him during or soon after
the Great Warning.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20541213



"return to the faith?" has he left it?

where is Ken these days? keeping a low profile... "he knows too much"

:)

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Well, you don't understand or believe now but you will soon, there is one faith (Ephesians 4:5), Ken left it. One faith, one Church. Roman Catholicism.

Thanks and cute, I appreciate your reply. Kristine is not being very kind. She will not reply to the Catholic and the
Protestant messages from Heaven I've shared. Even though they are the same as what she has been shown. I have asked politely. No discussion. Oh my, the bias.
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But I have replied, aren't you seeing my comments? Or am I seeing your comments late? I don't know but I am trying to answer back.
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When I was 17, I had a dream where I was standing beside, MY FATHER. There was a screen there, and I was watching it.

Let see, trees combusing on fire.
Hot hail scorching the Earth.
Red sun energy scorching the sky.
Everything burning.

And lets see, yeah about a million cube type ships arriving. This was 33 years ago, long before anything like ships were on TV like the BORG.

Yeah, going to be fun fun fun.
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I had a short dream the other night. I was kind of an observer of it all. It was dark out and a high volume of gunfire close by. My sense was, Patriots vs UN troops. Lots of civilians running all over the place. Then these two guys come running down the road carrying AR-15's, wearing light blue uniforms. Running towards the fight. Bigger than Asians. I think they were UN troops. then I woke up. I think it's a snapshot of what's coming down the road. 6-18 months maybe?
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Nothing will be the same as what we have now in America. You could have been shown to mentally perpare. When AC gets here I'm sure all that will end/the chaos. But you'll have to worship the AC to be in society. We can live in society/just have your supplies you'll need.
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America us the AC. It didn't start out that way or maybe it did. But one only need to look back at your reading books and tv commercials where you see the brainwashing of consummerism begins. The family station wagon and vacations are my favorite commericials. The American dream was sold to people here and around the world and it really was just a crock of shit to make a few extremely weathly while the plundered the earth. Our system was based on exploitation and that is what humans have dones throughout history. We were not some great icon we just sold the masses the same old shit to get them into the slave system. Fuck it, I can't wait to see this country implode and the entire global system go down in flames. Everything is out of balance and only a few care about this earth and all its inhabitants. So I have no pity on humans and can't wait for this fucking doom many of you speak of, I included.
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What has happened is Satan's 4 hidden dynasties. Religion, education, politics and money.

By infilterating religion - we get a lot of false teaching in our churches and one verse type of pastors who teach the basic's of basic and never giving you anymore because they don't think you are smart enough to understand it. They take over mega churches and people keep pouring in trying to get the truth and all they get is a pan in front of them to give them more money... and I say for what? They haven't taught you anything.

Education - we can see this clearly these days/introducing socialism, taking out history and calling it social studies, even now they are trying to mark the kids with a chip/as and indoctrination. The public school system is prime targets for these kids to learn the way of the world/elites world and how to live in it. Home schooling is something coming back, a lot of parents have realized. They also took God out of school. They are taking the salutations to the flag. We are being taught not to honor our Father or our country... just a few examples.

Politics/see how Obama got into office. He is clearly of a different agenda than what our forefathers were and represented. That is just a small example/but you look at foreign policies and our outragious spending spree our government is doing. We are being laid to waste here with our child like/immature leaders.

Money - we all can see the currency changing. The value with the QE3 and even talks about QE4 which is the nails in the coffin to our economy... we are being ruined systematically to fit the NWO. To get America lowered and so far in debt to have to accept the NWO.
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Kristine, have you seen the movie The Road?

When you mentioned that the sun goes out or away or something and the random earthquakes, I thought of the movie The Road. In the movie there are few people, little sunlight, and random quakes.
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No I haven't seen it, is it on Netflix or Amazon?
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Ken's revelation about the camps, the guilotines are
vivid. He saw things at the time that were not present
day.

Ken use to be Roman Catholic. MO, Ken will return
to the faith when Jesus shows him during or soon after
the Great Warning.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20541213



"return to the faith?" has he left it?

where is Ken these days? keeping a low profile... "he knows too much"

:)

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Well, you don't understand or believe now but you will soon, there is one faith (Ephesians 4:5), Ken left it. One faith, one Church. Roman Catholicism.

Thanks and cute, I appreciate your reply. Kristine is not being very kind. She will not reply to the Catholic and the
Protestant messages from Heaven I've shared. Even though they are the same as what she has been shown. I have asked politely. No discussion. Oh my, the bias.
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Thanks but not likely! I follow Christ's teachings and don't worry about the rest...

I know Christ told Peter to set up the Catholic Church and I don't have a problem with it personally... I just see it generally corrupting things via jesuits and becoming new age by accepting all faiths as one... it is an institution known by its deeds, which unfortunately are not representing Christ's teachings in many ways...

Most priests don' t even read the Bible, from what I understand...

Christ also told Judas to go and do his fate...

And Ken's prophesy clearly illustrates no need for strict leadership from any church...

people will walk their faith and show great works thereby...

I felt some of this "magical" energy in NYC right after 911... once people really get centered on their true purpose, miracles can happen every day...

until the nwo, according to Ken, step in and round up those who are Christ-centered...

dark times...

:)
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In the millenium Discipline and Teaching, that is the problem with today's churches they do not teach and there is no discipline. The churches have swayed away. It's better to stay out of the churches and study on your own, that way you aren't subject to false teaching. You could go to a church if they taught the truth/but that would mean you'd have to know the word inside and out to find out what they are teaching and if it's wrong. This is one of the four hidden dynasties of Satan/religion. He has crept into the pulpit.
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The old testament was but a fraction of the truth. Today's bible, was twisted by the church and turned into a TOOL OF CONTROL, rather than what its true intended purpose, a guide to keep humanity alive a flowing like cattle on the same path.

Guess what? The time of shedding is coming, and that includes that dusty old tome of corrupted guidance. We have reached the goal in one piece. Now, what happens is what must happen. The souls bent by the tool, obsolete, will be judged. The rest that are open to change, those above the shell of the closed mind, will stand outside and watch as the rest are judged fit to continue or not.
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We have the matziriah to square the truth, as it was intended.
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Amazing how all of these posters just filled this thread with dreams they've had over the years, which are very similar to what the op is saying. God speaks through total strangers like this all with the same message to confirm it's truth.
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Yes this is true, some are given visions, some messages. I find it very interesting that so many people seem to have visions, messages etc. that they received when they were very young, but didn’t make any sense until they were quite older. I received a message in a very vivid dream on the eve of my 18th Birthday. The one who gave me the message said I would not remember it until it was time, but he left me with a key I could not forget. 37 years later I started to remember the message he gave me.

Michael.
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Interesting, was it the Key of David?
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Amazing how all of these posters just filled this thread with dreams they've had over the years, which are very similar to what the op is saying. God speaks through total strangers like this all with the same message to confirm it's truth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18851138

Yes this is true, some are given visions, some messages. I find it very interesting that so many people seem to have visions, messages etc. that they received when they were very young, but didn’t make any sense until they were quite older. I received a message in a very vivid dream on the eve of my 18th Birthday. The one who gave me the message said I would not remember it until it was time, but he left me with a key I could not forget. 37 years later I started to remember the message he gave me.

Michael.
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You're not going to keep us in suspense, are you?


If you tell one, I'll tell one:)
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Hehehe yes we both want to know. =)
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I think of the Latter day rain along with the two witnesses. We will have to rely on Father when all this comes down.
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Naw, the witnesses are both out of the picture.

Witness one was being talked to by GOD, and his wife did not believe him and left. So filed for child support, and he did not pay and they put him in jail. Another prisoner made him his sex slave, and now he is into it, and decided that he is going to pursue a relationship there.

The other witness quit his job, and ended up having no money. Then he went to social services, and they did not give him anything. So he was sleeping in his car, and parked in a Church parking lot. The minister caught him, and he told them he was a witness on GOD's land, but the minister called police. When they arrived they noticed he was wearing a red robe, and had very little clothes and said he was a witness, and they they him in a mental hospital and drugged him up. He now thinks he is Obama's brother, even though he is right.

Man, GOD just did not see that one coming.
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Well on the light side of things.

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