The Lousiana Stinkhole: An explanation as to what could happen without all the scientific jargon. And solution to fix the problem

That big whole that opened up in Louisiana is an actual stinkhole. Yes folks, it's the earth's nether regions, where the sun doesn't shine.

Now think about when a drunk highschool kid will lay on his back, lets bent back and light one of his farts for fun.

Do you see how this catches on fire? No big deal right?

Wrong. Now imagine that same stinkhole, but literally a billion times bigger. Now imagine if God' lights one of those off with a meteor or lightning strike. It will burn just like the highschool kids fart, and that won't be good.

How to fix this problem? Inject 50 million gallons of Beano into the Earth's core. Problem solved!