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I wish to join the David Wilcock fanboys

 
Peter Beter
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I wish to join the David Wilcock fanboys
I am a huge fan of Edg- err, David. I really think he's a positive spiritual influence in the world and every awakened person out there should check him out.

-I'm such a fan, I'm able to be proud of him for escaping his past as a gay-for-pay male escort in San Francisco. That must've been a hard, extremely service-to-self oriented life.

-I'm such a fan, I have stood with him as he faced such great adversity in the form of Edgar Cayce's estate distancing themselves from their reincarnated forebear and even going so far as to call him a fraud.

-I'm such a fan, I'm willing to spend thousands of dollars to follow him on 'tour' and sit through hours of his 'music.' I've also spent many month's paychecks on his books, albums, essays, documentaries and other information products that he is spreading for the good of all humanity. I don't believe the haters who claim that charging for spiritually important information is a sham.

-I'm such a fan, I'm willing to trust that David has a good reason for scheduling his conferences into 2013, as well as publishing a new book in 2013, despite everything he's written about how December 21st will change the world forever and we'll all probably Ascend.

-I'm such a fan, I realize that, in retrospect, his Ascension 2000 site was pretty much dead on, and the Ascension did happen in 2000 as he predicted...it was just on another timeline that the Illuminati split us off from. His new predictions of a 2012 ascension will be right, though!

-I'm such a fan, I admire David for not being afraid to express typically feminine emotions, such as when he cried and snotted all over himself on a radio show after having received death threats from the Illuminati.

-I'm such a fan, I also admire David for capitalizing on the untimely deaths of his personal friends in real life by claiming they were orchestrated by the Illuminati to serve as a warning to him. While many people would see this as a cheap, disrespectful move to lend a false sense of credibility to his stories, I see it as David being brave and calling out the shadow government on their evil.

-I'm such a fan, I also intently follow his colleagues like Ben Fulford, Neil Keenan, and Drake, all of whom have a near-perfect track record (like David) when it comes to predictions coming to fruition.

-I'm such a fan, I'm able to forgive him for causing the splitting up of Project Camelot after his on-again-off-again girlfriend Kerry Cassidy found him in bed with Bill Ryan.

-I'm such a fan, I truly believe him when he says that channeled information is generally false, even though his entire world view and writings are based on channeled information.

-I'm such a fan, I believe David when he says he's also the human incarnation of Ra, the famous channeled alien spirit he so admires - on top of already being the incarnation of Edgar Cayce. With credentials like this, it's impossible to believe that David is just an attention-seeker or a con man, because, after all, Ra was a positively-oriented soul group that would never lie for personal gain.

As you can see, I'm quite a fan of David. I truly believe in the divinity of his work here on Earth. Now that I've proven myself as being in David's corner beyond a shadow of a doubt, I'd like to be admitted to his elusive GLP Fan Club.

Is there a secret handshake or something I should know? Do we meet under the local bridge, by the rusted-out 1940s pick-up truck, at midnight every second Tuesday of the month?
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Re: I wish to join the David Wilcock fanboys
I would like to join for the same reasons...
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10/19/2012 03:55 PM
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Re: I wish to join the David Wilcock fanboys
-I'm such a fan, I'm able to forgive him for causing the splitting up of Project Camelot after his on-again-off-again girlfriend Kerry Cassidy found him in bed with Bill Ryan.

-Is there a secret handshake or something I should know? Do we meet under the local bridge, by the rusted-out 1940s pick-up truck, at midnight every second Tuesday of the month?
 Quoting: Peter Beter 1277549


So what if David is gay? And yeah, he did get caught with Bill Ryan in bed and yes, it did cause a stir. But that was all due to Kerry being insecure.

No we don't meet by an old truck or whatever. We usually meet in David's private meditation chambers. FYI this is a male only club, no females allowed. Contact Fanboy Flaaaaash about signing up.
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10/19/2012 03:57 PM
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Re: I wish to join the David Wilcock fanboys
All true OP! I also admire the way David uses his amazing & flawless future-predicting abilities to the greater benefit of mankind.

Think of all the money he could make in Las Vegas or by taking part in lotteries! Instead he gives us uncannily precise predictions about disclosure and the imminent arrests of The Cabal! The sheer selflessness of it all!

I also have no problem with the way he dumped Wynn Free and Project Camelot once they outlived their usefulness to him.

I mean, he has a book deal, a movie deal and an upcomming TV-show! Why should he continue to hang out with lowlives, who will never be as famous, smart & pretty as he is?
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All true OP! I also admire the way David uses his amazing & flawless future-predicting abilities to the greater benefit of mankind.

Think of all the money he could make in Las Vegas or by taking part in lotteries! Instead he gives us uncannily precise predictions about disclosure and the imminent arrests of The Cabal! The sheer selflessness of it all!

I also have no problem with the way he dumped Wynn Free and Project Camelot once they outlived their usefulness to him.

I mean, he has a book deal, a movie deal and an upcomming TV-show! Why should he continue to hang out with lowlives, who will never be as famous, smart & pretty as he is?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1689623


I agree, David shouldn't hang with those who are lower than him. He is so sexy with those dreamy golden locks!
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10/22/2012 09:30 AM
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Re: I wish to join the David Wilcock fanboys
Wilcock is DREAMY!
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Re: I wish to join the David Wilcock fanboys
I am a huge fan of Edg- err, David. I really think he's a positive spiritual influence in the world and every awakened person out there should check him out.

-I'm such a fan, I'm able to be proud of him for escaping his past as a gay-for-pay male escort in San Francisco. That must've been a hard, extremely service-to-self oriented life.

-I'm such a fan, I have stood with him as he faced such great adversity in the form of Edgar Cayce's estate distancing themselves from their reincarnated forebear and even going so far as to call him a fraud.

-I'm such a fan, I'm willing to spend thousands of dollars to follow him on 'tour' and sit through hours of his 'music.' I've also spent many month's paychecks on his books, albums, essays, documentaries and other information products that he is spreading for the good of all humanity. I don't believe the haters who claim that charging for spiritually important information is a sham.

-I'm such a fan, I'm willing to trust that David has a good reason for scheduling his conferences into 2013, as well as publishing a new book in 2013, despite everything he's written about how December 21st will change the world forever and we'll all probably Ascend.

-I'm such a fan, I realize that, in retrospect, his Ascension 2000 site was pretty much dead on, and the Ascension did happen in 2000 as he predicted...it was just on another timeline that the Illuminati split us off from. His new predictions of a 2012 ascension will be right, though!

-I'm such a fan, I admire David for not being afraid to express typically feminine emotions, such as when he cried and snotted all over himself on a radio show after having received death threats from the Illuminati.

-I'm such a fan, I also admire David for capitalizing on the untimely deaths of his personal friends in real life by claiming they were orchestrated by the Illuminati to serve as a warning to him. While many people would see this as a cheap, disrespectful move to lend a false sense of credibility to his stories, I see it as David being brave and calling out the shadow government on their evil.

-I'm such a fan, I also intently follow his colleagues like Ben Fulford, Neil Keenan, and Drake, all of whom have a near-perfect track record (like David) when it comes to predictions coming to fruition.

-I'm such a fan, I'm able to forgive him for causing the splitting up of Project Camelot after his on-again-off-again girlfriend Kerry Cassidy found him in bed with Bill Ryan.

-I'm such a fan, I truly believe him when he says that channeled information is generally false, even though his entire world view and writings are based on channeled information.

-I'm such a fan, I believe David when he says he's also the human incarnation of Ra, the famous channeled alien spirit he so admires - on top of already being the incarnation of Edgar Cayce. With credentials like this, it's impossible to believe that David is just an attention-seeker or a con man, because, after all, Ra was a positively-oriented soul group that would never lie for personal gain.

As you can see, I'm quite a fan of David. I truly believe in the divinity of his work here on Earth. Now that I've proven myself as being in David's corner beyond a shadow of a doubt, I'd like to be admitted to his elusive GLP Fan Club.

Is there a secret handshake or something I should know? Do we meet under the local bridge, by the rusted-out 1940s pick-up truck, at midnight every second Tuesday of the month?
 Quoting: Peter Beter 1277549


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11/08/2012 03:17 PM
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Re: I wish to join the David Wilcock fanboys
Wilcock is DREAMY!
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OP-->sideways<--Wilcock
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Re: I wish to join the David Wilcock fanboys
Wilcock is DREAMY!
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OP-->sideways<--Wilcock
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26282771


Looks like OP got COCKED as David 'ascended' with him.
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Re: I wish to join the David Wilcock fanboys
Wilcock is DREAMY!
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OP-->sideways<--Wilcock
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26282771


Looks like OP got COCKED as David 'ascended' with him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


ROFL!!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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11/30/2012 09:29 AM
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Re: I wish to join the David Wilcock fanboys
Wilcock is DREAMY!
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OP-->sideways<--Wilcock
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26282771


Looks like OP got COCKED as David 'ascended' with him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


ROFL!!!!
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


DON'T GET COCKED
Thor's Hamster

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12/11/2012 08:29 PM
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Re: I wish to join the David Wilcock fanboys
Prepare for the initiation. You have health insurance, right? Does it cover "accidents" involving small rodents?
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/11/2012 08:35 PM
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Prepare for the initiation. You have health insurance, right? Does it cover "accidents" involving small rodents?
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


hopefully it's double coverage for gerbils

1rof1
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Re: I wish to join the David Wilcock fanboys
Prepare for the initiation. You have health insurance, right? Does it cover "accidents" involving small rodents?
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


hopefully it's double coverage for gerbils

1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25722285


lol
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Peter Beter (OP)
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12/11/2012 09:03 PM
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Re: I wish to join the David Wilcock fanboys
Update:

I am now a member of the Wilcock fan boys, after much pleading on my part.

It's going much better than I expected. Every week we get together for a variety of activities:

-Acting out our favorite scenes from Ancient Aliens
-Discussing David's wit and wisdom
-Holding a lottery to see who'll win free tickets to David's next stop
-Group meditations to manifest a monument to David in the middle of Banff National Park
-Brainstorming how to better lead Service-to-David, err, Service-to-Others oriented lifestyles

I'm having a blast, and some nights, while in the ecstatic throes of an all-male orgy, I think to myself, "This must be what the next density feels like."
Thor's Hamster

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12/11/2012 09:05 PM
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Re: I wish to join the David Wilcock fanboys
Update:

I am now a member of the Wilcock fan boys, after much pleading on my part.

It's going much better than I expected. Every week we get together for a variety of activities:

-Acting out our favorite scenes from Ancient Aliens
-Discussing David's wit and wisdom
-Holding a lottery to see who'll win free tickets to David's next stop
-Group meditations to manifest a monument to David in the middle of Banff National Park
-Brainstorming how to better lead Service-to-David, err, Service-to-Others oriented lifestyles

I'm having a blast, and some nights, while in the ecstatic throes of an all-male orgy, I think to myself, "This must be what the next density feels like."
 Quoting: Peter Beter 1277549


laughlaughlaugh
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: I wish to join the David Wilcock fanboys
Update:

I am now a member of the Wilcock fan boys, after much pleading on my part.

It's going much better than I expected. Every week we get together for a variety of activities:

-Acting out our favorite scenes from Ancient Aliens
-Discussing David's wit and wisdom
-Holding a lottery to see who'll win free tickets to David's next stop
-Group meditations to manifest a monument to David in the middle of Banff National Park
-Brainstorming how to better lead Service-to-David, err, Service-to-Others oriented lifestyles

I'm having a blast, and some nights, while in the ecstatic throes of an all-male orgy, I think to myself, "This must be what the next density feels like."
 Quoting: Peter Beter 1277549


laughlaughlaugh
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


AWESOME!!!

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