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I'm an Templar Illuminati reptilian Alien from the Bloodline of Jesus - Ask me anything

 
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I'm an Templar Illuminati reptilian Alien from the Bloodline of Jesus - Ask me anything
For realz
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How far can you walk while clenching a pencil between your butt cheeks ?
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Do you like cats, op?
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How far can you walk while clenching a pencil between your butt cheeks ?
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I once walked the circumference of the farthest star of Orion with a pencil, a cherry and the lost books of mose in my butt cheeks.
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Do you like cats, op?
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Not at all.
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why are you pennyless ??
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For realz
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Should I wear the red tie or the navy blue tie?
Shillin' like a Villain.
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why are you pennyless ??
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Because a being such of myself needs no money.

Also, I made some entrepreneurial adventures that did not work in my favor. But I at least tried the best I could.
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When will ascension take place?
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How far can you walk while clenching a pencil between your butt cheeks ?
 Quoting: !saac


I once walked the circumference of the farthest star of Orion with a pencil, a cherry and the lost books of mose in my butt cheeks.
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That's impressive, I'm still trying to get all the way around the block my house is on.
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For realz
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Should I wear the red tie or the navy blue tie?
 Quoting: SkepticalWordSmith


Red tie if think romney is cool, blue if obama is cool.
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why are you pennyless ??
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Because a being such of myself needs no money.

Also, I made some entrepreneurial adventures that did not work in my favor. But I at least tried the best I could.
 Quoting: Pennyless


do you eat ?? meaning if so, how is your food provided ??
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How far can you walk while clenching a pencil between your butt cheeks ?
 Quoting: !saac


I once walked the circumference of the farthest star of Orion with a pencil, a cherry and the lost books of mose in my butt cheeks.
 Quoting: Pennyless


That's impressive, I'm still trying to get all the way around the block my house is on.
 Quoting: !saac


If you continue to worship my kind, you will soon have the butt cheeks of Hercules the Defiant!
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When will ascension take place?
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The 37th of Octomese, year 7851
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i just wonder what is my future hold for human kind? write back.
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How many drugs are you currently on?

And more importantly—will you share?
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For realz
 Quoting: Pennyless


Should I wear the red tie or the navy blue tie?
 Quoting: SkepticalWordSmith


Red tie if think romney is cool, blue if obama is cool.
 Quoting: Pennyless


What if I think they are both douche bags?
Shillin' like a Villain.
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How many drugs are you currently on?

And more importantly—will you share?
 Quoting: AGC


Your question was better than mine....
Shillin' like a Villain.
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why are you pennyless ??
 Quoting: Sugarelf


Because a being such of myself needs no money.

Also, I made some entrepreneurial adventures that did not work in my favor. But I at least tried the best I could.
 Quoting: Pennyless


do you eat ?? meaning if so, how is your food provided ??
 Quoting: Sugarelf


We consume the souls of ewoks.
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why are you pennyless ??
 Quoting: Sugarelf


Because a being such of myself needs no money.

Also, I made some entrepreneurial adventures that did not work in my favor. But I at least tried the best I could.
 Quoting: Pennyless


do you eat ?? meaning if so, how is your food provided ??
 Quoting: Sugarelf


We consume the souls of ewoks.
 Quoting: Pennyless


Mmmmmm.... ewok.....
Shillin' like a Villain.
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How many drugs are you currently on?

And more importantly—will you share?
 Quoting: AGC


Unfortunately no, but if I had some I would gladly share.
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For realz
 Quoting: Pennyless


Should I wear the red tie or the navy blue tie?
 Quoting: SkepticalWordSmith


Red tie if think romney is cool, blue if obama is cool.
 Quoting: Pennyless


What if I think they are both douche bags?
 Quoting: SkepticalWordSmith


Then vote for gary johnson (wish I could)
and wear a purple tie

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How many drugs are you currently on?

And more importantly—will you share?
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Your question was better than mine....
 Quoting: SkepticalWordSmith


All questions are of equal value to the entity that has all the answers!

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why are you pennyless ??
 Quoting: Sugarelf


Because a being such of myself needs no money.

Also, I made some entrepreneurial adventures that did not work in my favor. But I at least tried the best I could.
 Quoting: Pennyless


do you eat ?? meaning if so, how is your food provided ??
 Quoting: Sugarelf


We consume the souls of ewoks.
 Quoting: Pennyless


lol.... hf
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How far can you walk while clenching a pencil between your butt cheeks ?
 Quoting: !saac


I once walked the circumference of the farthest star of Orion with a pencil, a cherry and the lost books of mose in my butt cheeks.
 Quoting: Pennyless


That's impressive, I'm still trying to get all the way around the block my house is on.
 Quoting: !saac


If you continue to worship my kind, you will soon have the butt cheeks of Hercules the Defiant!
 Quoting: Pennyless


It's not that I don't have a great ass already, I don't just don't have the incredible experience of holding large objects with it like you do.
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I once walked the circumference of the farthest star of Orion with a pencil, a cherry and the lost books of mose in my butt cheeks.
 Quoting: Pennyless


That's impressive, I'm still trying to get all the way around the block my house is on.
 Quoting: !saac


If you continue to worship my kind, you will soon have the butt cheeks of Hercules the Defiant!
 Quoting: Pennyless


It's not that I don't have a great ass already, I don't just don't have the incredible experience of holding large objects with it like you do.
 Quoting: !saac


lol

My kind is great at taking it in the rear, we have millennias of practice

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i just wonder what is my future hold for human kind? write back.
 Quoting: Secretman381 25910792


The same thing as always. Mankind will reach a pinnacle of technology and destroy itself. The few survivors will lose knowledge and return to a primitive way. Then in 15,000 years they will reach a pinnacle again and destroy themselves. Ad infinitum
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i just wonder what is my future hold for human kind? write back.
 Quoting: Secretman381 25910792


The same thing as always. Mankind will reach a pinnacle of technology and destroy itself. The few survivors will lose knowledge and return to a primitive way. Then in 15,000 years they will reach a pinnacle again and destroy themselves. Ad infinitum
 Quoting: Pennyless


how do we change it self from destory it? i also wonder what will happen in 2012 i read the bible said that what will happen but will there be a UFO reveal to all the planet earth?


write back.
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i just wonder what is my future hold for human kind? write back.
 Quoting: Secretman381 25910792


The same thing as always. Mankind will reach a pinnacle of technology and destroy itself. The few survivors will lose knowledge and return to a primitive way. Then in 15,000 years they will reach a pinnacle again and destroy themselves. Ad infinitum
 Quoting: Pennyless


how do we change it self from destory it? i also wonder what will happen in 2012 i read the bible said that what will happen but will there be a UFO reveal to all the planet earth?


write back.
 Quoting: Secretman381 25910792


Maybe we can't? Maybe that is the only answer. That is just how it works. A sad thought, absolutely. But wouldn't that be interesting if that was just the way it was and always will be?

Have you read Moby Dick? Moby Dick talks about a giant white beast from the depths. I interpret that to mean that Buddha will come back on Jesus' shoulders, spreading lollipops and farts around the world to all the good little boys and girls. Then everyone will forever re-enact the first Battle of Antietum.

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Because a being such of myself needs no money.

Also, I made some entrepreneurial adventures that did not work in my favor. But I at least tried the best I could.
 Quoting: Pennyless


do you eat ?? meaning if so, how is your food provided ??
 Quoting: Sugarelf


We consume the souls of ewoks.
 Quoting: Pennyless


lol.... hf
 Quoting: Sugarelf


Thanks for the flowers. You and your family will be spared.

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