Here's How Much Money Romney Will Save By Killing Big Bird

So if "we the people" fund big bird. We should get the profits from sales of toys and copyrighted products. All this money is going into someone's pockets. Follow the money!

One has to question the mental stability of Liberals.

We are 16 trillion in debt, and they are upset at the idea of cutting a subsidy that the head of PBS has said that they don't need.

They won't even cut the littlest thing now, how will they react where the money is all gone???

For half a Billion dollars I'd choke Big Bird with his fuckin scarf and eat him with farva beans and a nice ciante...

the nation is broke and for sure, sesame street hasnt helped in keeping children from being stupid,
Pull all funding for PBS and NPR, which are in the end liberal indoctrination centers

Helping to perpetuate REAL politics right there...aren't ya?

Big Bird. I am literally watching GROWN PEOPLE argue over big bird.

Do you guys realize how much of a joke you are to the elite?

Romney said it best during his "roast of Obama," which, if you ask me...was more of a "roast" of the public at large because they weren't swift enough to understand the underlying message of the joke.

Here's what he said... "People seem to be very curious as to how we prepare for the debates. Let me tell you what I do...First, refrain from alcohol for 65 years before the debate, 2nd, find the biggest available STRAW MAN and attack him mercilessly. Big Bird never saw it coming."
He literally waved it in front of your faces...a straw man argument. And...what is the USUAL motive for developing a "straw man" argument? --I leave that to YOU to understand in terms of implications.

The audience LAUGHED their asses off. I'll give you a hint as to why...

These debates are nothing more than cuts and edits played as fodder for the masses in the largest ongoing cartoon ever developed. In effect...they REALIZE that the masses aren't too bright. Its entertaining for them to watch the reactions that they get for the stuff that they present you with.

Most of you guys aren't even AWARE that everything is pre-planned before hand...all the way down to the little, petty insults. You guys sit around and argue about "WHO OWNED WHOM at the debates," as if your owners are in the background saying "That's a GOOD boy, you go GET 'EM."

The bank that funds EACH of these guys is the candidate who is going to win...that bank is known as "Goldman and Sachs."

I know that this is a VERY uncomfortable FACT which doesn't gain much popularity around here. You guys won't let something as silly and inconvenient as THE TRUTH get in the way of your bickering on which Fascist candidate has the right color.

Have you guys ever thought about how you appear from an "outside perspective?" I know that this is going to be a VERY hard concept for many of you to understand for a couple of reasons, but, let's just say you were an ADVANCED species from a different solar system and you were running about checking on "intelligent life." --What would be your assessment of yourselves on a Universal scale? -Try and be realistic about this instead of automatically moving towards cynicism. What kind of grade would you actually give this particular civilization?

I would call it a complete failure. Why? Because...the monkeys in the cage don't even realize that...THERE'S A CAGE.