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Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"

 
Jaid0gz
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Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
I'm curious as to how you make them feel like shit when they call you a conspiracy 'theorist'... as if you have no knowledge on the subject and as if they are really the smarter one because they believe MSM.
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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
show them this

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Say "sheep" and then do this
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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
Lol, i tell people i am a conspiracy theorist. There is nothing wrong with that at all!?

Why do people think being a conspiracy theorist is bad lol

If politicians didnt lie and bankers didnt commit crimes there would be no conspiracy theorists rofl
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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
shoot 'em down with 'it's not a theory when there are proven facts.'
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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
Normalcy theorist.

It's not nice to want to make someone feel like shit just because you have different points of view.


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Jaid0gz (OP)

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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
It's more the fact they try to prove you stupid because they believe the source with more "background/substance". I'm thinking of a one liner in particular that would have them thinking and enter contemplative thought (theory) that might have them view things differently.

It's not that I'm not proud to believe in conspiracy, it's just that because the MSM likes to pick some of the crazier "fringe" conspiracy theories and elude facts when talking about the larger scaled ones, it makes the sheep believe they are the ones who are right. I know the mechanisms which make people more group minded, and why they do this/why people believe conspiracy 'theorists' are nuts and how the entire population of earth has been psychologically brainwashed to a certain extent...

But being able to sit down and discuss someone who calls you a conspiracy theorist afar is a bit difficult, and even in a close seating arrangement are unlikely to be able to absorb information. When I talk to my mum about 9/11 she says things like 'you're so negative' and 'you're just like your dad' as if that's a bad thing (we believe in the conspiracies with substance etc.) and then often says things like 'everything's a conspiracy theory isn't it' and then she laughs and makes fun of me. But if I tried to talk to her about the group mentality and psychological conditioning she doesn't want to know about it...
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Show the who owns the media and what other companies and governments they own.

Meh, I give up. Some people never want to wake up. End of story.
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REALIST
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That's just Cynical

lol
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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
Conspiracy theory often becomes conspiracy fact, sinking of the Maine, Gulf of Tonkin, Iraq WMDs to name a few.
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10/20/2012 08:19 AM
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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
should call it 'crime theorist'
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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
shoot 'em down with 'it's not a theory when there are proven facts.'
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This, or show them how the G'ment lies in other cases, and make them usually walk away with a "I cant believe it" look on their face.

ie fuel tax and current state of AU roads, or how they lie before being elected.
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should call it 'crime theorist'
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Or just realist.
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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
Take it as a compliment, just say "thank you" and move about your day.

The way I see it, we know what we know. We are sure about what we know, in as much as it aligns with our own personal logic and reasoning. Why take this compliment any other way? Someone just told you that you have beliefs that aren't with in the mainstream, a non sarcastic "thank you" will help them out of their paradigm much faster than fueling a fire.
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10/20/2012 08:26 AM
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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
Considering that I give no merit to theories and work only with facts, I would say that I am more of a Conspiracy Worker.

I would then have to pose to them that one would have to ask themselves why conspiracy and theory are so often associated with one another psychologically.
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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
Im not a consiracy theorist. I am a conspiracy realist. Conspiracies really do happen. I don't need to make someone else feel like shit for not believing, but only a fool would think that the hugely powerful people who run the world don't "conspire" to keep and increase their power and control.
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"Critical thinking is for the brave."
”It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” - Aristotle
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10/20/2012 08:31 AM
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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
people are brainwashed into a dichotomy that cannot be resolved.

for instance, when i bring up something 'conspiratorial', many a response is, 'the govt would tell us or it would be on the news.'

but then, when you show them the govt admitting chemtrails and spraying of populations, they just brush it off like the govt didnt just tell them, which was what they supposedly wanted....

still on the spraying thing, even former fbi chief ted gunderson said they have to stop spraying (then died). is he high enough to warrant 'being told'?

so in summation, a sheep says the govt would tell them but when the govt tells them they think the govts are liars.
pretty fucked up huh?
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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
I do not care what other people think of me. They're usually not even worth talking to really if they would be so closed minded to try and put you down because you think of a theory.
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10/20/2012 08:34 AM
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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
The only opinion that really holds any merit in my life is that of my dog, and he is always approving.
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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
call them a sheep then apologise while telling them "shh, go back to sleep" granny
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That's just Cynical

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or that just BECOMES TRUE, when you get ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF INFO ;D
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I feed them to the greys.
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Jaid0gz (OP)

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10/20/2012 08:42 AM
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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
This is why I put all of my 'theories' (or most of them anyway) in apostrophe's, because they are conspiracy facts in my book, at least due to the enormous amount of evidence that the normalcy has no light on.

The thing is guys, it's too hard to sit down and have a logical discussion with someone when they keep making jokes with their friends around you etc. Or if they do it from a distance and you have to say a one liner to not look pathetic and weak...
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OP, it is a matter of social programming that you're fingering against and it is a bitch to fight against so my advice would be not to fight against it but rather to get to know more about the human psyche and the social effects society has on it.

Work smarter, not harder.

And you'll be far more effective when you learn to like yourself.


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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
people are brainwashed into a dichotomy that cannot be resolved.

for instance, when i bring up something 'conspiratorial', many a response is, 'the govt would tell us or it would be on the news.'

but then, when you show them the govt admitting chemtrails and spraying of populations, they just brush it off like the govt didnt just tell them, which was what they supposedly wanted....

still on the spraying thing, even former fbi chief ted gunderson said they have to stop spraying (then died). is he high enough to warrant 'being told'?

so in summation, a sheep says the govt would tell them but when the govt tells them they think the govts are liars.
pretty fucked up huh?
 Quoting: superfluous moon 25947318


It's definitely weird how they won't even accept research and admissions under oath from the experts and powers they otherwise trust. There's a definite pre-programmed in blinder there.
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10/20/2012 09:13 AM
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"You can call me a conspiracy theorist when I can call you a COINCIDENCE THEORIST."

A famous conspiracy theorist once said that. Do not remember his name.

Still--------------------gvreat response. Indeed.rockonrockon
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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
people are brainwashed into a dichotomy that cannot be resolved.

for instance, when i bring up something 'conspiratorial', many a response is, 'the govt would tell us or it would be on the news.'

but then, when you show them the govt admitting chemtrails and spraying of populations, they just brush it off like the govt didnt just tell them, which was what they supposedly wanted....

still on the spraying thing, even former fbi chief ted gunderson said they have to stop spraying (then died). is he high enough to warrant 'being told'?

so in summation, a sheep says the govt would tell them but when the govt tells them they think the govts are liars.
pretty fucked up huh?
 Quoting: superfluous moon 25947318


Solvable---------------do not trust your government. EVER.
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Re: Your comeback to someone calling you a "conspiracy theorist"
I'm curious as to how you make them feel like shit when they call you a conspiracy 'theorist'... as if you have no knowledge on the subject and as if they are really the smarter one because they believe MSM.
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You are what you are, are you not? Accept it, accept their position, and move on. No need for comebacks, both of your realities are correct due to you two being individuals.

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