POLL: Which pundit will commit on-air suicide on MSNBC when the Muslim loses on Nov. 6th?

How about a Rev. Jim Jones moment???

We will discover the "tingle" in Matthews' leg was actually caused by a shorted microphone cable, which electrocutes him after he pisses his pants in the middle of Obama's concession speech.

Rachel Maddow will refuse to leave her dressing room and do her show, asking her girlfriend to squeeze her thighs hard enough to cut off all of Maddow's air, suffocating her.

Ed Schultz will scream on his show Obama would have won if MSNBC had just given his show more promotional time before the election. Ed will run to his car during commercial break, returning to the studio election night with a five-gallon can of gas and a lit torch...trip...and set himself on fire when the can spills.

Sharpton will be found hanging in his dressing room. A note will be attached to his suit saying "Romney did this!". Tawana Brawley will say she saw the whole thing. Jesse Jackson will interview, saying "Al was found hanging in his room. No one here could predict the doom. As Obama enters his final days. We should fear coming Republican days".

O'Donnell will challenge Romney's son to a "no time limit, no holds barred, steel cage death match" live on MSNBC. While ranting and raving on the subway ride to the match, he will be put into a choke hold from behind by a WWE celebrity and piss his pants as he's thrown off the subway.

Obama isn't a Muslim. I think you may be confusing Obama with another guy with a similar name, except for one letter.

Obama is a Christian. He worships in a Christian church and says Christian prayers. He is trying not to offend Muslims but that doesn't make him one.

I was hoping someone would do this.

What! No all of the above choice?

Ohhh good grief - are you really that stupid????

I read some stupid BS on here but... really???

At best he is an atheist - he is definitely not a Christian. He is just politically savvy enough to know to say he's anything other than Christian makes him unelectable in American politics. I don't see that changing anytime soon. Maybe one day, but certainly not in this election.

I know you'll red karma me but seriously could not let you get away with this one...

So very, very ignorant...

I read some stupid bs on here too. Like your post.

One name missing in the survey was Toure (too-ray) on MSNBC. His picture should be next to the word "racist" in Webster's Dictionary. I expect him to bring a firearm to the studio and start shooting white people left and right before he offs himself ("The white man drove me to this!") live on camera if Obama loses. (If MSNBC's lawyers are reading this, it's satire...and you have been warned.)

Yes, yes...he's a "christian". If he did belong to the Islamic faith, he would not lie to us about it would he?
But consider:
"Islam is the only world religion which allows, encourages, and even demands[1] lying by its followers. There are many verses in the Qur'an which condone lying and deception, and several classical and contemporary Sunni scholars have validated its place within main-stream Islam."

[link to wikiislam.net]

My post is BS? In his almost 4 years of office Obama has attended church service less than a dozen times, and always in disparatly different denominations... See the following article for some clarification:

[link to politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com]

He does whatever is politically expedient or can get away with. I have no idea, other than the fact you're Canadian, you choose to be an obama apologist... I guess it is to your advantage this country continues to swirl down the toilet...

Last Edited by fore-eyz on 10/20/2012 05:15 PM

So you believe that Obama is a liar because all Muslims are liars? A Muslim because all liars are Muslims?

Your post is getting a bit too irrational for me. It's going to take me a minute to clear out my befuddled head. You're just going around in idiotic circles here.

Obama. Muslim. Liar. Geez, this is really getting crazy! Of course, you would need some sort of objective proof that Obama really is a Muslim. Or a liar. Or both. Whatever.

My country is in better shape than your country.

I should have listed him. A lot of them are openly racist.

Unfortunately, that's entirely my point. Thanks for making it for me...

You left off "all".

More than likely "all of the above" will go on air and encourage the population to loot and burn

What is likely to happen is the hate will flow so furiously that at least one Pundit will say something so out of line that they will be forced to resign or be fired.

Excellent review. Very thoughtful and also hilarious.
Yes, you should have included Touray - as the other poster notes. He'd be the one to take out the entire remaining studio personnel.

Toure is too much of a pussy for that. He will probably just crank up his Kenny G cd and cry.

He is not Christian, he is a convenience Christian, just like he is a convenience heterosexual. He is one, only for political need. He got married only for political need, not for sexual desires.

Clueless beyond belief. Obama has even admitted to being muslim in a widley publicized video where he referred to "my Muslim faith".

So do you think your boy Mitt is a christian then?

So do you think your boy Mitt is a christian then?


Romney is a Mormon. Mormons refer to themselves as Christians. While people shorten it to the term "Mormon," the full name is actually "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints." Core to the Mormon faith is following the examples of Jesus Christ as a way to return to God's graces. So yes, Romney is in fact a Christian.

Time to vote!

Chris Matthews seem to be the most on the edge of a psychotic breakdown. Like he spent his whole childhood being bullied and having his lunch money taken, being slapped around for being a chubby obnoxious big mouthed faggot. Often leads to anger and emotional issues later on in life.

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Well stated... go ahead and red me too. I get nervous when I get too much green anyway... afraid that I am becoming one of 'them'.

Also of note, Obama's own 'pastor' for 20 something years has publicly stated that he helped cover for Obama's Muslim beliefs. Jeremiah Wright...the 'Not God Bless America... GOD DAMN AMERICA!'... pastor?

Personally, it is one's actions that matter to me -- not what label they place on themselves. Obama does not act like a Christian in my BOOK... he acts like a person who believes in 'God Damn America' and 'Revenge'...

He is a muzzie.

Accept it.