Anti homo-rape armored underpants for the Apocalypse.

link?

Mr. Romney, I didn't know you had a home in Portugal?....so you finely got around to letting us know what those "Magic Undies" are really for....

Mittens scared of getting porked .....I love it!!

the assrape pirates will pull your teeth out and apply a torch to your underpants to encourage enthusiastic sucking ,

have fun OP

Your forward thinking made me re-evaluate my plan. Instead, I will build a full armor Robocop style.

But i will still keep the very powerful self destruct explosive mechanism that i projected for the Armored Underwear so that the Homosexual Marauders can't even practice necrophilia on me in case the armor gets compromised.

were can we purchase one?

Just use the self destruct mechanism to burn your corpse to a crisp when your heart stops. It has to be strong enough to turn your entire body to ash though, otherwise the freaks will cut their own orifice into any part that isn't burnt enough.

wtf is this shit

Nothing will protect you OP

how is this thread not pinned? especially in light of the election tomorrow.

It can still get to you, even if you're ignorant of it.

Have you considered checking the wiring in your wheelhouse???

To stand in solidarity against homo-rape & ignorance of homo-rape issues.

Yeah strange i just want a volvo v40 cross.

"'Zis statements of zuch colorful uze of zis language zuggest ze zubject iz harboring ze feelings of latent homosexuality."

Your fantasy is so far out to left field, it really is actually funny!

Homosexuality has existed long before the Illuminati began steering your malleable paranoid delusions, and homosexuality has & does exist in the animal kingdom where their power doesn't extend.

Come crash time, Guaranteed, your so called "evil homos" will be just as concerned with survival as you will be when TSHTF, and not with getting past your ludicrous iron underpants. Those that force sex on you are called rapists. The straights have em too.

So, if you really want to survive, you better consider the fact that you'll probably have to survive in a group. A group that will protect you from zombies and rapists. Best get along with all walks of life that aren't trying to shoot you and those that will have your Six when things get thick and Ugly.

In closing, the conspiracy isn't to turn the population gay too rape you during the apocalypse, it's about making you believe in the shit you just wrote to the point where no matter how great an ally a person might be, you'll act irrationally to create division from within... And the conspiracy is right on track, so divide away you shortsighted fool. Divide away!

You better hope they make ones for your mouth too!

As usual, the hatetards can't deal with real facts, and every time they're brought into a ludacris thread like this one, they go run and hide!

You cowards will need all the good people you can muster to help save your cowardly asses when things really come to blows, not iron underwear.

I wonder if the off the self solution already exists ... i'm thinking the South African anti rape device, i don't see why that invention could not be anally inserted.

Based on your detailed scenario and plan, it's obvious that you've spent a lot of time thinking about gays, erect cocks, firm asses and sweaty homo sex. Makes one wonder...

Besides, there are fatal flaws to your plan. Are you going to cock-proof your mouth, too? Also, if you can put the pants on, you can also take them off. I'm sure that upon discovering your armored underpants, the "satanic gangs of Post-Apocalyptic Homosexual Marauders" will simply give you two options: either the pants come off or you eat a bullet.

And how does the self-destruct mechanism work? What exactly will it destroy? Does it destroy the lock, in which case you're doomed to wear them forever and you'll still end up as a cocksucking bitch-boy for the gang, or is it a last-resort suicide mechanism?

after the satanic homo marauder gangs have hit booby trapped asses couple of times they will most certainly wise up and take precautionary measures ...