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Anti homo-rape armored underpants for the Apocalypse.

 
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Anti homo-rape armored underpants for the Apocalypse.
Any "conspiracy aware" person with half-a-brain and half-a-general-culture knows that the Illuminati is spreading homosexuality to achieve their goals (the Elite are themselves a bunch of homos but theirs is more like an aristocratic-occultist kind of faggotry) and that homosexuality is a super dangerous mental-sexual malfunction and that homos are super violent, agressive and have a derranged sexual appetite (look at what Paris Hilton said about them in private when in public she is all "I LOVE TEH FAGZ!").

My theory is that there are so many faggots around that when Armageddon comes the faggot survivors will form satanic gangs of Post-Apocalyptic Homosexual Marauders who will be constantly in the prowl looking for fresh meat. I decided to protect myself by building a pair of armored underpants with an high-tech lock and a self-destruct function in case the lock gets compromised. The faggots will never get me...
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link?
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Re: Anti homo-rape armored underpants for the Apocalypse.
Any "conspiracy aware" person with half-a-brain and half-a-general-culture knows that the Illuminati is spreading homosexuality to achieve their goals (the Elite are themselves a bunch of homos but theirs is more like an aristocratic-occultist kind of faggotry) and that homosexuality is a super dangerous mental-sexual malfunction and that homos are super violent, agressive and have a derranged sexual appetite (look at what Paris Hilton said about them in private when in public she is all "I LOVE TEH FAGZ!").

My theory is that there are so many faggots around that when Armageddon comes the faggot survivors will form satanic gangs of Post-Apocalyptic Homosexual Marauders who will be constantly in the prowl looking for fresh meat. I decided to protect myself by building a pair of armored underpants with an high-tech lock and a self-destruct function in case the lock gets compromised. The faggots will never get me...
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Mr. Romney, I didn't know you had a home in Portugal?....so you finely got around to letting us know what those "Magic Undies" are really for....

Mittens scared of getting porked .....I love it!!
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putin
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Re: Anti homo-rape armored underpants for the Apocalypse.
the assrape pirates will pull your teeth out and apply a torch to your underpants to encourage enthusiastic sucking ,

have fun OP
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the assrape pirates will pull your teeth out and apply a torch to your underpants to encourage enthusiastic sucking ,

have fun OP
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Your forward thinking made me re-evaluate my plan. Instead, I will build a full armor Robocop style.

But i will still keep the very powerful self destruct explosive mechanism that i projected for the Armored Underwear so that the Homosexual Marauders can't even practice necrophilia on me in case the armor gets compromised.
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were can we purchase one?
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10/21/2012 09:31 PM
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the assrape pirates will pull your teeth out and apply a torch to your underpants to encourage enthusiastic sucking ,

have fun OP
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Your forward thinking made me re-evaluate my plan. Instead, I will build a full armor Robocop style.

But i will still keep the very powerful self destruct explosive mechanism that i projected for the Armored Underwear so that the Homosexual Marauders can't even practice necrophilia on me in case the armor gets compromised.
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Just use the self destruct mechanism to burn your corpse to a crisp when your heart stops. It has to be strong enough to turn your entire body to ash though, otherwise the freaks will cut their own orifice into any part that isn't burnt enough.
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wtf is this shit
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Nothing will protect you OP
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bump
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how is this thread not pinned? especially in light of the election tomorrow.
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11/05/2012 10:18 AM
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wtf is this shit
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It can still get to you, even if you're ignorant of it. angryface
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11/05/2012 10:24 AM
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Have you considered checking the wiring in your wheelhouse???
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bump To stand in solidarity against homo-rape & ignorance of homo-rape issues.
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wtf is this shit
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Yeah strange i just want a volvo v40 cross.
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Re: Anti homo-rape armored underpants for the Apocalypse.
Any "conspiracy aware" person with half-a-brain and half-a-general-culture knows that the Illuminati is spreading homosexuality to achieve their goals (the Elite are themselves a bunch of homos but theirs is more like an aristocratic-occultist kind of faggotry) and that homosexuality is a super dangerous mental-sexual malfunction and that homos are super violent, agressive and have a derranged sexual appetite (look at what Paris Hilton said about them in private when in public she is all "I LOVE TEH FAGZ!").

My theory is that there are so many faggots around that when Armageddon comes the faggot survivors will form satanic gangs of Post-Apocalyptic Homosexual Marauders who will be constantly in the prowl looking for fresh meat. I decided to protect myself by building a pair of armored underpants with an high-tech lock and a self-destruct function in case the lock gets compromised. The faggots will never get me...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20420880


"'Zis statements of zuch colorful uze of zis language zuggest ze zubject iz harboring ze feelings of latent homosexuality."

Your fantasy is so far out to left field, it really is actually funny!

Homosexuality has existed long before the Illuminati began steering your malleable paranoid delusions, and homosexuality has & does exist in the animal kingdom where their power doesn't extend.

Come crash time, Guaranteed, your so called "evil homos" will be just as concerned with survival as you will be when TSHTF, and not with getting past your ludicrous iron underpants. Those that force sex on you are called rapists. The straights have em too.

So, if you really want to survive, you better consider the fact that you'll probably have to survive in a group. A group that will protect you from zombies and rapists. Best get along with all walks of life that aren't trying to shoot you and those that will have your Six when things get thick and Ugly.

In closing, the conspiracy isn't to turn the population gay too rape you during the apocalypse, it's about making you believe in the shit you just wrote to the point where no matter how great an ally a person might be, you'll act irrationally to create division from within... And the conspiracy is right on track, so divide away you shortsighted fool. Divide away!
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11/05/2012 10:50 AM
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Re: Anti homo-rape armored underpants for the Apocalypse.
You better hope they make ones for your mouth too!
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Re: Anti homo-rape armored underpants for the Apocalypse.
Any "conspiracy aware" person with half-a-brain and half-a-general-culture knows that the Illuminati is spreading homosexuality to achieve their goals (the Elite are themselves a bunch of homos but theirs is more like an aristocratic-occultist kind of faggotry) and that homosexuality is a super dangerous mental-sexual malfunction and that homos are super violent, agressive and have a derranged sexual appetite (look at what Paris Hilton said about them in private when in public she is all "I LOVE TEH FAGZ!").

My theory is that there are so many faggots around that when Armageddon comes the faggot survivors will form satanic gangs of Post-Apocalyptic Homosexual Marauders who will be constantly in the prowl looking for fresh meat. I decided to protect myself by building a pair of armored underpants with an high-tech lock and a self-destruct function in case the lock gets compromised. The faggots will never get me...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20420880


"'Zis statements of zuch colorful uze of zis language zuggest ze zubject iz harboring ze feelings of latent homosexuality."

Your fantasy is so far out to left field, it really is actually funny!

Homosexuality has existed long before the Illuminati began steering your malleable paranoid delusions, and homosexuality has & does exist in the animal kingdom where their power doesn't extend.

Come crash time, Guaranteed, your so called "evil homos" will be just as concerned with survival as you will be when TSHTF, and not with getting past your ludicrous iron underpants. Those that force sex on you are called rapists. The straights have em too.

So, if you really want to survive, you better consider the fact that you'll probably have to survive in a group. A group that will protect you from zombies and rapists. Best get along with all walks of life that aren't trying to shoot you and those that will have your Six when things get thick and Ugly.

In closing, the conspiracy isn't to turn the population gay too rape you during the apocalypse, it's about making you believe in the shit you just wrote to the point where no matter how great an ally a person might be, you'll act irrationally to create division from within... And the conspiracy is right on track, so divide away you shortsighted fool. Divide away!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26161363


As usual, the hatetards can't deal with real facts, and every time they're brought into a ludacris thread like this one, they go run and hide!

You cowards will need all the good people you can muster to help save your cowardly asses when things really come to blows, not iron underwear.
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11/14/2012 04:34 AM
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Re: Anti homo-rape armored underpants for the Apocalypse.
Any "conspiracy aware" person with half-a-brain and half-a-general-culture knows that the Illuminati is spreading homosexuality to achieve their goals (the Elite are themselves a bunch of homos but theirs is more like an aristocratic-occultist kind of faggotry) and that homosexuality is a super dangerous mental-sexual malfunction and that homos are super violent, agressive and have a derranged sexual appetite (look at what Paris Hilton said about them in private when in public she is all "I LOVE TEH FAGZ!").

My theory is that there are so many faggots around that when Armageddon comes the faggot survivors will form satanic gangs of Post-Apocalyptic Homosexual Marauders who will be constantly in the prowl looking for fresh meat. I decided to protect myself by building a pair of armored underpants with an high-tech lock and a self-destruct function in case the lock gets compromised. The faggots will never get me...
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I wonder if the off the self solution already exists ... i'm thinking the South African anti rape device, i don't see why that invention could not be anally inserted.
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Re: Anti homo-rape armored underpants for the Apocalypse.
Based on your detailed scenario and plan, it's obvious that you've spent a lot of time thinking about gays, erect cocks, firm asses and sweaty homo sex. Makes one wonder...

Besides, there are fatal flaws to your plan. Are you going to cock-proof your mouth, too? Also, if you can put the pants on, you can also take them off. I'm sure that upon discovering your armored underpants, the "satanic gangs of Post-Apocalyptic Homosexual Marauders" will simply give you two options: either the pants come off or you eat a bullet.

And how does the self-destruct mechanism work? What exactly will it destroy? Does it destroy the lock, in which case you're doomed to wear them forever and you'll still end up as a cocksucking bitch-boy for the gang, or is it a last-resort suicide mechanism?
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after the satanic homo marauder gangs have hit booby trapped asses couple of times they will most certainly wise up and take precautionary measures ...

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