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I am looking for people who are telekinetic

 
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Hi,

I can do telekinesis and I am looking for similiar people or people who are interested in this because I enjoy talking about it. So let me know! You can also e-mail me on lara.whybrow@gmail.com if I don't respond
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho


I can move small objects around, but usually nothing bigger than a quarter.

I have been so SA in 2004, BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


At first i was inconsistant also. But now I can do it on command like 85% of the time.
I could teach you
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Yes! Share your tips with me. I would love to hear from you.
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11/29/2012 04:29 PM
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Re: I am looking for people who are telekinetic
i ain;t teach'n no one

not for less then like seventee thousand fifty - US

and i can move like elephants and stuff

course i could do it when i was like 2 so there is no learning or anythng, but alot of con people

earth? you can thank me

and archimedes knew it

fact

irrefutabl;e
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Hi,

I can do telekinesis and I am looking for similiar people or people who are interested in this because I enjoy talking about it. So let me know! You can also e-mail me on lara.whybrow@gmail.com if I don't respond
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho


I can move a psi wheel! Does that get me into the club?? shiver
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I have never tried a PSI wheel before. Do you do it often? have you tried other stuff?
HI.Lander

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11/29/2012 04:32 PM
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The OP is actually Noah Bennet aka the man with the horn-rimmed glasses.

Don't let him know about your abilities or location, otherwise he'll find you and kill you.
"Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one." -- Marcus Aurelius

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.
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11/29/2012 04:33 PM
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Re: I am looking for people who are telekinetic
i ain;t teach'n no one

not for less then like seventee thousand fifty - US

and i can move like elephants and stuff

course i could do it when i was like 2 so there is no learning or anythng, but alot of con people

earth? you can thank me

and archimedes knew it

fact

irrefutabl;e
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care to elaborate on archimedes? or are you gonna charge me 300 bucks or something :)
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11/29/2012 04:34 PM
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thanks

i was thinking the same thing cause i am also like prophetic and read opmens

and i fig since i can see the future and move elephants therby defying the law of physcis it might be worht somethng

so i hide and pretend on boards

thanks agin

appreciate

best for ya

wiuth gratitude

(and no future seeing or moveing things either)
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11/29/2012 04:35 PM
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The OP is actually Noah Bennet aka the man with the horn-rimmed glasses.

Don't let him know about your abilities or location, otherwise he'll find you and kill you.
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I will just move his brain out of his ears... joking that would just be sif :)
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Re: I am looking for people who are telekinetic
thanks

i was thinking the same thing cause i am also like prophetic and read opmens

and i fig since i can see the future and move elephants therby defying the law of physcis it might be worht somethng

so i hide and pretend on boards

thanks agin

appreciate

best for ya

wiuth gratitude

(and no future seeing or moveing things either)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28732032



I feel like you have ended our "conversation" but if you care to, please elaborate on what you said about "no future seeing or moving things"? You seem sad. And anyway physics is science and science is dicovery (and investigation) so there are no Laws, just constantly new things to be discovered. Physics said what goes up MUST go down so what happened when they discovered black holes and shit? They just invented new laws :)
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11/29/2012 04:41 PM
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Hi,

I can do telekinesis and I am looking for similiar people or people who are interested in this because I enjoy talking about it. So let me know! You can also e-mail me on lara.whybrow@gmail.com if I don't respond
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho


I can move small objects around, but usually nothing bigger than a quarter.

I have been so SA in 2004, BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Thank you! Yes SA is beautiful. I love the weather the most. Moving a quarter is quite an achievement, I am not there yet. if you have any advice for me, like what factors make it easier for you, let me know :)
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11/29/2012 04:42 PM
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Look at this thread full of liars.hf
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The OP is actually Noah Bennet aka the man with the horn-rimmed glasses.

Don't let him know about your abilities or location, otherwise he'll find you and kill you.
 Quoting: HI.Lander



FFS! I am such a retard sometimes. I did not see the OP next to my name so I did not realise you were talking ABOUT me and not TO me. So sorry to have mistaken you :)
(friendliness with a sprinkling of sarcasm)
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11/29/2012 04:48 PM
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Look at this thread full of liars.hf
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a liar is someone who tells an untruth to someone with the intent of misleading them. I am just being open to the world with the hope of finding friends like me. So no one is lying because no one cares whether you believe it or not.

No offense is meant by my response to you, I am sure if we sat down and had a beer we could start to be friends :)
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11/29/2012 04:58 PM
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I can move objects short distances in the spand of a room. Nothing more though. Requires 30 minutes of meditation and then I see the stuff you need to see and move and work your magic.

However since it's pretty intense I don't often talk about it since I would never use it for anyone else other then my own agendas.
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I can move objects short distances in the spand of a room. Nothing more though. Requires 30 minutes of meditation and then I see the stuff you need to see and move and work your magic.

However since it's pretty intense I don't often talk about it since I would never use it for anyone else other then my own agendas.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22653515




I don't see anything when I move, if I wish I can sometimes see the aura of the colour but this doesn't happen automatically. Could you tell me more about what you see? (just curious) I know what you mean about intense, I feel drained sometimes just doing the small things I do. But more than feeling drained, I feel a kind of mental fogginess because of the concentration needed to do it initially and then I find it hard to snap out of it sometimes.

if you don't want to talk about it I totally understand
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11/29/2012 05:07 PM

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I know I can.

I have never actually moved anything yet, but I have been trying my entire life. I quit my job to work on it full time actually.

Maybe you could give us some tips?
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Awesome.... I admire your commitment.

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ANHEDONIC

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11/29/2012 05:11 PM

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This is probably one of the things that made me so determined to prove that telekinesis exists. I actually made a pact with Life and said if I don't start moving things with my mind I will give up and accept that life is just what I see and there is no magic. I got my deepest desire and I have seen many more amazing things. Mostly amazing synchronisiy. But another thing I am proud of is the fact that me, my cats and my dog all go for midnight walks to a little river near my house. I never thought such a close relationship with animals was possible, especially not cats but I am glad. They are one of the things that make me happy to get out of bed in the morning.

I hope you are having a great day!

Lara
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho


Forget about a video proving your telekinesis, I'd love to see a video of your cats walking alongside your dog. That sounds like quite a sight

cool2

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
HI.Lander

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11/29/2012 05:13 PM
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The OP is actually Noah Bennet aka the man with the horn-rimmed glasses.

Don't let him know about your abilities or location, otherwise he'll find you and kill you.
 Quoting: HI.Lander



FFS! I am such a retard sometimes. I did not see the OP next to my name so I did not realise you were talking ABOUT me and not TO me. So sorry to have mistaken you :)
(friendliness with a sprinkling of sarcasm)
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho


lol :)
"Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one." -- Marcus Aurelius

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.
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I once had the entire contents of my apartment moved from one apartment to the next without lifting a finger.
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I hope you remembered to tip the 'intermediary beings'.

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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11/29/2012 05:13 PM
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What's it called when things just appear? Similar, or something entirely different?

Like when I was on my way to work and my cigarette lighter quit. I ended up pulling over to the side of the road to grab the book of matches that I saw lying on the floorboards (and I don't use matches!).

Or when I go to the cupboard to get something out of habit, even though I know I'm out of it, and believe it or not, I find what I was looking for!

It does work both ways though. Once someone lost their car keys and couldn't find them for 3 days. The keys eventually showed up in the exact place they had been left, only 3 days later.

I always thought that when things like that happen it was a sign of a place being haunted.

Someone or something sure has the ability to 'move' things around here, but it sure as heck isn't me, and I have no control over what gets moved or when!
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11/29/2012 05:14 PM
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Oh yes, I am not actually a psycho, just a normal white girl from South Africa :)
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HOW CAN AN AFRICAN BE WHITE?!bsflagbsflagbsflag
For I am beyond time. I am beyond space. I am with you always.
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11/29/2012 05:17 PM
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I have been told in a dream of mine that have telekinetic abilities.

I tried it a few times for several minuts but i couldnt get it to work. If its a requirement to spend alot of time on it then fuck that, i dont have that much patience.
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11/29/2012 05:22 PM
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I know I can.

I have never actually moved anything yet, but I have been trying my entire life. I quit my job to work on it full time actually.

Maybe you could give us some tips?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22676406


Hi, sorry I missed your post. So you quit your job?? wow. as the other guy said, I admire your commitment! If you are serious, you need to fast for about 24 hours (trust me this really really helps) and then try my technique: take a small thin piece of paper (business card size), fold it and then put it on the table. the side that is facing up can be moved by concentrating on the edge of the paper. there are also psi wheels but i haven't tried these. let me know how it goes and if you need more tips tell me. oh yes, a curtain is quite easy to move if you also look at it from the side. trust me about the side vision thing.
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I have been told in a dream of mine that have telekinetic abilities.

I tried it a few times for several minuts but i couldnt get it to work. If its a requirement to spend alot of time on it then fuck that, i dont have that much patience.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15515569


hi, yes. I believe you will be "fucking it" because it takes loads of patience. being in a hurry to do it is like the biggest thing that stops it :)
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11/29/2012 05:27 PM
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Oh yes, I am not actually a psycho, just a normal white girl from South Africa :)
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho


HOW CAN AN AFRICAN BE WHITE?!bsflagbsflagbsflag
 Quoting: Curiosity555


hahahahaha!! because you don't know the world :) there are many kinds of people in south africa - white, indian, moslem, chinese, jewish, russian, american, australian and even a race of black white mixed people who call themselves coloureds. These people are uniquely south african. a lot of them are in cape town. i know the term "coloured" is very offensive in some countries but that the term that has stuck here in south africa and trust me, it would be changed if they wanted that but they like the name coloured.
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Oh yes, I am not actually a psycho, just a normal white girl from South Africa :)
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho


HOW CAN AN AFRICAN BE WHITE?!bsflagbsflagbsflag
 Quoting: Curiosity555


hahahahaha!! because you don't know the world :) there are many kinds of people in south africa - white, indian, moslem, chinese, jewish, russian, american, australian and even a race of black white mixed people who call themselves coloureds. These people are uniquely south african. a lot of them are in cape town. i know the term "coloured" is very offensive in some countries but that the term that has stuck here in south africa and trust me, it would be changed if they wanted that but they like the name coloured.
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho


ANYWAYS I THINK I MIGHT APPLY FOR THE JOB

I HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED AS EXTREMELY TALENTED AND SOMEHOW A PRODIGY IN THE FIELD

IM NOT GONNA CONTACT YOU,I HAVENT TALKED TO ANYONE IN REAL LIFE SCINCE I DISCOVERED MY TRUE NATURE

ALSO IM UNDERAGE SO I COULDN4T EVEN IF I WANTED TOO O.O
HAVE YOU TRIED MOVING ROCKS YET?
For I am beyond time. I am beyond space. I am with you always.
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I have been told in a dream of mine that have telekinetic abilities.

I tried it a few times for several minuts but i couldnt get it to work. If its a requirement to spend alot of time on it then fuck that, i dont have that much patience.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15515569


hi, yes. I believe you will be "fucking it" because it takes loads of patience. being in a hurry to do it is like the biggest thing that stops it :)
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho

So aslong as i am trying but cannot make it to work then how do i know if i am making progress?
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This is probably one of the things that made me so determined to prove that telekinesis exists. I actually made a pact with Life and said if I don't start moving things with my mind I will give up and accept that life is just what I see and there is no magic. I got my deepest desire and I have seen many more amazing things. Mostly amazing synchronisiy. But another thing I am proud of is the fact that me, my cats and my dog all go for midnight walks to a little river near my house. I never thought such a close relationship with animals was possible, especially not cats but I am glad. They are one of the things that make me happy to get out of bed in the morning.

I hope you are having a great day!

Lara
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho


Forget about a video proving your telekinesis, I'd love to see a video of your cats walking alongside your dog. That sounds like quite a sight

cool2
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC




thanks! i think the fact that my dog walks without a leash helps because there is no drama with trying to control the dog or keep it from yanking you off your feet :) i did not try and get them to come, the braver cat just came a few metres with me one time and then I had to walk him back because he was a bit scared. then he just came further and further. then he came all the way and then his brother came with and now we just go for chilled walks around the neighbourhood late at night. late at night because i work as an online english teacher and i get home late because i am NOT an morning person :)
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I have been told in a dream of mine that have telekinetic abilities.

I tried it a few times for several minuts but i couldnt get it to work. If its a requirement to spend alot of time on it then fuck that, i dont have that much patience.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15515569


hi, yes. I believe you will be "fucking it" because it takes loads of patience. being in a hurry to do it is like the biggest thing that stops it :)
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho

So aslong as i am trying but cannot make it to work then how do i know if i am making progress?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15515569


The ability to do a thing is not all there is.
You must know the thing.
You must master every facet of it.
You must understand how it fits with everything else you know.
You must possess it for it to be truly yours.
For I am beyond time. I am beyond space. I am with you always.
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11/29/2012 05:37 PM
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I WILL SPARE YOU THOSE "IF YOU NEED CASH NOW" MOMENTS.

WHY? I LOVE MY CASH AND YOU SHOULD TOO.

IS CHEW THE PAST TENSE OF CHOW OR VICE VERSE A (LOL)? NO TOWER OF BABEL MOMENTS THERE ESCH.

ANYWAY NICE SONG...

CHEW LIPS - SALT AIR

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I have been told in a dream of mine that have telekinetic abilities.

I tried it a few times for several minuts but i couldnt get it to work. If its a requirement to spend alot of time on it then fuck that, i dont have that much patience.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15515569


hi, yes. I believe you will be "fucking it" because it takes loads of patience. being in a hurry to do it is like the biggest thing that stops it :)
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho

So aslong as i am trying but cannot make it to work then how do i know if i am making progress?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15515569


difficult question! but I will try: you feel your heart rate speed up and your brain goes "quiet". so when you feel the world going "quiet" then you know you are close. i have noticed that sometimes when i start to get in the zone, as I call it, then the whole frikkin neighbourhood sounds like it is waking up - cars screech, pots bang, doors slam. it is as if you become more sensitive to sound, in a way. but you need to stop worrying about progress. not seeing results will cause you to continue to not see results - you have to stop judging the success or failure of it. then you will allow your ability to unfold. it takes a few tries, trust me. a lot of people give up.

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