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I am looking for people who are telekinetic

 
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11/29/2012 05:41 PM
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Oh yes, I am not actually a psycho, just a normal white girl from South Africa :)
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HOW CAN AN AFRICAN BE WHITE?!bsflagbsflagbsflag
 Quoting: Curiosity555


hahahahaha!! because you don't know the world :) there are many kinds of people in south africa - white, indian, moslem, chinese, jewish, russian, american, australian and even a race of black white mixed people who call themselves coloureds. These people are uniquely south african. a lot of them are in cape town. i know the term "coloured" is very offensive in some countries but that the term that has stuck here in south africa and trust me, it would be changed if they wanted that but they like the name coloured.
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho


ANYWAYS I THINK I MIGHT APPLY FOR THE JOB

I HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED AS EXTREMELY TALENTED AND SOMEHOW A PRODIGY IN THE FIELD

IM NOT GONNA CONTACT YOU,I HAVENT TALKED TO ANYONE IN REAL LIFE SCINCE I DISCOVERED MY TRUE NATURE

ALSO IM UNDERAGE SO I COULDN4T EVEN IF I WANTED TOO O.O
HAVE YOU TRIED MOVING ROCKS YET?
 Quoting: Curiosity555



your true nature? prodigy? please elaborate. I am very curious. I have not tried moving rocks yet. have you? are they easier than other things? please send more information young one :)
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11/29/2012 05:47 PM
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HOW CAN AN AFRICAN BE WHITE?!bsflagbsflagbsflag
 Quoting: Curiosity555


hahahahaha!! because you don't know the world :) there are many kinds of people in south africa - white, indian, moslem, chinese, jewish, russian, american, australian and even a race of black white mixed people who call themselves coloureds. These people are uniquely south african. a lot of them are in cape town. i know the term "coloured" is very offensive in some countries but that the term that has stuck here in south africa and trust me, it would be changed if they wanted that but they like the name coloured.
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho


ANYWAYS I THINK I MIGHT APPLY FOR THE JOB

I HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED AS EXTREMELY TALENTED AND SOMEHOW A PRODIGY IN THE FIELD

IM NOT GONNA CONTACT YOU,I HAVENT TALKED TO ANYONE IN REAL LIFE SCINCE I DISCOVERED MY TRUE NATURE

ALSO IM UNDERAGE SO I COULDN4T EVEN IF I WANTED TOO O.O
HAVE YOU TRIED MOVING ROCKS YET?
 Quoting: Curiosity555



your true nature? prodigy? please elaborate. I am very curious. I have not tried moving rocks yet. have you? are they easier than other things? please send more information young one :)
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho

EVER SINCE I WAS BORN I HAVE BEEN TRAINING UNDER MY IDOL:
MASTER YODA(my dad was a huge fan)
FOR THE LAST 2 YEARS I HAVE BEEN trYIng TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FORCE AND TO BE A GOOD JEDI THAT BRINGS BALANCE TO THIS WORLD

PEOPLE SAY IM WEIRD,BUT ILL SHOW YOU GUYS!
MY ENDLESS TRAINING WILL PAY OFF!
For I am beyond time. I am beyond space. I am with you always.
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What's it called when things just appear? Similar, or something entirely different?

Like when I was on my way to work and my cigarette lighter quit. I ended up pulling over to the side of the road to grab the book of matches that I saw lying on the floorboards (and I don't use matches!).

Or when I go to the cupboard to get something out of habit, even though I know I'm out of it, and believe it or not, I find what I was looking for!

It does work both ways though. Once someone lost their car keys and couldn't find them for 3 days. The keys eventually showed up in the exact place they had been left, only 3 days later.

I always thought that when things like that happen it was a sign of a place being haunted.

Someone or something sure has the ability to 'move' things around here, but it sure as heck isn't me, and I have no control over what gets moved or when!
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very interesting! i am not sure what this is called but I would label it as teleportation for now because matter does not dissapear, it just changes form or goes somewhere else.
i don't know who did it but i think you or someone else might be responsible. I have a memory of this happening when I was a child. it only happened once though, with a wallet, and I will never forget the experience.
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What's it called when things just appear? Similar, or something entirely different?

Like when I was on my way to work and my cigarette lighter quit. I ended up pulling over to the side of the road to grab the book of matches that I saw lying on the floorboards (and I don't use matches!).

Or when I go to the cupboard to get something out of habit, even though I know I'm out of it, and believe it or not, I find what I was looking for!

It does work both ways though. Once someone lost their car keys and couldn't find them for 3 days. The keys eventually showed up in the exact place they had been left, only 3 days later.

I always thought that when things like that happen it was a sign of a place being haunted.

Someone or something sure has the ability to 'move' things around here, but it sure as heck isn't me, and I have no control over what gets moved or when!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2849260



very interesting! i am not sure what this is called but I would label it as teleportation for now because matter does not dissapear, it just changes form or goes somewhere else.
i don't know who did it but i think you or someone else might be responsible. I have a memory of this happening when I was a child. it only happened once though, with a wallet, and I will never forget the experience.
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho

THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME SPEAK HERE!
For I am beyond time. I am beyond space. I am with you always.
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11/29/2012 05:55 PM
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hahahahaha!! because you don't know the world :) there are many kinds of people in south africa - white, indian, moslem, chinese, jewish, russian, american, australian and even a race of black white mixed people who call themselves coloureds. These people are uniquely south african. a lot of them are in cape town. i know the term "coloured" is very offensive in some countries but that the term that has stuck here in south africa and trust me, it would be changed if they wanted that but they like the name coloured.
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho


ANYWAYS I THINK I MIGHT APPLY FOR THE JOB

I HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED AS EXTREMELY TALENTED AND SOMEHOW A PRODIGY IN THE FIELD

IM NOT GONNA CONTACT YOU,I HAVENT TALKED TO ANYONE IN REAL LIFE SCINCE I DISCOVERED MY TRUE NATURE

ALSO IM UNDERAGE SO I COULDN4T EVEN IF I WANTED TOO O.O
HAVE YOU TRIED MOVING ROCKS YET?
 Quoting: Curiosity555



your true nature? prodigy? please elaborate. I am very curious. I have not tried moving rocks yet. have you? are they easier than other things? please send more information young one :)
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho

EVER SINCE I WAS BORN I HAVE BEEN TRAINING UNDER MY IDOL:
MASTER YODA(my dad was a huge fan)
FOR THE LAST 2 YEARS I HAVE BEEN trYIng TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FORCE AND TO BE A GOOD JEDI THAT BRINGS BALANCE TO THIS WORLD

PEOPLE SAY IM WEIRD,BUT ILL SHOW YOU GUYS!
MY ENDLESS TRAINING WILL PAY OFF!
 Quoting: Curiosity555




bringing balance to the world? hell yeah!! please do that :) the world needs some serious balancing. rich and poor, the weather (UK too cold, Saudi Arabia too hot), the power balance, the food situation - kids in Africa starving while restaurants throw away so much food, etc etc. Maybe you are joking with me but I hope you are not really joking because life is beautiful and I want you to see that. we are all Jedi's - people trying to use our innate personal power to do good in a world full of cynics.
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11/29/2012 06:01 PM

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You have an excellent attitude about this interest/endeavor OP.

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11/29/2012 06:04 PM
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You have an excellent attitude about this interest/endeavor OP.

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thanks :) I appreciate the feedback!
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11/30/2012 02:37 AM
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I know I can.

I have never actually moved anything yet, but I have been trying my entire life. I quit my job to work on it full time actually.

Maybe you could give us some tips?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22676406


Hi, sorry I missed your post. So you quit your job?? wow. as the other guy said, I admire your commitment! If you are serious, you need to fast for about 24 hours (trust me this really really helps) and then try my technique: take a small thin piece of paper (business card size), fold it and then put it on the table. the side that is facing up can be moved by concentrating on the edge of the paper. there are also psi wheels but i haven't tried these. let me know how it goes and if you need more tips tell me. oh yes, a curtain is quite easy to move if you also look at it from the side. trust me about the side vision thing.
 Quoting: PsychokineticPsycho



correction: the paper should be bigger, maybe A5 or a bit smaller.

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