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popularopinion thank you brothers and sisters User ID: 20916411 United States 10/23/2012 04:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Best Chuck Norris jokes ever Come on GLP !! lets hear the best GLP has to offer. Lets hear the best Chuck Norris Jokes. What is your favorite? I'll start this party with: Chuck Norris is so bad ass that HE abducts aliens, they don't abduct him. Formerly the SecretNinja The message I bring to you today, is a message of LOVE.
Hollow Bones User ID: 24574162 United States 10/23/2012 04:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever Walker Texas Ranger To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.
284dan User ID: 9107938 United States 10/23/2012 04:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever The Louisiana sinkhole was caused when Chuck Norris hit a hole in one... from Texas.
Leslie Zevo Commander and Beef User ID: 17090286 United States 10/23/2012 04:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever What do you get when you throw Chuck Norris into a meat grinder? Ground Chuck That was mean lol Last Edited by Baconhead on 10/23/2012 04:38 PM I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.
popularopinion (OP) thank you brothers and sisters User ID: 20916411 United States 10/23/2012 04:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever chuck norris sucked mitty romney's cock so hard his asshole collapsed like a sink-hole!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 948941 best one yet Formerly the SecretNinja The message I bring to you today, is a message of LOVE.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26154850 United States 10/23/2012 04:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever better run here comes Bruce Lee again!

andawg221 User ID: 26140743 United States 10/23/2012 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever better run here comes Bruce Lee again! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26154850 FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Nam Marine User ID: 24695931 United States 10/23/2012 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever Mr. Norris is a good Christian Patriot! You would NOT have the balls to tease him in person!
Leslie Zevo Commander and Beef User ID: 17090286 United States 10/23/2012 05:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever Mr. Norris is a good Christian Patriot! You would NOT have the balls to tease him in person! Quoting: Nam Marine 24695931 He would be too honorable to waste the energy to fight someone unless he was attacked than to throw his career away fighting an insult. More than likely he'd just have the person escorted away. I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12504760 United States 10/23/2012 05:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever My favorite: Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
Nam Marine User ID: 24695931 United States 10/23/2012 05:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever chuck norris sucked mitty romney's cock so hard his asshole collapsed like a sink-hole!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 948941 You sound like a cock sucker to me Coward!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4727082 United States 10/24/2012 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever The best I saw was a meme on facebook: Liam Neeson is who Chuck Norris checks under his bed for. Btw OP: I hope you know who your avatar is, because he delivers the best line out of any movie, ever: 'I'll be your huckleberry.'
Second Best User ID: 19170904 Canada 10/24/2012 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever No such thing. Chuck Norris is a loser. A dried old bean Long live the Legit Republic of Blanketsburgh
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22060914 10/24/2012 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever Chuck Norris breaks wireless links with his bare hands.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24362697 United States 10/24/2012 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever Chuck Norris montage [link to www.youtube.com]
DILKe User ID: 25243966 United States 10/24/2012 05:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever pretty sure there already is one here.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 25473830 Canada 10/24/2012 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26170970 Ireland 10/24/2012 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 948941 United States 10/24/2012 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever chuck norris sucked mitty romney's cock so hard his asshole collapsed like a sink-hole!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 948941 You sound like a cock sucker to me Coward! Quoting: Nam Marine 24695931 you can fuck willard mitty in the sink hole screaming "suck chuck, suck!!!"
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24812549 United Kingdom 10/24/2012 05:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever The boogeyman checks under his bed for chuck norris
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25473830 Canada 10/24/2012 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever The boogeyman checks under his bed for chuck norris Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24812549 what happens if chuck norris is there?

RayGun User ID: 2404633 United States 10/24/2012 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever My favorite When Chuck Norris appeared on the show Man Verses Wild. The wild lost.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1172403 United States 10/24/2012 05:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever Check out epic rap battles on youtube. the very best. id link but this is mobile-baned once again again for tastefully and maturely proving you-know-who wrong. meh.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5128334 United States 10/24/2012 05:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever [link to www.youtube.com]
Tanarus User ID: 19980561 United States 10/24/2012 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever Chuck Norris doesen't sleep...........He Waits. No Matter Where You Go...There You Are. Democrats hold the Black man down,by keeping him dependant on government. "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" -Winston Churchill.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15515569 Netherlands 10/24/2012 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever When Chuck Norris falls into the water he doesnt get wet. The water gets chucked.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 26236853 United States 10/24/2012 06:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever inside the warhead of a nuclear missile, there is a tiny little 0.1 oz can marked "whoop ass". it contains a milligram of Chuck Norris.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26236853 United States 10/24/2012 06:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26236853 United States 10/24/2012 06:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever Chuck Norris is so bad he can limbo dance under barbed wire and roundhouse kick somebody at the same time.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26236853 United States 10/24/2012 06:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26238866 United States 10/24/2012 06:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever when you look back on your shitty meaningless life and see one set of footprints in the sand, that's when chuck norris carried you
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