Best Chuck Norris jokes ever

Chuck Norris goes to McDonalds for a breakfest. He is tolded that breakfest was over 5 min ago. He is so pissed. He goes outside & kicks the building so hard it became a Wendy's

Chuck Norris is so bad he can limbo dance under barbed wire and roundhouse kick somebody at the same time.

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience

ROFL!!!

Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.

Jesus walked on water...
Chuck Norris swims though land.

Wanker, Texas Ranger

1 Foot was defined as the length of King Archibald's foot. but 1 Yard was defined as the length of Chuck Norris' foot. because he could kick you from across the yard.

the most badass buildings in the world are the Egyptian Pyramids. why? because everything about them is measured in cubits, which is defined as the distance from Chuck Norris' elbow to his fist.

Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.