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Best Chuck Norris jokes ever

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/25/2012 05:32 AM
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Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever
chuck norris fucked earth when he was doing push ups and thats how moon is there
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10/25/2012 05:33 AM
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Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever
better run here comes Bruce Lee again!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26154850


rofl lolsign

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: andawg221


Fuck Chuck ;)
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10/25/2012 06:39 PM
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There is no such thing as evolution. There is only a list of creatures that Chuck Norris allows to live.
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10/25/2012 06:47 PM
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Chuck Norris' tears are the cure for cancer!
Only problem is...
He's never cried :(
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10/25/2012 09:02 PM
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When the chinese female team did sensational at the running events, testing showed no illegal drugs. However after conclusive DNA testing each contestant did have at least 6 ounces of chuck norris sperm in the belly.
Jackie Howe
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12/15/2012 07:02 AM
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When Chuck Norris shaves, he cuts the razor.
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01/13/2013 08:37 PM
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those 300 Spartans that fought the Persians at Thermopylae were Chuck's cousins. they were supposed to meet there for a picnic, dammit.
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01/13/2013 09:07 PM
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Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever
Chuck Norris was actually born with only one leg, His roundhouse kick is otherwise known as a cock slap.
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01/13/2013 09:59 PM
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Chuck Norris daughter lost her virginity, so he went and got it back. Chuck Norris uses Tabasco for visene.
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01/13/2013 10:10 PM
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Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes ever
chuck norris sucked mitty romney's cock so hard his asshole collapsed like a sink-hole!!! lmao
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best one yet
 Quoting: popularopinion

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