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Calling all DOWSERS!!

 
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Calling all DOWSERS!!
Anyone got any advice or a good HOW-TO on dowsing?

I need some SERIOUS help...

Don't need links to other useless crap to read...looking for what actually works for others that I can try out...

Say you're missing something...a small OBJECT (not something like your virginity... naughty...*points at Fredz*)

charlie

What's your method for finding shit?


Do you like, spin your hands and feel for it, or close your eyes and look inside your mind or what...do you use string and stone or some other tools?

WHAT WORKS FOR YOU??
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10/23/2012 05:40 PM
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Re: Calling all DOWSERS!!
I found it!

whew

Thanks for all the psychic help GLP!

It werked.

*skips off to celebrate*

flower
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10/23/2012 05:41 PM
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Re: Calling all DOWSERS!!
I found it!

whew

Thanks for all the psychic help GLP!

It werked.

*skips off to celebrate*

flower
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Can you share with us non psychics?

hf
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10/23/2012 05:43 PM
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Re: Calling all DOWSERS!!
Lol...I think the basics go something like "ask and ye shall receive"...

hi
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Re: Calling all DOWSERS!!
I found it!

whew

Thanks for all the psychic help GLP!

It werked.

*skips off to celebrate*

flower
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Tard!

givedamn
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Re: Calling all DOWSERS!!
Tard!

givedamn
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26169379


That's MISS DOWSERtard to you!

:loadedmood:
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10/23/2012 05:49 PM
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Tard!

givedamn
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26169379


That's MISS DOWSERtard to you!

:loadedmood:
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


DOWSERing for those 99 cent Hotdogs at the local 7-11 I understand. Worked last night, rumor has it.
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10/23/2012 05:51 PM

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Re: Calling all DOWSERS!!
I found it!

whew

Thanks for all the psychic help GLP!

It werked.

*skips off to celebrate*

flower
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Can you share with us non psychics?

hf
 Quoting: Pennyless


I know of a very easy way to find water underground.

Get a wire hanger and straighten it out. At one end, bend it at a 90 degree angle roughly the same size as the width of your palm.

Close your hand lightly around the part which is the same length as your hand. Point the other, longer part, out in front of you, and horizontally to the ground as you walk. Hold it so that it can easily turn in your hand.

As you walk it will point directly at water underground even if it is in a pipe.

Last Edited by A Friend on 10/23/2012 05:52 PM
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Re: Calling all DOWSERS!!
DOWSERing for those 99 cent Hotdogs at the local 7-11 I understand. Worked last night, rumor has it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26169379


I do lika hot weiners...and they do hava them 24/7!
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10/23/2012 05:58 PM
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Re: Calling all DOWSERS!!
I need help finding my favorite underwear, been missind for two weeks now.1dunno1
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I need help finding my favorite underwear, been missind for two weeks now.1dunno1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23909107


AC 26169379 just had them on his head a minute ago...

*looks around*
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10/23/2012 06:04 PM
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I need help finding my favorite underwear, been missind for two weeks now.1dunno1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23909107


AC 26169379 just had them on his head a minute ago...

*looks around*
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


chuckle

I am serious. They went missing two weeks ago and I searched my entire house. The only other person that's been in my house is my housekeeper. I asked her and she has no idea.
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10/23/2012 06:07 PM
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chuckle

I am serious. They went missing two weeks ago and I searched my entire house. The only other person that's been in my house is my housekeeper. I asked her and she has no idea.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23909107


That's what she says as she's probably wearing them.

blink
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10/23/2012 06:08 PM
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I need help finding my favorite underwear, been missind for two weeks now.1dunno1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23909107


AC 26169379 just had them on his head a minute ago...

*looks around*
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Dear Aluna,
Please re---play your event night. You will find that do to hot milk spilt/dribbled down your face. The HERO asking, gave the only thing usable at the time.
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Dear Aluna,
Please re---play your event night. You will find that do to hot milk spilt/dribbled down your face. The HERO asking, gave the only thing usable at the time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26169379


Dear AC,

Please refer to your initial post where you said you don't give a damn. And then take AC 23909107's panties off your head and put them in the HERO's mouth.

Thank you!
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10/23/2012 06:14 PM
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I need help finding my favorite underwear, been missind for two weeks now.1dunno1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23909107


look in the weird guy's glovebox, his car is stinking to high heaven from those nasty ole drawers...lol
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Dear Aluna,
Please re---play your event night. You will find that do to hot milk spilt/dribbled down your face. The HERO asking, gave the only thing usable at the time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26169379


Dear AC,

Please refer to your initial post where you said you don't give a damn. And then take AC 23909107's panties off your head and put them in the HERO's mouth.

Thank you!
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Dear Aluna,
overcap
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chuckle

I am serious. They went missing two weeks ago and I searched my entire house. The only other person that's been in my house is my housekeeper. I asked her and she has no idea.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23909107


That's what she says as she's probably wearing them.

blink
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


I don't think so...since I'm a guy and I have a smaller waist, she couldn't possibly put them on.hiding probably shouldn't say that though.
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Re: Calling all DOWSERS!!
Dear Aluna,
Please re---play your event night. You will find that do to hot milk spilt/dribbled down your face. The HERO asking, gave the only thing usable at the time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26169379


Dear AC,

Please refer to your initial post where you said you don't give a damn. And then take AC 23909107's panties off your head and put them in the HERO's mouth.

Thank you!
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Dear Aluna,
overcap
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26169379


Dear AC,

:threadrocks:
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I need help finding my favorite underwear, been missind for two weeks now.1dunno1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23909107


AC 26169379 just had them on his head a minute ago...

*looks around*
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Dear Aluna,
Please re---play your event night. You will find that do to hot milk spilt/dribbled down your face. The HERO asking, gave the only thing usable at the time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26169379


What's going on here? I'm interested in the details!!!
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I don't think so...since I'm a guy and I have a smaller waist, she couldn't possibly put them on.hiding probably shouldn't say that though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23909107


You'd be surprised at the kinky stuff those housekeepers are into...

:eyebrow:
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Re: Calling all DOWSERS!!
What's going on here? I'm interested in the details!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26134506


Nothing...I was trying to find something and I did.
Yay me.

Of course it was only possible with the psychic vibes from our friendly neighborhood glpers who came to the rescue with their hushed quiet ninja style tactic.
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10/23/2012 06:21 PM
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Yeah spit it AL...what you got is getting me hot.
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I don't think so...since I'm a guy and I have a smaller waist, she couldn't possibly put them on.hiding probably shouldn't say that though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23909107


You'd be surprised at the kinky stuff those housekeepers are into...

:eyebrow:
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


iwishshe was
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Re: Calling all DOWSERS!!
Dear Aluna,
Please re---play your event night. You will find that do to hot milk spilt/dribbled down your face. The HERO asking, gave the only thing usable at the time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26169379


Dear AC,

Please refer to your initial post where you said you don't give a damn. And then take AC 23909107's panties off your head and put them in the HERO's mouth.

Thank you!
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Dear Aluna,
overcap
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26169379


Dear AC,

:threadrocks:
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


wizkid
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10/23/2012 06:23 PM
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There, DOWSER those Goldenshowers.
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[link to www.vitaliteaccrue.ca]
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10/23/2012 06:29 PM
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Re: Calling all DOWSERS!!
Anyone got any advice or a good HOW-TO on dowsing?

I need some SERIOUS help...

Don't need links to other useless crap to read...looking for what actually works for others that I can try out...

Say you're missing something...a small OBJECT (not something like your virginity... naughty...*points at Fredz*)

charlie

What's your method for finding shit?


Do you like, spin your hands and feel for it, or close your eyes and look inside your mind or what...do you use string and stone or some other tools?

WHAT WORKS FOR YOU??
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


:)

I have always just been shown where the object lays. Even if I haven't seen it in years. I will be shown a picture of its location and there it be.


Even as clear as to what part of the drawer it is in.


It is very precise.

I have had this gift since childhood.


hf
Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
~Seneca
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either you have the ability or you don't....
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I have a Motorolover smoke signal 6G phone with that as an apt. Only works in 5D daylight as it is neutrino powered.

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