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I WANT babies

 
Smoky mountain girl
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10/23/2012 09:00 PM
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I WANT babies
My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... "

I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first.

Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband?

Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first?

Thank you for helping me...
Anonymous Coward
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10/23/2012 09:02 PM
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Dear me... I do believe my brain just ate itself...
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10/23/2012 09:03 PM
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I think your spamming the board with fake made up bullshit!
This time I feel lost in a world so cold and lonely. This time I feel broke and if I left no one would even know me ...
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10/23/2012 09:04 PM
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I can help if you want
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fake
Wherever you go,there you are.

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10/23/2012 09:05 PM
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I think your spamming the board with fake made up bullshit!
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If not take that shit to springer.
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uselss thread. I hope no one feeds you.
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I love this place!!
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10/23/2012 09:08 PM
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Just blow his dad. Spit the spermatazoa into a turkey baster and inject it into your snatch. I know it works cause I had a girl do it to me before.
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10/23/2012 09:10 PM
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My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... "

I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first.

Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband?

Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first?

Thank you for helping me...
 Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520


Even money says you're a fat ugly dude searchin' for jerkin' material. Go someplace else.
Shillin' like a Villain.
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10/23/2012 09:26 PM
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I think your spamming the board with fake made up bullshit!
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this
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10/23/2012 09:33 PM
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My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... "

I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first.

Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband?

Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first?

Thank you for helping me...
 Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520


I plan now to wonder onto a live firing range so that I can be taken down to leave this ridiculous world filled with idiots like OP. OP has to be sarcastic and surfing for attention I do realize.
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10/23/2012 09:35 PM
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I think your spamming the board with fake made up bullshit!
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this, but i enjoyed it.
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10/23/2012 09:37 PM

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Wow.


I mean. Just.


Wow.


I don't even know if this is spam...


Or if it just...


Sets some kind of record.
Anonymous Coward
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10/23/2012 09:40 PM
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NO..U GOT Mountain brood stock already girl..u gotta git er done..

Now..git to yer walmart and make a good batch..then git into the changin room like the rest of them welfare baggie chasing ho's..k
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10/23/2012 09:41 PM
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cool story bro.
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10/23/2012 09:46 PM

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Yeah, you should probably have sex with your father-in-law. I mean you want babies and all right? Good call running it by the GLP troops too! Always best to get that 2nd opinion.

GO GET 'EM GIRL!!!!
"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. "

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10/23/2012 09:57 PM

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Theme song for this thread:


Not intended to be a factual statement.
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10/23/2012 10:02 PM
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All i wanted was a little.help please. Please help me im so lost.
Anonymous Coward
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Dease, this may stop your other trouble with the MIL.
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10/23/2012 10:09 PM
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OP, you are either a troll or the lowest POS inhabiting the lower spheres of Earth.
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10/23/2012 10:12 PM
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My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... "

I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first.

Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband?

Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first?

Thank you for helping me...
 Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520


Very well written, thank you!
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10/23/2012 10:13 PM
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My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... "

I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first.

Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband?

Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first?

Thank you for helping me...
 Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520


ShillOP
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10/23/2012 10:17 PM
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I DONT WORK WALMART!!! JERK. I work at dollywood.
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10/23/2012 10:18 PM
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just do the laundry for a couple of months and let nature take its course.
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10/23/2012 10:22 PM
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Wow.


I mean. Just.


Wow.


I don't even know if this is spam...


Or if it just...


Sets some kind of record.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


chuckle
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10/23/2012 10:32 PM
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Just blow his dad. Spit the spermatazoa into a turkey baster and inject it into your snatch. I know it works cause I had a girl do it to me before.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24470653


...... what?
Anonymous Coward
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10/23/2012 10:33 PM
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just do the laundry for a couple of months and let nature take its course.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26175826

So you think I should let him plant his seed during baby making week. Should i tell my husband?
Guenwyfar

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10/23/2012 10:41 PM
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Oh jeeze.. a train wreck you can't take your eyes off of!

wtf
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10/23/2012 11:02 PM
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I DONT WORK WALMART!!! JERK. I work at dollywood.
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i love dollywood. next time im there ill give you some wood.
Quasar

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10/23/2012 11:09 PM
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Obviously not hybrid producing material...
Nine's

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10/23/2012 11:10 PM
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Is this how you'll explain to your child?

"Of course your daddy can be your brother, just like your grandpa is your father. Of course daddy is also your father, but grandpa is your biological father. And daddy will always be daddy, even though he's also your brother. You know, like aunt Sue and Uncle Joe are your aunt and uncle but they're also your brother and sister."

Don't think you're for real but just in case....bad idea, OP. Real bad idea.

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