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I WANT babies

 
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Oh jeeze.. a train wreck you can't take your eyes off of!

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My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... "

I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first.

Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband?

Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first?

Thank you for helping me...
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Is this how you'll explain to your child?

"Of course your daddy can be your brother, just like your grandpa is your father. Of course daddy is also your father, but grandpa is your biological father. And daddy will always be daddy, even though he's also your brother. You know, like aunt Sue and Uncle Joe are your aunt and uncle but they're also your brother and sister."

Don't think you're for real but just in case....bad idea, OP. Real bad idea.
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What does that have to do with seed planting during planting week? I dont get it?
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My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... "

I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first.

Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband?

Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first?

Thank you for helping me...
 Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520


The obvious troll is obvious.
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You're a meanie weenie and I dont like ypu and i hope you get a foot fugus.
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Dear me... I do believe my brain just ate itself...
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hehe

yer there has been some fucked up spam

are you a palin daughter op?

fuck sake
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My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... "

I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first.

Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband?

Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first?

Thank you for helping me...
 Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520


The obvious troll is obvious.
 Quoting: Chip


You're a meanie weenie and I dont like ypu and i hope you get a foot fugus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21668065


Yeah I know I always spoil all the fun.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda ~David Mills ~ Se7en!

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My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... "

I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first.

Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband?

Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first?

Thank you for helping me...
 Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520





pigchefhfooookaaaay i'll play. give me your address you dumb bitch and i'll mosey on over to fuck the stupid right outta ya.sideways
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My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... "

I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first.

Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband?

Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first?

Thank you for helping me...
 Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520





pigchefhfooookaaaay i'll play. give me your address you dumb bitch and i'll mosey on over to fuck the stupid right outta ya.sideways
 Quoting: eatinmraw 13951732


+1
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda ~David Mills ~ Se7en!

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My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... "

I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first.

Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband?

Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first?

Thank you for helping me...
 Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520


Fucking Red Necks.
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10/23/2012 11:26 PM
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I need help, daddys going to want an answer.
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lol i haven't giggled so much in so long
you guys

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10/23/2012 11:29 PM
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yer too fuckin stoopid... sorry no kids 4U
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now this is some funny shit5a
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At least the Music vid was Great.
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My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... "

I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first.

Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband?

Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first?

Thank you for helping me...
 Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520


Fucking Red Necks.
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secretsyes...i believe that's what she wants us to do.


criscocharlieALL ABOOOOOOOARD!!!
Smoky mountain girl
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Look im not related to daddy, but my aunt, mothers sister, is married to daddy. my husband is my aunts and daddys son and he is missing his big toe on his right foot. He limps a little. So im a little worried that i might have a limper. Now daddy has all his toes, i checked that shit out. So om not so much worried about get some limper from him. Now im no dummy and know DAN is important. do you think there will be a problem giben that my husband is missing a toe? Oh my uncle is missing a toe too, but i dont want to have a bsby with him, that.would be to weird! so whst do you think i should do, help please....p
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Is this how you'll explain to your child?

"Of course your daddy can be your brother, just like your grandpa is your father. Of course daddy is also your father, but grandpa is your biological father. And daddy will always be daddy, even though he's also your brother. You know, like aunt Sue and Uncle Joe are your aunt and uncle but they're also your brother and sister."

Don't think you're for real but just in case....bad idea, OP. Real bad idea.
 Quoting: Nine's


Sounds like HILLBILLY MORMONISM..heee haw!
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Dear me... I do believe my brain just ate itself...
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It just ate mine too.

I'm actually stunned here. I've been on glp long enough that nothing shocks me anymore .....until this.

OP, whether or not you are being honest here, please don't reproduce
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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Look im not related to daddy, but my aunt, mothers sister, is married to daddy. my husband is my aunts and daddys son and he is missing his big toe on his right foot. He limps a little. So im a little worried that i might have a limper. Now daddy has all his toes, i checked that shit out. So om not so much worried about get some limper from him. Now im no dummy and know DAN is important. do you think there will be a problem giben that my husband is missing a toe? Oh my uncle is missing a toe too, but i dont want to have a bsby with him, that.would be to weird! so whst do you think i should do, help please....p
 Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 21668065


Wow. Decisions, decisions. The DAN should be fine. Not real sure about the DNA though. Iffin an axe chopped off the toe, there shouldn't be a problem. But if it's a defective jean or somethin', there's always adoption. Wouldn't want a limper. But, maybe the child would only limp on one foot, ya s'pose? asmileie
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My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... "

I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first.

Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband?

Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first?

Thank you for helping me...
 Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520


You're an asshole.
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OP, are ya good lookin'?
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We all breathe the same air.
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OP, are ya good lookin'?
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omklpt
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

wisc_natureboy
I pee outside.

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OP, are ya good lookin'?
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omklpt
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What???? chuckle

I thought and thought what could make this thread better,
and then it came to me...OP's pic.
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We all breathe the same air.
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LOL ya Goofball
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

smoky mountain girl
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OP, are ya good lookin'?
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OP, are ya good lookin'?
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Yes I am! Im real short 5 foot, wellreally 4" 9 and a half, l work at dollywood in the "hillbilly college" show. It about how to be real hillbilly. We make soap. I have real long legs and an even longer waist. But I know what you real want to know about is my boobs, all guys want to know that! one is bigger than the other but i fix that with cotton, and dolly dont care. Oh yeah, i have a third nipple. i m skinny, no fattys at dollywood thats the rule. Now please back to my problem in morning here and i got to go to work, it baby making week and my husbsnd thinks its next week so he wont be bugging me with little ripper, yeah he named it. i call it peanut, it makes me laugh, he hates it when i call it peanut, i dont get it but it does slow him down and sometimes he doesnt eant to do it. buttttttt, daddys going to want an answer and so will my aunt and its baby making week so ppppllllleeeeaaaassssseeee help sould i let daddy help Weasle and i have a baby!!!!!!!!! Remrmber daddys not my daddy he's Weasle's daddy and im not related im only related to daddys wife my aunt ruthie who is my mothers sister. but i dont even think im related to my aunt, my mama and her sister, my aunt, were adobted from the Ohio River jones side of the family. they live on yhe river. Waiti hrar daddy cominh down the hall and Weasle has gone down stairs for his morning coffee....... shit..... WHAT AM I GOING TO DO????? He goi.g to the bathroom...... I hear the water running, he washing something.... I got to go and hurry and put a top on. Weasle likes it if i onle wear bottoms. Wait, shit, shit, SHIT he is turn the door knob im under the covers ..... i can hear the door opening..... he is calling my name shit shit i got to go
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I want to stop reading this.. but just can't chuckle
Guenwyfar

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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

"Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem."
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I dont get why anyone marries short men. You KNOW kids from that copulation will make short kids. Do you not like men? Male childs get mentally disturbed if they think they will be short.

YOU chose this shortass man. Divorce him....meet taller men. Dont use your f...it doesnt bode well.atherinlaw for sperm.
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is that you Mary Sue Ellen?Im goone tell Paw you were on the puter again and not doing yer chores.

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