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Chip Forum Moderator  User ID: 2339651  United States10/23/2012 11:12 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... " Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520 I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first. Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband? Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first? Thank you for helping me... The obvious troll is obvious. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 21668065 United States10/23/2012 11:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is this how you'll explain to your child? Quoting: Nine's "Of course your daddy can be your brother, just like your grandpa is your father. Of course daddy is also your father, but grandpa is your biological father. And daddy will always be daddy, even though he's also your brother. You know, like aunt Sue and Uncle Joe are your aunt and uncle but they're also your brother and sister." Don't think you're for real but just in case....bad idea, OP. Real bad idea. What does that have to do with seed planting during planting week? I dont get it? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 21668065 United States10/23/2012 11:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... " Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520 I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first. Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband? Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first? Thank you for helping me... The obvious troll is obvious. You're a meanie weenie and I dont like ypu and i hope you get a foot fugus. |
| shake User ID: 17051755  United Kingdom10/23/2012 11:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Chip Forum Moderator User ID: 2339651 United States10/23/2012 11:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... " Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520 I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first. Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband? Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first? Thank you for helping me... The obvious troll is obvious. You're a meanie weenie and I dont like ypu and i hope you get a foot fugus. Yeah I know I always spoil all the fun. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain |
| eatinmraw User ID: 13951732 United States10/23/2012 11:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... " Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520 I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first. Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband? Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first? Thank you for helping me...   ooookaaaay i'll play. give me your address you dumb bitch and i'll mosey on over to fuck the stupid right outta ya. |
| Chip Forum Moderator User ID: 2339651 United States10/23/2012 11:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... " Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520 I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first. Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband? Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first? Thank you for helping me... ooookaaaay i'll play. give me your address you dumb bitch and i'll mosey on over to fuck the stupid right outta ya.+1 Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 25533865  Czech Republic10/23/2012 11:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... " Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520 I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first. Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband? Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first? Thank you for helping me... Fucking Red Necks. |
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| eatinmraw User ID: 13951732 United States10/23/2012 11:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... " Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520 I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first. Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband? Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first? Thank you for helping me... Fucking Red Necks.  yes...i believe that's what she wants us to do.   ALL ABOOOOOOOARD!!! |
| Smoky mountain girl User ID: 21668065 United States10/24/2012 12:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Look im not related to daddy, but my aunt, mothers sister, is married to daddy. my husband is my aunts and daddys son and he is missing his big toe on his right foot. He limps a little. So im a little worried that i might have a limper. Now daddy has all his toes, i checked that shit out. So om not so much worried about get some limper from him. Now im no dummy and know DAN is important. do you think there will be a problem giben that my husband is missing a toe? Oh my uncle is missing a toe too, but i dont want to have a bsby with him, that.would be to weird! so whst do you think i should do, help please....p |
| Gonviral User ID: 25765527 United States10/24/2012 12:12 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is this how you'll explain to your child? Quoting: Nine's "Of course your daddy can be your brother, just like your grandpa is your father. Of course daddy is also your father, but grandpa is your biological father. And daddy will always be daddy, even though he's also your brother. You know, like aunt Sue and Uncle Joe are your aunt and uncle but they're also your brother and sister." Don't think you're for real but just in case....bad idea, OP. Real bad idea. Sounds like HILLBILLY MORMONISM..heee haw! |
| Only Me ...there is no you User ID: 17119122 United States10/24/2012 12:18 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It just ate mine too. I'm actually stunned here. I've been on glp long enough that nothing shocks me anymore .....until this. OP, whether or not you are being honest here, please don't reproduce Here is where I look back. Here is where you fell. This is where I got up, Shaking off my tail This is where your rope trick Started to look stale. A greyhound pass for the boy in the well. |
| Nine's User ID: 23438707 United States10/24/2012 12:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Look im not related to daddy, but my aunt, mothers sister, is married to daddy. my husband is my aunts and daddys son and he is missing his big toe on his right foot. He limps a little. So im a little worried that i might have a limper. Now daddy has all his toes, i checked that shit out. So om not so much worried about get some limper from him. Now im no dummy and know DAN is important. do you think there will be a problem giben that my husband is missing a toe? Oh my uncle is missing a toe too, but i dont want to have a bsby with him, that.would be to weird! so whst do you think i should do, help please....p Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 21668065 Wow. Decisions, decisions. The DAN should be fine. Not real sure about the DNA though. Iffin an axe chopped off the toe, there shouldn't be a problem. But if it's a defective jean or somethin', there's always adoption. Wouldn't want a limper. But, maybe the child would only limp on one foot, ya s'pose?  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 21211135 United States10/24/2012 12:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... " Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520 I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first. Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband? Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first? Thank you for helping me... You're an asshole. |
| wisc_natureboy I pee outside. User ID: 26148450 United States10/24/2012 12:31 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Only Me ...there is no you User ID: 17109519 United States10/24/2012 12:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| wisc_natureboy I pee outside. User ID: 26148450 United States10/24/2012 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| smoky mountain girl User ID: 21668065 United States10/24/2012 09:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes I am! Im real short 5 foot, wellreally 4" 9 and a half, l work at dollywood in the "hillbilly college" show. It about how to be real hillbilly. We make soap. I have real long legs and an even longer waist. But I know what you real want to know about is my boobs, all guys want to know that! one is bigger than the other but i fix that with cotton, and dolly dont care. Oh yeah, i have a third nipple. i m skinny, no fattys at dollywood thats the rule. Now please back to my problem in morning here and i got to go to work, it baby making week and my husbsnd thinks its next week so he wont be bugging me with little ripper, yeah he named it. i call it peanut, it makes me laugh, he hates it when i call it peanut, i dont get it but it does slow him down and sometimes he doesnt eant to do it. buttttttt, daddys going to want an answer and so will my aunt and its baby making week so ppppllllleeeeaaaassssseeee help sould i let daddy help Weasle and i have a baby!!!!!!!!! Remrmber daddys not my daddy he's Weasle's daddy and im not related im only related to daddys wife my aunt ruthie who is my mothers sister. but i dont even think im related to my aunt, my mama and her sister, my aunt, were adobted from the Ohio River jones side of the family. they live on yhe river. Waiti hrar daddy cominh down the hall and Weasle has gone down stairs for his morning coffee....... shit..... WHAT AM I GOING TO DO????? He goi.g to the bathroom...... I hear the water running, he washing something.... I got to go and hurry and put a top on. Weasle likes it if i onle wear bottoms. Wait, shit, shit, SHIT he is turn the door knob im under the covers ..... i can hear the door opening..... he is calling my name shit shit i got to go |
| Guenwyfar User ID: 24419775 United States10/24/2012 09:35 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I want to stop reading this.. but just can't  Guenwyfar "Karma is like a rubberband.. it can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face." "Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." "Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem." |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 13250526  Australia10/24/2012 10:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I dont get why anyone marries short men. You KNOW kids from that copulation will make short kids. Do you not like men? Male childs get mentally disturbed if they think they will be short. YOU chose this shortass man. Divorce him....meet taller men. Dont use your f...it doesnt bode well.atherinlaw for sperm. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 22108680  New Zealand10/24/2012 10:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
