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I WANT babies

 
ManOfSin

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10/24/2012 10:18 AM
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Dear me... I do believe my brain just ate itself...
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that sum funny shita rights thare!!

Pray on adultery, funny as all get out.
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10/24/2012 10:24 AM

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[link to www.youtube.com]
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Smoky mountain girl
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10/24/2012 02:39 PM
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WOW that was close.... He opened the door and called my name and then left... Got my top on and ran down stairs using the back stairwell..... Beat him to the dinner table... He nice.. but I need you help.... tell me what to do. Please...

I'm off to Dollywood, wish me luck. I may be able to stir the pot of soap today.... extra .25 cent an hour..

Thank you.
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10/24/2012 02:44 PM
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Dear Out-house Forum,

I have a really interesting story for your "Lovin' Like A Redneck" series. It's a love triangle story for the ages, set right here in Appalachia...
Quasar

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10/24/2012 04:13 PM

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I fail to understand human humor behavior...
Born of the Cosmos...

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Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomini Tuo Da Gloriam...
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10/24/2012 04:16 PM
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My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... "

I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first.

Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband?

Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first?

Thank you for helping me...
 Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520


popcorn more, more, more, this could be a book, a novel ,a movie, a mini seriespopcornpopcornpopcorn
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10/24/2012 09:50 PM
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Bump
Dr.DoomLittle

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10/25/2012 02:17 AM
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My husband, all 5 foot 3 inches of him can't seem to get the job done. His Dad, all 6 foot 4 inches, wants to help out. He has had 8 kids. His wife is really short is always talkin' about how all she had to do was wash his pants in the scrub board and she'd have a kid... she said "He soaked into her fingers... "

I told her once, I'd sure like to wash his pants... she told me, "I bet you would and if you scrubbed long enough, you'd have twins..." I think she was telling me that it would be alright. I know that she really want grandchildren and we'd be the first.

Do you think she was giving me the okay to bed her husband?

Do you think I should go to church and pray on it first?

Thank you for helping me...
 Quoting: Smoky mountain girl 820520


why the fuck would you want to breed?

bring life into this world? WTF are you thinking?

They wont be anything. They will have no future without "approval". they wont have approval without the proper bloodline. they'll sport a microchip and have delusionsof gradure, get an $300,000 education that is not even an economic solution, believe in false gods, believe in bullshit nationalism that is really oligarchy; think paper currency is valuable, etc etc... exist under the elitist veil of deception working some shitty unproductive job until the end when in old age they wait in impoverished suffering for their social security check (if its there) so they can go to the goddamn indian casino and lose it in one day; because they "bought into the bullshit".

and suffer in impoverisment for another 29 days....

to paraphrase, i think it was einstein that said "insanity is expecting a different result from the same behavior..."

rant

Last Edited by Intergalactic Diplomat on 10/25/2012 02:23 AM
wisc_natureboy
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12/26/2012 09:33 PM

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Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 10:03 PM
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Dear me... I do believe my brain just ate itself...
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Best response ever lol
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 10:15 PM
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Hey, I think I meant you when I was floating down the Chattooga River one day... :)
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 10:52 PM
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Man, I am laughing so hard I damn near pee'd the bed. But then I'd have a hillbilly water bed.
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 10:55 PM
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Girlie, my guess is that there's more than two men there in Bug Tussle. Why don't you go find a cousin - that's what the city folks in the next county do.
wisc_natureboy
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12/26/2012 10:58 PM

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Man, I am laughing so hard I damn near pee'd the bed. But then I'd have a hillbilly water bed.
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I know, right?

'She' has 4 other threads where the hilarity continues.
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