I WANT babies

Dear Out-house Forum,

I have a really interesting story for your "Lovin' Like A Redneck" series. It's a love triangle story for the ages, set right here in Appalachia...

I fail to understand human humor behavior...

more, more, more, this could be a book, a novel ,a movie, a mini series

Bump

why the fuck would you want to breed?

bring life into this world? WTF are you thinking?

They wont be anything. They will have no future without "approval". they wont have approval without the proper bloodline. they'll sport a microchip and have delusionsof gradure, get an $300,000 education that is not even an economic solution, believe in false gods, believe in bullshit nationalism that is really oligarchy; think paper currency is valuable, etc etc... exist under the elitist veil of deception working some shitty unproductive job until the end when in old age they wait in impoverished suffering for their social security check (if its there) so they can go to the goddamn indian casino and lose it in one day; because they "bought into the bullshit".

and suffer in impoverisment for another 29 days....

to paraphrase, i think it was einstein that said "insanity is expecting a different result from the same behavior..."



Last Edited by Intergalactic Diplomat on 10/25/2012 02:23 AM

Best response ever

Hey, I think I meant you when I was floating down the Chattooga River one day... :)

Man, I am laughing so hard I damn near pee'd the bed. But then I'd have a hillbilly water bed.

Girlie, my guess is that there's more than two men there in Bug Tussle. Why don't you go find a cousin - that's what the city folks in the next county do.

I know, right?

'She' has 4 other threads where the hilarity continues.

lol

That's Appalachian American water bed.

I remember this thread

I really hope you don't end up reproducing is all I can say

Imagine the kids reaction when he finds out how he was conceived one day and that's gotta be the weirdest thing I've ever heard of