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God is always looking for beautiful young virgin girls.

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/24/2012 06:38 PM
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God is always looking for beautiful young virgin girls.
God is always looking for beautiful young virgin girls.

This is why many saintly religious women die young. God causes these beautiful women to die early so that he can personally have them in heaven.


Examples :

*Kateri Tekakwitha died a virgin at age 24

*Therese of Lisieux died at virgin at age 24

*Elizabeth of Hungary, died a widow at age 24


There are many more examples out there.
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10/24/2012 06:39 PM
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Re: God is always looking for beautiful young virgin girls.
Slim pickins for God these days.
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10/25/2012 01:54 AM
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Re: God is always looking for beautiful young virgin girls.
bump
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10/25/2012 01:57 AM
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Bad bitches for GOD.

NICE.
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10/25/2012 06:21 AM
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Re: God is always looking for beautiful young virgin girls.
Not to mention he has to round up 72 virgins for every Muslim who straps on a bomb to himself and blows up innocent women and children!
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