I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...

I have a new girlfriend. A beautiful new girlfriend, from Thailand. She's very thoughtful and caring, and she told me that we shouldn't let a small penis cause problems in what could otherwise be a very active and enjoyable sex life...

The thing is, i'd rather she didn't have one at all.

...what would you guys do in my position..?

Can she squirt..?

I have a new girlfriend. A beautiful new girlfriend, from Thailand. She's very thoughtful and caring, and she told me that we shouldn't let a small penis cause problems in what could otherwise be a very active and enjoyable sex life...

The thing is, i'd rather she didn't have one at all.

...what would you guys do in my position..?

Your dad is gay. And your mum. And your grandad. And your grandma. And your great grandad. And your great grandma.

And you're irish, which makes it twice as bad.

You were going to have a new brother or sister last night but your cunt mother spat it all over the ground.

Id say your family must be so disappointed to have produced a dirty queer. Hope you catch aids you fucking flamer. LOL

What the fuck's your problem today, you weird little irish mong-tard..?

Jesus - Just because you live a twisted, fucked up life in a fucked up little country where 90% of the inhabitants are alcoholics and accents that the rest of the world can't understand, no need to come on here making your fucking mouth go...

y' a prick, so y' are!

Well, Mr Fuckwitt - If you look again, you'll see the posting that refers to your family was made by another poster - not by me.

Maybe if you remained sober for long enough to stay with the thread, you'd have seen that - instead of going off on a fucking tangent and looking like a grade 1 bellend.

Now, haven't you got some pots of gold to run around with, or some potato's to pick or something..?

if you impregnate a thai chick with a big clit how many times more likely is it that your kids gonna have a mess down there? inquiring minds must know!

You think I don't know that was you, just not signed in moran. I could tell by the stupid name you used. So fucking predictable. No go and blow your faggot ladyboy faggot.

If you do that, you end up with a right ugly little angry ginger headed spunk trough...

I mean, where else did you think you get Irish people from..?

Well that just proves all the preconceptions about the Irish as correct...

If i had done that, then it'd still have the same IP address underneath, you fucking dopey bollock.

Take a bow, numbnuts, you've finally graduated from "Daft Cunt's Comprehensive".

The thing I don't get is why you would refer to yourself as cloggy bastard. Surely your boyfriend would fix that?

The thing I don't get is why you would refer to yourself as cloggy bastard. Surely your boyfriend would fix that?

I have a new girlfriend. A beautiful new girlfriend, from Thailand. She's very thoughtful and caring, and she told me that we shouldn't let a small penis cause problems in what could otherwise be a very active and enjoyable sex life...

The thing is, i'd rather she didn't have one at all.

...what would you guys do in my position..?

somebody explain to my why there's so many trannies in thailand? is there something in the water? or are they electing to have surgery? TELL ME!

does it just SEEM like there are alot? or is thailand just full of weird genderbender genetics?

No, most ladyboys are just hookers. But what I mean is, it is reasonably easy to spot them, specially up close, and even if you have a dozen drinks under the belt.

But inevitably guys hook up with them for the night, some willingly, some not. The 'not' crowd - those who thought they were real women, inevitably are brits more often than not. The brits (not a hard and fast rule) seem to lack the ability to discriminate, thinking they are women.

Ladyboys, especially thais, operate across asia in tier 1 city expat bar hangouts, like Hong Kong, Shanghai, HCMC, KL, Singapore etc. Seen many a brit fall victim first hand, and most expat tales of those who fall victim involve brits.

As long as you don't make eye contact or touch balls it should be fine.

...is that the rule..?

If i don't make eye contact or touch balls it's not gay, right..?