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I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...

 
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Gay.
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Your dad is gay. And your mum. And your grandad. And your grandma. And your great grandad. And your great grandma.

And you're irish, which makes it twice as bad.
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LMAO
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rofl
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I have a new girlfriend. A beautiful new girlfriend, from Thailand. She's very thoughtful and caring, and she told me that we shouldn't let a small penis cause problems in what could otherwise be a very active and enjoyable sex life...

The thing is, i'd rather she didn't have one at all.

...what would you guys do in my position..?
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Sure she's a girl? Katoey Katoey lololololololoo.
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Can she squirt..?
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Can she squirt..?
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...can you..?
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I have a new girlfriend. A beautiful new girlfriend, from Thailand. She's very thoughtful and caring, and she told me that we shouldn't let a small penis cause problems in what could otherwise be a very active and enjoyable sex life...

The thing is, i'd rather she didn't have one at all.

...what would you guys do in my position..?
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i was gonna say 'dont trust asian bitches' but since its a t gurl... you should be ok
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Can you t-bag a t-gurl, then..?
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10/30/2012 11:09 AM
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guys you are on the wrong webpage....your submind enjoys pornolab.netwhatever
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10/30/2012 11:10 AM
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Gay.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26297393


Your dad is gay. And your mum. And your grandad. And your grandma. And your great grandad. And your great grandma.

And you're irish, which makes it twice as bad.
 Quoting: Cloggy Bastard 24469340


norespect Says the faggot who blows ladyboys. And you're English so that makes it 10 times as bad! ;)
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10/30/2012 11:22 AM
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Tummy swords...
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10/30/2012 11:28 AM
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Gay.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26297393


Your dad is gay. And your mum. And your grandad. And your grandma. And your great grandad. And your great grandma.

And you're irish, which makes it twice as bad.
 Quoting: Cloggy Bastard 24469340


LMAO
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Fuck you Kraut! bird
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You were going to have a new brother or sister last night but your cunt mother spat it all over the ground.
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Id say your family must be so disappointed to have produced a dirty queer. Hope you catch aids you fucking flamer. LOL
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What the fuck's your problem today, you weird little irish mong-tard..?

Jesus - Just because you live a twisted, fucked up life in a fucked up little country where 90% of the inhabitants are alcoholics and accents that the rest of the world can't understand, no need to come on here making your fucking mouth go...

y' a prick, so y' are!
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You were going to have a new brother or sister last night but your cunt mother spat it all over the ground.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8318906


Id say your family must be so disappointed to have produced a dirty queer. Hope you catch aids you fucking flamer. LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8318906


What the fuck's your problem today, you weird little irish mong-tard..?

Jesus - Just because you live a twisted, fucked up life in a fucked up little country where 90% of the inhabitants are alcoholics and accents that the rest of the world can't understand, no need to come on here making your fucking mouth go...

y' a prick, so y' are!
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My problem is you you English swine. Bringing my family into it you fucking scumbag. And don't fucking talk to me about a nation of alcoholics you fucking hypocrite bastard, like your country is any different you buck-tooth fuck. Do you lot not have dentists over there? Jeeze, some of you fucks look like vampires over there in muzzieland. And an English man railing on accents? Don't make me fucking laugh. cruise
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Well, Mr Fuckwitt - If you look again, you'll see the posting that refers to your family was made by another poster - not by me.

Maybe if you remained sober for long enough to stay with the thread, you'd have seen that - instead of going off on a fucking tangent and looking like a grade 1 bellend.

Now, haven't you got some pots of gold to run around with, or some potato's to pick or something..?
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Well, Mr Fuckwitt - If you look again, you'll see the posting that refers to your family was made by another poster - not by me.

Maybe if you remained sober for long enough to stay with the thread, you'd have seen that - instead of going off on a fucking tangent and looking like a grade 1 bellend.

Now, haven't you got some pots of gold to run around with, or some potato's to pick or something..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


You think I don't know that was you, just not signed in moran. I could tell by the stupid name you used. So fucking predictable. No go and blow your faggot ladyboy faggot.
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10/30/2012 12:51 PM
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somebody explain to my why there's so many trannies in thailand? is there something in the water? or are they electing to have surgery? TELL ME!

does it just SEEM like there are alot? or is thailand just full of weird genderbender genetics?

if you impregnate a thai chick with a big clit how many times more likely is it that your kids gonna have a mess down there? inquiring minds must know!
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10/30/2012 01:41 PM
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if you impregnate a thai chick with a big clit how many times more likely is it that your kids gonna have a mess down there? inquiring minds must know!
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If you do that, you end up with a right ugly little angry ginger headed spunk trough...

I mean, where else did you think you get Irish people from..?
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Well, Mr Fuckwitt - If you look again, you'll see the posting that refers to your family was made by another poster - not by me.

Maybe if you remained sober for long enough to stay with the thread, you'd have seen that - instead of going off on a fucking tangent and looking like a grade 1 bellend.

Now, haven't you got some pots of gold to run around with, or some potato's to pick or something..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


You think I don't know that was you, just not signed in moran. I could tell by the stupid name you used. So fucking predictable. No go and blow your faggot ladyboy faggot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8318906


Well that just proves all the preconceptions about the Irish as correct...

If i had done that, then it'd still have the same IP address underneath, you fucking dopey bollock.

Take a bow, numbnuts, you've finally graduated from "Daft Cunt's Comprehensive".
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10/30/2012 03:26 PM
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if you impregnate a thai chick with a big clit how many times more likely is it that your kids gonna have a mess down there? inquiring minds must know!
 Quoting: Kharnifex


If you do that, you end up with a right ugly little angry ginger headed spunk trough...

I mean, where else did you think you get Irish people from..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


Stop speaking about your mother like that. The english came from a lady-boys aids ridden arsehole.
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
Well, Mr Fuckwitt - If you look again, you'll see the posting that refers to your family was made by another poster - not by me.

Maybe if you remained sober for long enough to stay with the thread, you'd have seen that - instead of going off on a fucking tangent and looking like a grade 1 bellend.

Now, haven't you got some pots of gold to run around with, or some potato's to pick or something..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


You think I don't know that was you, just not signed in moran. I could tell by the stupid name you used. So fucking predictable. No go and blow your faggot ladyboy faggot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8318906


Well that just proves all the preconceptions about the Irish as correct...

If i had done that, then it'd still have the same IP address underneath, you fucking dopey bollock.

Take a bow, numbnuts, you've finally graduated from "Daft Cunt's Comprehensive".
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


Eh you could have done that at work or somewhere else you handicapped bastard.


Thread: NY Cop tried to kidnap and eat women...

I see you like to use the word bellend. Coincidence, I don't think so. Now go and get those hideous crooked teeth fixed you anal fucker.
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The thing I don't get is why you would refer to yourself as cloggy bastard. Surely your boyfriend would fix that? lmao
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The thing I don't get is why you would refer to yourself as cloggy bastard. Surely your boyfriend would fix that? lmao
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The thing I don't get is why you would refer to yourself as cloggy bastard. Surely your boyfriend would fix that? lmao
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Ha! This man really is the bellend.
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 Quoting: Debauchery


lolsignrofllolsign
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As long as you don't make eye contact or touch balls it should be fine.
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I have a new girlfriend. A beautiful new girlfriend, from Thailand. She's very thoughtful and caring, and she told me that we shouldn't let a small penis cause problems in what could otherwise be a very active and enjoyable sex life...

The thing is, i'd rather she didn't have one at all.

...what would you guys do in my position..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


find yourself a PURE woman. there are many lovely THAI women
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somebody explain to my why there's so many trannies in thailand? is there something in the water? or are they electing to have surgery? TELL ME!

does it just SEEM like there are alot? or is thailand just full of weird genderbender genetics?
 Quoting: Kharnifex


Beats the f*ck out of me. I live here. See a few everytime I go to the mall.

Funny thread. Made my night. Peace.
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After about 15 years of partying around Asia, I can safely say that those who genuinely fall victim to ladyboys (and it DOES happen) are more often than not Brits.
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You mean they fall in love with them or are ladyboys some kind of crooks?
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No, most ladyboys are just hookers. But what I mean is, it is reasonably easy to spot them, specially up close, and even if you have a dozen drinks under the belt.

But inevitably guys hook up with them for the night, some willingly, some not. The 'not' crowd - those who thought they were real women, inevitably are brits more often than not. The brits (not a hard and fast rule) seem to lack the ability to discriminate, thinking they are women.

Ladyboys, especially thais, operate across asia in tier 1 city expat bar hangouts, like Hong Kong, Shanghai, HCMC, KL, Singapore etc. Seen many a brit fall victim first hand, and most expat tales of those who fall victim involve brits.
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The Brits aren't used to seeing much feminine beauty, so they can't really be expected to be connoisseurs.
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As long as you don't make eye contact or touch balls it should be fine.
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...is that the rule..?

If i don't make eye contact or touch balls it's not gay, right..?
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As long as you don't make eye contact or touch balls it should be fine.
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...is that the rule..?

If i don't make eye contact or touch balls it's not gay, right..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


Neither is it gay in a 3 way... unless the third's another ladyboy or guy.

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