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I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...

 
GeordieLegend (OP)

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11/01/2012 07:51 AM
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As long as you don't make eye contact or touch balls it should be fine.
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...is that the rule..?

If i don't make eye contact or touch balls it's not gay, right..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


Neither is it gay in a 3 way... unless the third's another ladyboy or guy.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


What if the woman is Irish? Does that make it gay? Irish women can be kinda rough...
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11/02/2012 06:09 AM
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Pissed myself! Nice!
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11/02/2012 01:40 PM
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11/02/2012 01:46 PM
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Did she eat your dog?
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11/02/2012 01:47 PM
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Did she eat your dog?
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His hot dog...
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11/02/2012 06:54 PM

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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
i don't see how you could avoid touching ball, and theres no way in hell you'd be able to slip it in cause the shaft'd be hanging down block.......wait a minute.... they DO have vaginas right? i never really thought too deeply about this but now i'm kinda scared and confused whats really going on down there? do they have like meat hanger labias with a single ball in each? or no balls? or a tight little taint sack? i'm curious as fuck but don't want to be scarred for life by figuring this shit out visually. can't some thai guy explain it like a straight man? i know theres gotta be a nohomo way to go about this.
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11/02/2012 07:10 PM
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cruise !!!!!!!

my first thought was also penis related.
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11/03/2012 04:35 AM
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i don't see how you could avoid touching ball, and theres no way in hell you'd be able to slip it in cause the shaft'd be hanging down block.......wait a minute.... they DO have vaginas right? i never really thought too deeply about this but now i'm kinda scared and confused whats really going on down there? do they have like meat hanger labias with a single ball in each? or no balls? or a tight little taint sack? i'm curious as fuck but don't want to be scarred for life by figuring this shit out visually. can't some thai guy explain it like a straight man? i know theres gotta be a nohomo way to go about this.
 Quoting: Kharnifex


^^^
This!!
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11/03/2012 05:32 AM
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Hook, line and sinker. lol OP
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11/03/2012 05:53 AM
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English People are So Dumb. I'm Glad I'm German :D
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English People are So Dumb. I'm Glad I'm German :D
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two world wars and one world cup, lol
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11/03/2012 06:02 AM
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i don't see how you could avoid touching ball, and theres no way in hell you'd be able to slip it in cause the shaft'd be hanging down block.......wait a minute.... they DO have vaginas right? i never really thought too deeply about this but now i'm kinda scared and confused whats really going on down there? do they have like meat hanger labias with a single ball in each? or no balls? or a tight little taint sack? i'm curious as fuck but don't want to be scarred for life by figuring this shit out visually. can't some thai guy explain it like a straight man? i know theres gotta be a nohomo way to go about this.
 Quoting: Kharnifex


some women have big draping meat curtains. lol
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11/05/2012 08:06 AM
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i don't see how you could avoid touching ball, and theres no way in hell you'd be able to slip it in cause the shaft'd be hanging down block.......wait a minute.... they DO have vaginas right? i never really thought too deeply about this but now i'm kinda scared and confused whats really going on down there? do they have like meat hanger labias with a single ball in each? or no balls? or a tight little taint sack? i'm curious as fuck but don't want to be scarred for life by figuring this shit out visually. can't some thai guy explain it like a straight man? i know theres gotta be a nohomo way to go about this.
 Quoting: Kharnifex


some women have big draping meat curtains. lol
 Quoting: EJ25LVR


Depends on the kind of women you socialise with i suppose, my friend...
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11/06/2012 02:32 AM
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English People are So Dumb. I'm Glad I'm German :D
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11/07/2012 03:19 PM

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i don't see how you could avoid touching ball, and theres no way in hell you'd be able to slip it in cause the shaft'd be hanging down block.......wait a minute.... they DO have vaginas right? i never really thought too deeply about this but now i'm kinda scared and confused whats really going on down there? do they have like meat hanger labias with a single ball in each? or no balls? or a tight little taint sack? i'm curious as fuck but don't want to be scarred for life by figuring this shit out visually. can't some thai guy explain it like a straight man? i know theres gotta be a nohomo way to go about this.
 Quoting: Kharnifex


some women have big draping meat curtains. lol
 Quoting: EJ25LVR


Depends on the kind of women you socialise with i suppose, my friend...
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


what you gonna judge a girl by the length of her labia? like "ohh, her meat curtains hang down like a half inch, she's one of THOSE types"

i'd socialize the shit outa some cute girl with drapes. maybe i'm missing something here.
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GeordieLegend (OP)

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11/08/2012 01:27 AM
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Each to their own, is all i'm saying.
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11/19/2012 11:22 AM
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11/19/2012 11:23 AM
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
great

the op has a she male or one of them flat faced flat ass asians

good for u dutch crap boy op

you can have skinny brats that like to kick and sell kids
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11/20/2012 04:31 AM
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great

the op has a she male or one of them flat faced flat ass asians

good for u dutch crap boy op

you can have skinny brats that like to kick and sell kids
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28075562


I dont even understand what any of that post means...
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11/25/2012 09:18 AM

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After about 15 years of partying around Asia, I can safely say that those who genuinely fall victim to ladyboys (and it DOES happen) are more often than not Brits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26318534


LOL.
You're talking out of your arse.
Live and let live.
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11/25/2012 09:46 AM
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
I have a new girlfriend. A beautiful new girlfriend, from Thailand. She's very thoughtful and caring, and she told me that we shouldn't let a small penis cause problems in what could otherwise be a very active and enjoyable sex life...

The thing is, i'd rather she didn't have one at all.

...what would you guys do in my position..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend

Why date a Thai BOY when there are thousands of beautiful Dutch women?Are you a fat bald ageing Dutch desperado taking the Thai bride option or are you a confused Dutch wierdo with a penchant for Men with breasts
GeordieLegend (OP)

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11/26/2012 08:58 AM
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
Neither, you fucking plum.

I'm English.

By the way, have you noticed how 95% of dutch birds are stunners until they hit around 30, then they change into weird, twisted looking hags who i wouldn't touch with the cock of a stranger, never mind my own...

Its weird. Really, really weird.
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11/26/2012 08:59 AM
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After about 15 years of partying around Asia, I can safely say that those who genuinely fall victim to ladyboys (and it DOES happen) are more often than not Brits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26318534


LOL.
You're talking out of your arse.
 Quoting: elway69


I agree. BULLSHIT.

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11/27/2012 07:49 PM
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11/30/2012 05:36 AM
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peace
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peace
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wtf
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