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I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...

 
ItsaTwister

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02/19/2013 01:40 AM
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No worries, hey man go with it! If you love each other, then commit to one another and be happy! So many people are lonely in the world, so be blessed to have someone and be in love!

But do talk together about the times we live in and be prepared in every way - spiritually, emotionally and physically. Okay? Blessings!!
GeordieLegend (OP)

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02/19/2013 01:49 AM
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Be prepared for what, exactly..?
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02/19/2013 02:13 AM
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
Im tired of seeing this dumb topic about trans-whatever, let this topic die.
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Why don't we let you die, you fucking miserable cunt.
 Quoting: Sperminator 24282023


Are you one of those Brits who fell for a ladyboy?

This topic is very interesting!
GeordieLegend (OP)

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02/19/2013 10:14 AM
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Im tired of seeing this dumb topic about trans-whatever, let this topic die.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


Why don't we let you die, you fucking miserable cunt.
 Quoting: Sperminator 24282023


Are you one of those Brits who fell for a ladyboy?

This topic is very interesting!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34292072


Why - Are you one of the Ladyboys who fell for a Brit..?
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Anonymous Coward
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03/19/2013 02:38 PM
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03/19/2013 02:41 PM
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03/19/2013 02:46 PM
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03/19/2013 02:52 PM
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
I have a new girlfriend. A beautiful new girlfriend, from Thailand. She's very thoughtful and caring, and she told me that we shouldn't let a small penis cause problems in what could otherwise be a very active and enjoyable sex life...

The thing is, i'd rather she didn't have one at all.

...what would you guys do in my position..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


Does she really have a penis or is it the clitoris? And if its the latter, are you retarded op?
GeordieLegend (OP)

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04/12/2013 01:40 PM
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
She said it was a massive clit, but it's totally knob like.

...I'm 99% sure it's a todger...

Oh, and clits don't have balls. Lieing bitch...
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GeordieLegend (OP)

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05/12/2013 06:56 PM
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05/12/2013 06:58 PM
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roflrofl
GeordieLegend (OP)

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05/18/2013 06:45 AM
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05/18/2013 07:19 AM
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COCK MUNCHER!!!! whateverwhateverwhatever

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GeordieLegend (OP)

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05/18/2013 07:25 AM
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COCK MUNCHER!!!! whateverwhateverwhatever

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39998618


...gay...
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nightvisiongoggles

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05/18/2013 07:27 AM
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
I have a new girlfriend. A beautiful new girlfriend, from Thailand. She's very thoughtful and caring, and she told me that we shouldn't let a small penis cause problems in what could otherwise be a very active and enjoyable sex life...

The thing is, i'd rather she didn't have one at all.

...what would you guys do in my position..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


If you can manage any position at all...

Well, at least you can show him/her off.

There are a lot of pretty and authentic Thai women out there, they're just a lot harder to find (and you have to either get a copy of their birth certificate or get between their legs).
Don't talk like you know everything, dammit.

Because I do.
GeordieLegend (OP)

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05/18/2013 07:34 AM
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Why do you need a birth certificate..?
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05/18/2013 07:35 AM
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
I went for a prostate exam; and the doctor was Thai. He put his finger in, then he put both hands on my shoulder and told me to cough!

I said what the F.....!
GeordieLegend (OP)

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05/18/2013 07:37 AM
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I went for a prostate exam; and the doctor was Thai. He put his finger in, then he put both hands on my shoulder and told me to cough!

I said what the F.....!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34853598


...has he called you since..?
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nightvisiongoggles

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05/19/2013 12:16 AM
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
Why do you need a birth certificate..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


Because you can never be too sure.
Don't talk like you know everything, dammit.

Because I do.
GeordieLegend (OP)

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05/19/2013 01:14 PM
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
Why do you need a birth certificate..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


Because you can never be too sure.
 Quoting: nightvisiongoggles


...sure of what?
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nightvisiongoggles

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05/19/2013 05:43 PM
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
Why do you need a birth certificate..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


Because you can never be too sure.
 Quoting: nightvisiongoggles


...sure of what?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


Oh, man...

That she is a real female, for crying out loud.

Thai society might be tolerant of them, but Thai laws still prohibit transgenders from changing their gender in government records.
Don't talk like you know everything, dammit.

Because I do.
GeordieLegend (OP)

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05/20/2013 03:44 PM
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
I wasn't aware of that, thank you...
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GeordieLegend (OP)

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06/03/2013 08:06 AM
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
As long as you don't make eye contact or touch balls it should be fine.
 Quoting: Jaid0gz


...is that the rule..?

If i don't make eye contact or touch balls it's not gay, right..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend

No that's Bra-zillion Jujitsu.....its ok for you to get a Full blown wood in the do-Jo just don't make eye contact with anyone or touch your balls, that would be a tell

Think its more than a Culture Difference, if your girlfriend has a cock........

in Thai-land you would be called a " Tooooooooot " (ghey)
GeordieLegend (OP)

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06/04/2013 01:44 PM
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Tooooooooots are ghey?
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06/04/2013 01:46 PM
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
LMAO! That's why I am an advocate for premarital sex!
Abuse the masses to reach a few.
Anonymous Coward
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06/04/2013 01:59 PM
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
As long as you don't make eye contact or touch balls it should be fine.
 Quoting: Jaid0gz


...is that the rule..?

If i don't make eye contact or touch balls it's not gay, right..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


norespect
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06/04/2013 02:02 PM
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
i don't see how you could avoid touching ball, and theres no way in hell you'd be able to slip it in cause the shaft'd be hanging down block.......wait a minute.... they DO have vaginas right? i never really thought too deeply about this but now i'm kinda scared and confused whats really going on down there? do they have like meat hanger labias with a single ball in each? or no balls? or a tight little taint sack? i'm curious as fuck but don't want to be scarred for life by figuring this shit out visually. can't some thai guy explain it like a straight man? i know theres gotta be a nohomo way to go about this.
 Quoting: Kharnifex


some women have big draping meat curtains. lol
 Quoting: EJ25LVR


Depends on the kind of women you socialise with i suppose, my friend...
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


what you gonna judge a girl by the length of her labia? like "ohh, her meat curtains hang down like a half inch, she's one of THOSE types"

i'd socialize the shit outa some cute girl with drapes. maybe i'm missing something here.
 Quoting: Kharnifex


Well, there's beef curtains, and then there's "Wizard Sleeves!"

screamahhh
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06/04/2013 02:05 PM
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
Wizard sleeves. 1rof1 1rof1
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06/04/2013 02:47 PM
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
Hate to break it to you Opie, but if it has a penis, it's not a woman, it's a man, baby. drevil

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