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Wife’s Dying Wish Is To Have her Vagina Engraved On Her Headstone- Husband obliges.

 
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Wife’s Dying Wish Is To Have her Vagina Engraved On Her Headstone- Husband obliges.
I thought is it was 'til death do us part'. LoL.

The hard part was finding a stone cutter willing to do it. chuckle

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"Before her passing, Milena left detailed instructions for her husband Milan on how to carry out her final wishes. Specifically, she wanted her husband to hire a sculptor to create an exact replica of her vagina on her headstone from photographs she’d taken.

“I don’t want you chasing other women. This way you will always remember me,” she said in her letter."

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:rotf:


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That's boring I had visions of some six foot tall monster vagina
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That's boring I had visions of some six foot tall monster vagina
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That qualifies for Vagizilla

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He is free now
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Her V-JJ looks like a sea urchin
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OMG ....

That is taking using the "Power of the Vagina" over men, which seems to be natural to many women, to a ridiculous extreme.

I bet he will have moved on to a new woman within 2 years.
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10/25/2012 04:03 PM
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That's not a vagina.

That's a vulva.
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It's like.. "life size" on the bottom small corner of the tombstone?

meh...

Give me a centered 4'x2' larger-than-life representation and THAT'S a tombstone I'd visit...
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and on the other corner of the headstone which they don't mention is the engraving of her asshole which represents the fact that she's shitting on her husband even after death!
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Kitty thought it was supposed to be her image??????



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mark my words: Five years from now some excited glp-er is going to come here and create a thread that there is a carving on a tombstone that must be a message to her, and she will want our help to decode it.
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He'll visit the tombstone, and wonder why there is so much wear and tear on that part of the stone.
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Haha - but it doesn't look like anything more than a fossil. Looks like there is more strangeness on the tombstone but they don't show it all.

People are really odd :)
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Da fuk?
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Looks more like a trilobite fossil. charlie
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Ahses to ashes, cunt to cunt!
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Srpska posla
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After my death I want my ashes mixed with a polymer, and poured into a mold of my cock...

That way my wife can still feel my hardness inside her.
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Just wants to pay him back for always being rock hard.
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That is one GAPING vagina!
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what a complete and utter c*nt!
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What a fucking freak.
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[link to cdn03.cdnwp.thefrisky.com]

hmmm, what's he doing there, out of shot?

look like he's on the vinegar stroke
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Stupid.

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Give me a centered 4'x2' larger-than-life representation and THAT'S a tombstone I'd visit...
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Mmmm, grey bush5a
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Mmmm, grey bush5a
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with ZERO chance of child maintenance issues

getting it in may be a bit tricky though
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What a fucking freak.
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she wants him fucking a rock after she dies ..
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In the next 3000 years some archeologist is going to dig her vagina, labia up and it will displayed in a some super futuristic museum somewhere as hieroglyphics from the ancients, with the translation discussed by the time’s brightest minds: “Basically it refers to a small fuzzy domesticated animal now extinct, that had claws and teeth and was called a “kitten" which derives from Middle English kitoun,ketoun, kyton etc., which itself came from Ancient French chitoun, cheton, and then later referred to as Pussy, as found on the writing specimens from the ancient latrine walls taken from the 'Shit House dig'…why we found it in a burial ground will require extensive research into the culture of the 21st century ancients…

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In the next 3000 years some archeologist is going to dig her vagina, labia up and it will displayed in a some super futuristic museum somewhere as hieroglyphics from the ancients, with the translation discussed by the time’s brightest minds: “Basically it refers to a small fuzzy domesticated animal now extinct, that had claws and teeth and called was called a “kitten" which derives from Middle English kitoun,ketoun, kyton etc., which itself came from Ancient French chitoun, cheton, and then later referred to as Pussy, as found on the writing specimens from the ancient latrine walls taken from the 'Shit House dig'…why we found it in a burial ground will require extensive research into the culture of the 21st century ancients…
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