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Wife’s Dying Wish Is To Have her Vagina Engraved On Her Headstone- Husband obliges.

 
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i hope they replicate her teenager's vagina instead the old version one lol
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Clam diggers are massing at the site.
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10/25/2012 05:01 PM
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Give me a centered 4'x2' larger-than-life representation and THAT'S a tombstone I'd visit...
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10/25/2012 05:03 PM
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Oh....my....God. Just when you think you have seen it all.
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10/25/2012 05:09 PM
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Whats really sad is that some old woman was worried about her 72 yr old man chasing women. Damn, it would suck to live to old age only to have to worry about your spouse not being able to control his dick all the time. What a wasted life.
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10/25/2012 05:11 PM
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Whats really sad is that some old woman was worried about her 72 yr old man chasing women. Damn, it would suck to live to old age only to have to worry about your spouse not being able to control his dick all the time. What a wasted life.
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Maybe he is just horny all the time, even at 72.sideways
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10/25/2012 05:13 PM
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figures they are from Serbia!
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Uh...they didn't include the hole so he can have special moments with his wife's tombstone when visiting her grave late at night and somewhat randy?
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That is really sick..My God! I would like to think that i had more to contribute to the world than my sexual organ..geesh!
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She had a mutant vagina.

I'll add...what a cruel bitch. Man's gotta relieve the poison in a natural way as opposed to self fulfillment. To say he's can't chase any other tang is just mean.

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She wants him to fuck the tombstone, or what?
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10/25/2012 05:21 PM
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It looks like wizard's sleeve!
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10/25/2012 05:35 PM
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That's not a vagina.

That's a vulva.
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At least somebody knows the difference. :)
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lmfao
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His issue? Finding an artist willing to put a dead woman’s vagina on a headstone.

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10/25/2012 06:05 PM
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I don't know if you can get any more shallow than this.
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10/25/2012 06:07 PM
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stupid women.
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10/25/2012 06:09 PM
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I don't know if you can get any more shallow than this.
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there is certainly no depth at all to that thing.

still, worth a go, eh?
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10/25/2012 06:14 PM

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Why would I click on that site just to see some old womans gash?
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ya...thats nice
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Why would I click on that site just to see some old womans gash?
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ah, the age old question....
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10/25/2012 06:19 PM
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I don't know if you can get any more shallow than this.
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there is certainly no depth at all to that thing.

still, worth a go, eh?
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I don't do stone.
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10/25/2012 06:19 PM
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It encourages me to do that to my dick

After 3000 years the humans will be smaller

and they will discover a Giant Ancient Dick
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10/25/2012 06:22 PM
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I don't know if you can get any more shallow than this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3978737


there is certainly no depth at all to that thing.

still, worth a go, eh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26226777


I don't do stone.
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so you're a sponge then?
Anonymous Coward
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10/25/2012 06:29 PM
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This is not even close to a riot causing pussy.

It would have been much more spectacular if her wish was a masoleum door in the shape of her vagina with a big flashing neon sign above it saying "ENTER HERE" and a machine on the side with human size condoms.
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In the next 3000 years some archeologist is going to dig her vagina, labia up and it will displayed in a some super futuristic museum somewhere as hieroglyphics from the ancients, with the translation discussed by the time’s brightest minds: “Basically it refers to a small fuzzy domesticated animal now extinct, that had claws and teeth and was called a “kitten" which derives from Middle English kitoun,ketoun, kyton etc., which itself came from Ancient French chitoun, cheton, and then later referred to as Pussy, as found on the writing specimens from the ancient latrine walls taken from the 'Shit House dig'…why we found it in a burial ground will require extensive research into the culture of the 21st century ancients…
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oh, man, you're funny...

lmao
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10/25/2012 06:39 PM
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Her V-JJ looks like a sea urchin
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Hahahah! I just googled "vagina carved on a tombstone." Can you imagine the search terms these people see???
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Thats funny! Except its a really lame carving, it looks like a leaf! Lol

I could do better. Lololo....

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