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Wife’s Dying Wish Is To Have her Vagina Engraved On Her Headstone- Husband obliges.

 
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She had a mutant vagina.

I'll add...what a cruel bitch. Man's gotta relieve the poison in a natural way as opposed to self fulfillment. To say he's can't chase any other tang is just mean.
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People are so damn disgusting.
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Narcissistic Personality Disorder......a primary symptom.....vagina on the headstone.
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Goes to show you. Tastless trash is still tastless trash to the bitter end! And then some!

What kind of a cemetery would allow such a grave marker with an image of a vagina on it? Makes you want to buy a spot there to for your mom and dad to be buried next to the "twat marker" doesn't it?
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Looks more like a trilobite fossil. charlie
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I wonder what archeologists will say about this headstone 700 million years from now?
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Hopefully its the 20-YEAR OLD VERSION

and not the version at death when she's in her 80's



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Mommy, why does that man have his pants down while bouncing on that headstone??
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Oh my!

If all we can remembered for is our vagina then we ain't even on the cusp of doing it right.

Holy shit!

Really?

Oh my!

I expect in the future to see penis's sprouting out of the ground in the grave yards and that will totally kill the art and beauty of cemeteries.

I guess this is why I'll be cremated ... cuz wtf
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That's boring I had visions of some six foot tall monster vagina
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That's boring I had visions of some six foot tall monster vagina
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Yeah, like Marie Barone (Ray's fictional mother)sculpture that looks exactly like a vagina. It was a great episode.
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You know what's coming next...

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Specifically, she wanted her husband to hire a sculptor to create an exact replica of her vagina on her headstone from photographs she’d taken.


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Why has "vagina" become a substitute for "Labia" and "pubes"?



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They will end up catching somebody waking off in the graveyard now at her headstone. This shouldnt be public information.....
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Yeah...that's real normal right there...

Uh huh...

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Off topic but I happened to see another article for strangest things stuffed in a vagina while I visited your link.

"Of all the inconceivable phallic objects a desperately horny person could shove up in their vagina, a rolled-up Donny Osmond poster is not the first thing that comes to mind. A U.K. woman featured on the BBC3 show called “Bizarre ER” did just that. Doctors discovered a rolled-up poster of Donny Osmond shoved inside her vagina. I have many questions about this. Firstly, did she forget she put it in there? And are we talking life-size poster or one of those Tiger Beat tear sheets? I need more details. Also, ouch." [Mirror]

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mark my words: Five years from now some excited glp-er is going to come here and create a thread that there is a carving on a tombstone that must be a message to her, and she will want our help to decode it.
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My dying wish is to have my wife put up a replica of my penis on the tombstone along with a keg...
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this is too convenient

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That's boring I had visions of some six foot tall monster vagina
 Quoting: R&y


That's boring I had visions of some six foot tall monster vagina
 Quoting: R&y


Yeah, like Marie Barone (Ray's fictional mother)sculpture that looks exactly like a vagina. It was a great episode.
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Hahaha, that's what I thought about, that Everybody Loves Raymond episode, the sculpture.
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In the next 3000 years some archeologist is going to dig her vagina, labia up and it will displayed in a some super futuristic museum somewhere as hieroglyphics from the ancients, with the translation discussed by the time’s brightest minds: “Basically it refers to a small fuzzy domesticated animal now extinct, that had claws and teeth and was called a “kitten" which derives from Middle English kitoun,ketoun, kyton etc., which itself came from Ancient French chitoun, cheton, and then later referred to as Pussy, as found on the writing specimens from the ancient latrine walls taken from the 'Shit House dig'…why we found it in a burial ground will require extensive research into the culture of the 21st century ancients…
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So she wants her husband to remember her vagina as cold, hard and dry?
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Does it smell like the original?
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WOMBSTONE BITCHEZ!
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mark my words: Five years from now some excited glp-er is going to come here and create a thread that there is a carving on a tombstone that must be a message to her, and she will want our help to decode it.
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Must be boring in wisconsin, tonight.
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He'll visit the tombstone, and wonder why there is so much wear and tear on that part of the stone.
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She'll "Rock" your cock!
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That's boring I had visions of some six foot tall monster vagina
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That qualifies for Vagizilla

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LMFAO

I spit my tea across the room just then...

Damn, that's funny!!

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That's just "ignant"!
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