Wife’s Dying Wish Is To Have her Vagina Engraved On Her Headstone- Husband obliges.

She had a mutant vagina.

I'll add...what a cruel bitch. Man's gotta relieve the poison in a natural way as opposed to self fulfillment. To say he's can't chase any other tang is just mean.

Looks more like a trilobite fossil.

That's boring I had visions of some six foot tall monster vagina

That's boring I had visions of some six foot tall monster vagina

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Specifically, she wanted her husband to hire a sculptor to create an exact replica of her vagina on her headstone from photographs she’d taken.


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mark my words: Five years from now some excited glp-er is going to come here and create a thread that there is a carving on a tombstone that must be a message to her, and she will want our help to decode it.

Yeah, like Marie Barone (Ray's fictional mother)sculpture that looks exactly like a vagina. It was a great episode.

In the next 3000 years some archeologist is going to dig her vagina, labia up and it will displayed in a some super futuristic museum somewhere as hieroglyphics from the ancients, with the translation discussed by the time’s brightest minds: “Basically it refers to a small fuzzy domesticated animal now extinct, that had claws and teeth and was called a “kitten" which derives from Middle English kitoun,ketoun, kyton etc., which itself came from Ancient French chitoun, cheton, and then later referred to as Pussy, as found on the writing specimens from the ancient latrine walls taken from the 'Shit House dig'…why we found it in a burial ground will require extensive research into the culture of the 21st century ancients…

mark my words: Five years from now some excited glp-er is going to come here and create a thread that there is a carving on a tombstone that must be a message to her, and she will want our help to decode it.

He'll visit the tombstone, and wonder why there is so much wear and tear on that part of the stone.