Spin pairing of the planets is consistent with a planetary delivery by some large object, larger than Jupiter. Spin pairing is not consistent with aggregation. If your theory is at odds with observable fact your theory is fershugina. To continue believing an obviously flawed theory means you are fershugina too.
When this object approaches you wont need a telescope. The center of gravity for the sun will be altered and there will be utter chaos. You will have to go underground to survive, or off planet. I favor off planet.