Yeah?

Well my sources say that there is a Jupiter sized thingy mabob however far away! Suck on that!

My sources also say the moon is made out of cheese and they also tell me to burn things. My sources tell me that I'm actually my own grandmother because I invent time travel.

My sources say Barrack Obama is actually Bill O'reilly in drag.

My sources also say the leading cause of cancer is Captain Crunch, but not the regular one, the peanut butter one.

My sources also tell me I look fat in this dress. FUCK YOU SOURCES.

My sources tell me that my penis is really big and I should stop worrying, and that it's okay it happens to most guys.

My sources often appear to me as a green space alien named Gazoo that floats on my shoulder.


MY SOURCES MY SOURCES MY SOURCES BLAH BLAH BLAH