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REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?

 
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10/27/2012 02:57 PM
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REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
She just told me that she is two months pregnant and she says it is my kid but that is impossible because I shoot blanks. I have been to the doctor about this numerous times and he has told me that I shoot spermless loads and it will always be that way.

She knows this, so went on a tirade that it has to be me because I am the only one who has sex with her.

I said bullshit to her and called her a whore and now with all of her hormonal changes she has run of to her mothers house crying saying that I have trust issues.

What the fuck would you do? Me...I am the fuck out of here. Cheating skank!
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10/27/2012 03:01 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
The sheer fact that you're even posting this here is suggesting that you're not absolutely 100% positive that you're going to end up getting rid of her. Which you absolutely should, anything else would be an unfathomably stupid decision. And get ahold of a lawyer immediately, otherwise you'll end up paying child support for a bastard.
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10/27/2012 03:02 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
I HAVE TALKED TO MANY GUYS WHO SAID THEY COULDNT HAVE CHILDREN AND THEN CONCEIVED AND PROVED IT BY PATERNITY TESTS.

I WOULD TELL HER YOUR DOUBTS AND THEN AFTER THE CHILD IS BORN HAVE A PATERNITY TEST TO CONFIRM IT SO YOU DONT LIVE IN DOUBT.

MIRACLES DO HAPPEN.
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10/27/2012 03:04 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
Praise Jesus
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
What Mr caps lock said.
Go say you're sorry, say you were just shocked about the baby and that you want to take care of her...whatever. Order a paternity test kit, swab you and the kid after it's born and find out.
If the kid is yours it's going to be hard to patch up later.
If it's not...deal with that when you get there.
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10/27/2012 03:06 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
lol this guy who posted above thinks its a miracle and not a cheating whore bwahahahahahahahah. Love that optimism buddy. hahahahah.
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10/27/2012 03:07 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
What Mr caps lock said.
Go say you're sorry, say you were just shocked about the baby and that you want to take care of her...whatever. Order a paternity test kit, swab you and the kid after it's born and find out.
If the kid is yours it's going to be hard to patch up later.
If it's not...deal with that when you get there.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


You shouldn't do any of that. Just kick her out, get a lawyer and let her and her mother take care of the bastard.
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
lol this guy who posted above thinks its a miracle and not a cheating whore bwahahahahahahahah. Love that optimism buddy. hahahahah.
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He also thinks the mother of Jesus was a virgin.
Some people are just gullible.
1dunno1
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10/27/2012 03:09 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
dna test ....imminent
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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10/27/2012 03:09 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
I say just need a different gun , then reload and kill them both :bad_egg:er
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10/27/2012 03:13 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
Good that you are leaving. No point sticking around and being shamed as a cuckold.
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10/27/2012 03:16 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
I'm a troll - thought I would cash in on all of the other pregnant doom on here.
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10/27/2012 03:19 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
So you cashed in.
What did that get you, other than on the list of useless asholes clogging this once great website?
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10/27/2012 03:19 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
If this was a blessing from God, you already blew it! You should have given your wife the benefit of the doubt until you proved whether or not it was yours. If someone called me what you called her, I would be out of the married and pregnant or whatever! That shows a total disrespect of women in general. I hope the child is not a girl with you for a father!
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10/27/2012 03:20 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
I HAVE TALKED TO MANY GUYS WHO SAID THEY COULDNT HAVE CHILDREN AND THEN CONCEIVED AND PROVED IT BY PATERNITY TESTS.

I WOULD TELL HER YOUR DOUBTS AND THEN AFTER THE CHILD IS BORN HAVE A PATERNITY TEST TO CONFIRM IT SO YOU DONT LIVE IN DOUBT.

MIRACLES DO HAPPEN.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25830800


amen

docs are people too and they do not know everything...

have some faith that your wife stayed true when the baby is born get a DNA test done and go from there...
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
I HAVE TALKED TO MANY GUYS WHO SAID THEY COULDNT HAVE CHILDREN AND THEN CONCEIVED AND PROVED IT BY PATERNITY TESTS.

I WOULD TELL HER YOUR DOUBTS AND THEN AFTER THE CHILD IS BORN HAVE A PATERNITY TEST TO CONFIRM IT SO YOU DONT LIVE IN DOUBT.

MIRACLES DO HAPPEN.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25830800


not miracles, accidents. genetic accidents. you may have gotten your wife pregnant, good sir, get a dna test.
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
I HAVE TALKED TO MANY GUYS WHO SAID THEY COULDNT HAVE CHILDREN AND THEN CONCEIVED AND PROVED IT BY PATERNITY TESTS.

I WOULD TELL HER YOUR DOUBTS AND THEN AFTER THE CHILD IS BORN HAVE A PATERNITY TEST TO CONFIRM IT SO YOU DONT LIVE IN DOUBT.

MIRACLES DO HAPPEN.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25830800


I agree! Don't be an idiot!!! Think logically and rationally - something I think you're lacking right now!
Don't get mad - Get a Pepsi!
Doomwaffles

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10/27/2012 03:59 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
I HAVE TALKED TO MANY GUYS WHO SAID THEY COULDNT HAVE CHILDREN AND THEN CONCEIVED AND PROVED IT BY PATERNITY TESTS.

I WOULD TELL HER YOUR DOUBTS AND THEN AFTER THE CHILD IS BORN HAVE A PATERNITY TEST TO CONFIRM IT SO YOU DONT LIVE IN DOUBT.

MIRACLES DO HAPPEN.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25830800


I agree! Don't be an idiot!!! Think logically and rationally - something I think you're lacking right now!
 Quoting: *HAARP Lady*


amazing that "logical and rational" is linked and/or associated with the use of caps locks these days.
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
I HAVE TALKED TO MANY GUYS WHO SAID THEY COULDNT HAVE CHILDREN AND THEN CONCEIVED AND PROVED IT BY PATERNITY TESTS.

I WOULD TELL HER YOUR DOUBTS AND THEN AFTER THE CHILD IS BORN HAVE A PATERNITY TEST TO CONFIRM IT SO YOU DONT LIVE IN DOUBT.

MIRACLES DO HAPPEN.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25830800


I agree! Don't be an idiot!!! Think logically and rationally - something I think you're lacking right now!
 Quoting: *HAARP Lady*


amazing that "logical and rational" is linked and/or associated with the use of caps locks these days.
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


CAPS "get 'er done"

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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
I HAVE TALKED TO MANY GUYS WHO SAID THEY COULDNT HAVE CHILDREN AND THEN CONCEIVED AND PROVED IT BY PATERNITY TESTS.

I WOULD TELL HER YOUR DOUBTS AND THEN AFTER THE CHILD IS BORN HAVE A PATERNITY TEST TO CONFIRM IT SO YOU DONT LIVE IN DOUBT.

MIRACLES DO HAPPEN.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25830800


I agree! Don't be an idiot!!! Think logically and rationally - something I think you're lacking right now!
 Quoting: *HAARP Lady*


amazing that "logical and rational" is linked and/or associated with the use of caps locks these days.
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


CAPS "get 'er done"

cruise
 Quoting: *HAARP Lady*


i'm sure you'll start to make sense once your sober
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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10/27/2012 04:05 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
With all the swollowing blow jobs you give,did you accidently throw up into her vagina when you were going down on her?
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
What Mr caps lock said.
Go say you're sorry, say you were just shocked about the baby and that you want to take care of her...whatever. Order a paternity test kit, swab you and the kid after it's born and find out.
If the kid is yours it's going to be hard to patch up later.
If it's not...deal with that when you get there.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


Absolutely
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
OP is a cum guzzler and has never been with a woman in his life.
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
dna test ....imminent
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


Get the paterno test. It only takes one victory to plant that garden.
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
Turn your adulterous slut into a swinger, go to parties and get off watching her be a wanton whore. It will be like having your own live porn show!
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
dna test ....imminent
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


Get the paterno test. It only takes one victory to plant that garden.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12698388


i can only agree

it only takes one paterno test to determine the decimation of your pay check for the future
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
A good friend of mine from childhood was told the same thing by a dr., so he never used protection. Well guess what he got his girlfriend pregnant in his 30's and it WAS his. THEN Here is the real kicker, about 5 years after that he found out he had another kid he never new about from like 10 years ago. He was so happy cause he thought he could never have kids cause thats what the dumbass dr. told him, but now he has 2!

oh and PS both kids look identical to him!

So you better be careful what you say about your wife, cause drs. are wrong all the time!
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
Go buy or rent a microscope then rub one out. Stick your semen on the glass, put under the microscope and check it for yourself. If you see little sperms swimming around,then your the father, if not,then it's time to move on.
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
dna test ....imminent
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


Get the paterno test. It only takes one victory to plant that garden.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12698388


i can only agree

it only takes one paterno test to determine the decimation of your pay check for the future
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


putin
Don't get mad - Get a Pepsi!
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
Damn this post got harsh. Hey listen , man to man. Do what you you know is right in your heart. If you absolutly know for sure that it 100% couldnt be you then you need to make a choice. At this point regardless of how you feel she needs to be healthy. If you cant deal with it then split. If there is any possibility that this baby is yours then just give support because this is what she truely needs.
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: My wife is pregnant and I shoot blanks. What should I do?
Can you spell ABORTION!

She's only two months, so it's possible, but time to rush. If she doesn't agree, google "abortifacients".

Unless you really do want a kid with her, in which case you'd better figure out the details right now.





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