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Marines, police prep for mock zombie invasion

 
The Sumerian
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Marines, police prep for mock zombie invasion
Oh sure. They prep for this all the time. Right??
Thank God for Homeland Security.
Maybe that's what all the millions of bullets are for.


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LOL. WTF???
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It's for when the time comes when it's Citizen vs Citizen vs State.

I'm sure you already figured that out.

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How to activate fresh american zombie?

a) CUT EBT card
b) CUT food supply to local walmart
c) CUT med supply to all nutheads
d) CUT electricity
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10/27/2012 11:27 PM
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Re: Marines, police prep for mock zombie invasion
Oh sure. They prep for this all the time. Right??
Thank God for Homeland Security.
Maybe that's what all the millions of bullets are for.


[link to news.yahoo.com]
 Quoting: The Sumerian


So stupid... idiots.
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Re: Marines, police prep for mock zombie invasion
LOL. WTF???
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Yeah, I know RIGHT?!! How crazy is all that?!!?

Your tax dollars at WORK!!!

This country and the rest of the world IS going bonkers and we have a ring side seat..until we are part of the nightmare.
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WTF! lol

Zombie99
I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
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Re: Marines, police prep for mock zombie invasion
It's for when the time comes when it's Citizen vs Citizen vs State.

I'm sure you already figured that out.
 Quoting: The Blue Cabal


Yes, but don't you think they could have come up with a better premise? Something better to describe what they were training for instead of that load of nonsense.

I mean think about it...if this WERE the truth...

"Ummm, yes, chairman, we need $x million to practice for those zombie invasions that have been on the verge of breaking out. So, what do you think? I mean one guy chewed another's face off. So, how about we get some money to practice for THAT?"
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Re: Marines, police prep for mock zombie invasion
Obviously we're not expecting a zombie apocalypse in the near future, but the effects of what might happen in a zombie apocalypse are probably similar to the type of things that happen in natural disasters and manmade disasters.

Or similar when a bunch of citizens rise up against their corrupted leaders
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the police and marines are the mindless zombies preparing to invade your sovereignty...

zombies
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Zombie invasion is a metaphor for the dumb downed populace, the welfare hoards, the ignorant masses, the Obama supporters.

DHS buying 1.6 BILLION rounds of ammo, FEMA camps, re education camps, NDAA, NDRP, HR 347, all the executive orders, the massive military movement and drills, TSA expanding, bulletproof checkpoints and pill boxes.

They are VERY SOON in going "hot" to try and complete this communist New World Order takeover. The people will have no idea what hit em' when they pull the trigger on this. Be alert people and best of luck. Stay PREPARED
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the police and marines are the mindless zombies preparing to invade your sovereignty...

zombies
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25998066


Defense Tactic #1: Bring all tomato plants in. Zombies are attracted to tomatoes.

Tomato Zombie
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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There are a bunch of children running our government.
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They can not tell us they are preparing for civil unrest. The media is failing us again by covering these event with tonque and cheek reporting and light hearted articles.
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its always easier to kill zombies than to kill normal people... that why they are being trained and will be deceived that we all are zombies
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They must have made zombies in a lab or something and know it's possible.

I'm ordering more ammo....
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The walking fools
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WTF! lol

:Zombie99:
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I like it.. but...

Garage doors only work until the zombies learn to use tools... Or fire... Or the zombies gather additional angry citi... i mean zombies, and wait for you to come out....

should just surrender mr 1900 times the average workers salary - if you just surrender the angry citi... i mean zombies... might let your family live.
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zombies equal people rioting
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How to activate fresh american zombie?

a) CUT EBT card
b) CUT food supply to local walmart
c) CUT med supply to all nutheads
d) CUT electricity
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26399535


e) cut texting,omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” – Carl Sagan
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If I were in the military I'd get out as soon as possible. This administration is corrupt from top to bottom and I don't know how they can fight for them.
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"zombie" is code word for civil unrest, once the riots start
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its always easier to kill zombies than to kill normal people... that why they are being trained and will be deceived that we all are zombies
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25767253


What if there was such a huge terrible solar flare, coupled with a tear in the magnetosphere caused by I dunno, a pole shit? anyhoo, it could actually fry your brain, rendering you a gormeless twat in seconds...

Now, imagine said gormeless twat trying to find his or her way around, some might just wander aimlessly, whilst other gormeless twats may not have been fully frazzeled by solar flare or killshot of death, but is very upset and angry, perhaps foaming at the mouth a bit, and that zombified numnut is attacking the regular gormeless twats.

Imageine the solar flare sooooo big, that it fries comms sats, and also the national grid.

Now add to that contaminated water supply and also lack of food,l whatever will the mad, angry gormeless twat eat for brekkie? Usually in times of no food and water, along with constant lack of electricity could create a terrible situation...

I anticipate two types of gormeless twat, the first being a vegetation state, whilst the other being a feral mad flesh eater...

Now, the second type might be a real cause for concern, especially when multiplied by several millions....

What would you as a government do? wait till it happens, or prepare for target practice and ops for the aftermath?

Of course, this killshot form the Sun is all bullshit right?, so don;t worry, but please allow your government to plan, prepare and take the appropriate measures that might save your ass going forward...

Anyhoo, here are a couple of nice vids to help you rest assured that zombies will never exist and the govt is just abusing your tax dollar....




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Re: Marines, police prep for mock zombie invasion
more than likely zombie is code for,people walking around dazed,confused after somekind of deaster,
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more than likely zombie is code for,people walking around dazed,confused after somekind of deaster,
 Quoting: savont 23774865


Whats a deaster? and some kind?
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its always easier to kill zombies than to kill normal people... that why they are being trained and will be deceived that we all are zombies
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25767253


What if there was such a huge terrible solar flare, coupled with a tear in the magnetosphere caused by I dunno, a pole shit? anyhoo, it could actually fry your brain, rendering you a gormeless twat in seconds...

Now, imagine said gormeless twat trying to find his or her way around, some might just wander aimlessly, whilst other gormeless twats may not have been fully frazzeled by solar flare or killshot of death, but is very upset and angry, perhaps foaming at the mouth a bit, and that zombified numnut is attacking the regular gormeless twats.

Imageine the solar flare sooooo big, that it fries comms sats, and also the national grid.

Now add to that contaminated water supply and also lack of food,l whatever will the mad, angry gormeless twat eat for brekkie? Usually in times of no food and water, along with constant lack of electricity could create a terrible situation...

I anticipate two types of gormeless twat, the first being a vegetation state, whilst the other being a feral mad flesh eater...

Now, the second type might be a real cause for concern, especially when multiplied by several millions....

What would you as a government do? wait till it happens, or prepare for target practice and ops for the aftermath?

Of course, this killshot form the Sun is all bullshit right?, so don;t worry, but please allow your government to plan, prepare and take the appropriate measures that might save your ass going forward...

Anyhoo, here are a couple of nice vids to help you rest assured that zombies will never exist and the govt is just abusing your tax dollar....





 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26292210


The solar killshot isn't what most think.

The sun is powered by electricity, which is derived from its torsion field. As we approach the dark rift the field will dramatically weaken, essentially 'killing' the sun along with most people's higher brain functions. They'll return to 'normal' afterwards sans memory, assuming they survive.

I would imagine that the sun would have a rather crazy CME from getting 'turned off' but it's hard to say.
rhombus will set you free...

some try to tell me thoughts they cannot defend. just what you want to be, you will be in the end!

if you can't face the truth it's probably raping you from behind.
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It must be the Obama zombies
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I don'tink that zombie sit is funny, but apprently the PTBs do.

They're mocking any genuine concern that isn't government sanctioned.

Don't they have anything better to do?

Or is "zombie" a metaphor for the civilian public?


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Cold in here, keys are sticking I hate typos.

I don'T tHink that zombie sHit is funny, but appArently the PTBs do.

They're mocking any genuine concern that isn't government sanctioned.

Don't they have anything better to do?

Or is "zombie" a metaphor for the civilian public?


Asses.
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Damn, there's not an original thought in my head tonight.


Zombie invasion is a metaphor for the dumb downed populace, the welfare hoards, the ignorant masses, the Obama supporters.

DHS buying 1.6 BILLION rounds of ammo, FEMA camps, re education camps, NDAA, NDRP, HR 347, all the executive orders, the massive military movement and drills, TSA expanding, bulletproof checkpoints and pill boxes.

They are VERY SOON in going "hot" to try and complete this communist New World Order takeover. The people will have no idea what hit em' when they pull the trigger on this. Be alert people and best of luck. Stay PREPARED
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