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I just dialled this guy I like without knowing... thing is.. I may have been taking a shit whilst that call happened.

 
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Im' calling bullshit on this thread. Everyone knows that real women don't poop.


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10/28/2012 07:15 AM
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Re: I just dialled this guy I like without knowing... thing is.. I may have been taking a shit whilst that call happened.
You don't sound female, you're gay right?

Not that it matters, but in any case, everyone in a r/ship has to break the fart and/or shit barrier. You're a step ahead, breaking the barrier from the get go.

It's all down hill from here.
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I am female 100%.

lmao
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Im' calling bullshit on this thread. Everyone knows that real women don't poop.


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ahaha douche
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10/28/2012 07:22 AM
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Re: I just dialled this guy I like without knowing... thing is.. I may have been taking a shit whilst that call happened.
You don't sound female, you're gay right?

Not that it matters, but in any case, everyone in a r/ship has to break the fart and/or shit barrier. You're a step ahead, breaking the barrier from the get go.

It's all down hill from here.
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Not true. You can go years living together & never go there.
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10/28/2012 07:29 AM
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10/28/2012 07:31 AM
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lmao lmao lmao
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10/28/2012 07:32 AM
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Re: I just dialled this guy I like without knowing... thing is.. I may have been taking a shit whilst that call happened.
Oh that's nothing my phone randomly called my mum one time while i was receiving oral sex...
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10/28/2012 07:32 AM
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Re: I just dialled this guy I like without knowing... thing is.. I may have been taking a shit whilst that call happened.
You don't sound female, you're gay right?

Not that it matters, but in any case, everyone in a r/ship has to break the fart and/or shit barrier. You're a step ahead, breaking the barrier from the get go.

It's all down hill from here.
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Not true. You can go years living together & never go there.
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Only if you have such good bowel control you NEVER fart in your sleep, or ALWAYS do a shit when your partner is out of the house.

Possible, but so unlikely as to be bordering on torture.
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10/28/2012 07:34 AM
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Oh that's nothing my phone randomly called my mum one time while i was receiving oral sex...
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Oh no!.. That is seriously deep... 1doh1 1rof1
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10/28/2012 08:01 AM
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All is fine... He has asked me out!!!

hf
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10/28/2012 08:06 AM
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Just something I noticed. The two threads, someone posted a link to "Some girl just called me..."

Errr, Your AC accounts have the same number.

Busted?
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10/28/2012 08:07 AM
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Just something I noticed. The two threads, someone posted a link to "Some girl just called me..."

Errr, Your AC accounts have the same number.

Busted?
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Nope... the other guy who started the thread is from Australia and I am from UK.
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10/28/2012 08:11 AM
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All is fine... He has asked me out!!!

hf
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That's fucking nasty...
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WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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10/28/2012 08:28 AM
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Re: I just dialled this guy I like without knowing... thing is.. I may have been taking a shit whilst that call happened.
If the phone says the call lasted 4:21, then he stayed on the line while you did it. Either he didn't hear anything and spent 4 minutes being confused, else he's into that sort of "thing"
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10/28/2012 08:44 AM
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Re: I just dialled this guy I like without knowing... thing is.. I may have been taking a shit whilst that call happened.
All is fine... He has asked me out!!!

hf
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congratulations!

clappa

hf
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10/28/2012 08:46 AM
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All is fine... He has asked me out!!!

hf
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congratulations!

clappa

hf
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Thanks!! hf
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Re: I just dialled this guy I like without knowing... thing is.. I may have been taking a shit whilst that call happened.
All is fine... He has asked me out!!!

hf
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That's fucking nasty...
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HATER!!!!!!
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Re: I just dialled this guy I like without knowing... thing is.. I may have been taking a shit whilst that call happened.
If the phone says the call lasted 4:21, then he stayed on the line while you did it. Either he didn't hear anything and spent 4 minutes being confused, else he's into that sort of "thing"
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I dont care.. he is a paratrooper. Body as fit as hell and a face like a god...

peace
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:rangerapproved:
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cheers matey lmao
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10/28/2012 11:17 AM
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Re: I just dialled this guy I like without knowing... thing is.. I may have been taking a shit whilst that call happened.
You don't sound female, you're gay right?

Not that it matters, but in any case, everyone in a r/ship has to break the fart and/or shit barrier. You're a step ahead, breaking the barrier from the get go.

It's all down hill from here.
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Not true. You can go years living together & never go there.
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once again, GLP delivers a quality thread ...

I read about a scientific study conducted in England: the average time to break the barrier in relationships was 3 months for men, 6 months for women. I dont know whats the international average.


My own life experiences suggests, that breaking the barrier is easier for the country girls.

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10/28/2012 11:19 AM
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Re: I just dialled this guy I like without knowing... thing is.. I may have been taking a shit whilst that call happened.
Maybe when you were "grunting" out that last turd he thought that you were masterbating and he got turned on.....
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10/28/2012 11:28 AM
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Maybe when you were "grunting" out that last turd he thought that you were masterbating and he got turned on.....
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lmao ahahahaha.. i dont have to grunt. My turds freefall with ease...
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10/28/2012 11:34 AM
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Re: I just dialled this guy I like without knowing... thing is.. I may have been taking a shit whilst that call happened.
Sweet Jesus of Arabia..

What do I do now?

1dunno1
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I think tp means your next move shoud be to wipe.
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I wiped and then I went to the shop, so not sure what he actually heard.. he hasnt responded to any of my texts so I am thinking he heard the splashing of water and a sigh of relief...
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You are a man, so you are either a troll or gay. Which is it op?
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Re: I just dialled this guy I like without knowing... thing is.. I may have been taking a shit whilst that call happened.
Sweet Jesus of Arabia..

What do I do now?

1dunno1
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I think tp means your next move shoud be to wipe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17119454


I wiped and then I went to the shop, so not sure what he actually heard.. he hasnt responded to any of my texts so I am thinking he heard the splashing of water and a sigh of relief...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26290180


You are a man, so you are either a troll or gay. Which is it op?
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I am female, so neither.
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10/28/2012 11:56 AM
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Re: I just dialled this guy I like without knowing... thing is.. I may have been taking a shit whilst that call happened.
Sweet Jesus of Arabia..

What do I do now? Do I play it down? Act like it never happened? What do I do? 1dunno1

The call lasted 4mins21secs... The shame... The shame...

Stupid phone... damned

1dunno1
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Tell him you like to do things that you want to do to people while calling them and pretending you didnt know...
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10/28/2012 12:31 PM
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Re: I just dialled this guy I like without knowing... thing is.. I may have been taking a shit whilst that call happened.
Sweet Jesus of Arabia..

What do I do now? Do I play it down? Act like it never happened? What do I do? 1dunno1

The call lasted 4mins21secs... The shame... The shame...

Stupid phone... damned

1dunno1
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Tell him you like to do things that you want to do to people while calling them and pretending you didnt know...
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It's sorted now, but thanks for your concerns.. ;)
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Re: I just dialled this guy I like without knowing... thing is.. I may have been taking a shit whilst that call happened.
Tell him that you were raking a shit so there will be more room for his cock...
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10/28/2012 01:37 PM
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Re: I just dialled this guy I like without knowing... thing is.. I may have been taking a shit whilst that call happened.
All is fine... He has asked me out!!!

hf
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That's fucking nasty...
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1rof1

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