I just dialled this guy I like without knowing... thing is.. I may have been taking a shit whilst that call happened.

Im' calling bullshit on this thread. Everyone knows that real women don't poop.

I am female 100%.

ahaha douche

Not true. You can go years living together & never go there.

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Oh that's nothing my phone randomly called my mum one time while i was receiving oral sex...

Only if you have such good bowel control you NEVER fart in your sleep, or ALWAYS do a shit when your partner is out of the house.

Possible, but so unlikely as to be bordering on torture.

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Oh no!.. That is seriously deep...

All is fine... He has asked me out!!!

Just something I noticed. The two threads, someone posted a link to "Some girl just called me..."

Errr, Your AC accounts have the same number.

Busted?

Nope... the other guy who started the thread is from Australia and I am from UK.

That's fucking nasty...

If the phone says the call lasted 4:21, then he stayed on the line while you did it. Either he didn't hear anything and spent 4 minutes being confused, else he's into that sort of "thing"

congratulations!

Thanks!!

HATER!!!!!!

I dont care.. he is a paratrooper. Body as fit as hell and a face like a god...

cheers matey

once again, GLP delivers a quality thread ...

I read about a scientific study conducted in England: the average time to break the barrier in relationships was 3 months for men, 6 months for women. I dont know whats the international average.


My own life experiences suggests, that breaking the barrier is easier for the country girls.

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Maybe when you were "grunting" out that last turd he thought that you were masterbating and he got turned on.....

lmao ahahahaha.. i dont have to grunt. My turds freefall with ease...

You are a man, so you are either a troll or gay. Which is it op?

I am female, so neither.

Tell him you like to do things that you want to do to people while calling them and pretending you didnt know...

It's sorted now, but thanks for your concerns.. ;)

Tell him that you were raking a shit so there will be more room for his cock...